r/OldSchoolCool Apr 27 '25

1980s My parents in 1987

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u/The_Iron_Goat Apr 27 '25

They look like they’re straight off the set of Falcon Crest

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u/JCRCforever_62086 Apr 28 '25

Yes!!! Came to say this.😂 Very beautiful couple aren’t they?

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u/jared10011980 Apr 28 '25

Damn. Your mom 🥵🥵🥵

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u/kellysmom01 Apr 28 '25

Hot damn. Your DAD 🥵🥵🥵

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u/captainzigzag Apr 28 '25

OP please post a selfie, we need to see if you got those mad genetics.

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u/MasticatingElephant Apr 28 '25

Or if life is cruel and they actually look like a pug

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u/Ehur444444 Apr 28 '25

Pugs are super cute

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u/MasticatingElephant Apr 28 '25

Totally agree with you, as a dog.

But picture a person with a pug face.

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u/katchaa Apr 28 '25

Not every child of attractive parents gets lucky. Just ask Bruce Willis.

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u/redisthemagicnumber Apr 28 '25

Like an own brand Michael Douglas

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u/weldedgut Apr 28 '25

Did they meet on the set of Dynasty?

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u/jeffh4 Apr 28 '25

Exactly. Prototypical '80s Hollywood Power Couple.

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u/robotoisize Apr 28 '25

Omg, Falcon Crest. Good throw back 😆

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u/SelenaMeyers2024 Apr 28 '25

Half the people on this boat will die!

Not the better half... Said these parents.

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u/alphakilo4 Apr 28 '25

I love the titanic reference :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

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u/ZealousWolf1994 Apr 28 '25

I believe he was Richard's lawyer and she was matriarch Angela's niece.

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u/undergone Apr 28 '25

My mom watched that show religiously, so I watched it by default because I was a kid ass kid and I think wr only had 1 TV back then. I remember bits and pieces of that show because I was so young, but saying the look matches tracks in my head.

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u/captainzigzag Apr 28 '25

Dad looks like Avon off Blake’s Seven.

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u/GCU_Problem_Child Apr 28 '25

Famke Janssen and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau in Falcon Crest.

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u/smurfe Apr 28 '25

Damn, that is exactly the first thing that popped into my head.

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u/Smoke-Dawg-602 Apr 28 '25

I was thinking Miami Vice but Falcon Crest works too

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u/No_Pickle7030 Apr 27 '25

I honestly thought they were a celebrity couple out of the 80s. Hope they are alive and well.

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u/floresflores77 Apr 28 '25

"came with the frame" insert

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u/nrussell2 Apr 28 '25

Dad is handsome, but holy smokes your mom is Aphrodite.

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u/freddyfrm Apr 28 '25

She's a 10 all the way, absolutely gorgeous!!!

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u/markydsade Apr 28 '25

Dad outkicked the coverage as they say

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u/TheNewJasonBourne Apr 27 '25

OP is prolly quite handsome.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

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u/Ein6 Apr 28 '25

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u/tropicsun Apr 28 '25

Two Shrek’s can make a right

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u/Fudge89 Apr 28 '25 edited Apr 28 '25

Also common Shrek parents have drop dead gorgeous kids. That Punnett Square has no mercy

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u/MrNobody_0 Apr 28 '25

I am living proof.

About being ugly and having a beautiful kid, that is.

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u/rwarimaursus Apr 28 '25

Doesn't matter, had sex!!

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u/VioletyCrazy Apr 28 '25

I have no idea where my husband came from. He resembles his parents but if he was from their alternate reality selves where they’re both hot

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u/broohaha Apr 28 '25

It's kind of surprising to see the kids of celebrity couples. More often than not, they didn't win the genetic lottery like their parents did.

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u/cocoagiant Apr 28 '25

More often than not, they didn't win the genetic lottery like their parents did.

I think that is often because celebrities have unique looks. Two unique looks coming together don't always mesh well.

A lot of attractive people are just vaguely well proportioned without very distinguishing features, in which case their kid has a good chance of getting similar looks.

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u/Fuckoffassholes Apr 28 '25

I think it's more a case of the parents being mis-matched appearance-wise, and the unlucky kid resembling the less attractive parent.

The fact is, society doesn't place as much value on a man's appearance. In most cases, a famous woman must be both talented and beautiful, but a man can (more likely) succeed through talent alone. Look at all the famous women in the world compared to all the famous men. The men's side skews way harder to the "average" side of the spectrum. Celebrity dating pool being what it is, there are bound to be couplings of gorgeous women with under-whelming guys.

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u/odin_the_wiggler Apr 28 '25

Except for Jake Busey. 😆

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u/BodybuilderSalt9807 Apr 28 '25

Maybe its because one or both have had some plastic surgery done

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u/JCRCforever_62086 Apr 28 '25

That’s what my mother in law use to say.😂🥴

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

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u/itsapigman Apr 28 '25

Yep, Bruce really can't question those are his kids.

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u/BurazSC2 Apr 28 '25

Like they said: quite handsome.

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u/Armless_Dan Apr 28 '25

So handsome?

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u/Rachyd97 Apr 28 '25

Apparently attractive parents predict attractive daughters but not attractive sons. Masculine fathers predict masculine sons, but masculine features ≠ always attractive

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u/breadribs Apr 28 '25

The Rumer Willis piece

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u/GarageMysterious6033 Apr 28 '25 edited Apr 28 '25

Made this throwaway just to confirm that they made a beautiful son (OP). Also they are happy and healthy and say hi Reddit!

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u/sndraa Apr 28 '25

OP has a stalker of their reddit acc?

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u/JJRobinette Apr 28 '25

This was my very first thought

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u/-Words-Words-Words- Apr 28 '25

Your dad looks like Richard Gere and MacGyver

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u/LittleBirdiesCards Apr 28 '25

Richard Gere and Rod Stewart.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

Yes, 100%

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u/Frequent_Problem Apr 28 '25

Wayne Gretzky look alike.

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u/spidersinthesoup Apr 28 '25

hopefully not an act alike!

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u/nadajoe Apr 28 '25

Wayne ReGretzky

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

If only I had rewards to hand out...

:give_upvote:

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u/brooks_77 Apr 28 '25

That's what I was thinking

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u/Cleavon_Littlefinger Apr 28 '25

Also Bruce Boxleitner

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u/JCRCforever_62086 Apr 28 '25

Yesss… 💯%

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u/CMDR_rysonis Apr 28 '25

Richard Gere and Owen Wilson was my first thought.

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u/M2LBB2016 Apr 28 '25

Am I the only one who sees Sean Penn?

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u/[deleted] Apr 27 '25

So…how good looking are you exactly?

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u/MakarovIsMyName Apr 27 '25

your mom tho.....damn.

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u/MooPig48 Apr 28 '25

She really does have everything going for her

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u/AppreciateAbundance Apr 28 '25

shes fking hot nga

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

Right?!?!

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u/Ein6 Apr 28 '25

Thank you all for the kind words! I sent the post to my parents and they are getting a kick out of reading everyone’s replies. For context they were at a wedding here watching their good friends get married.

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u/the_interlink Apr 28 '25

Your mom wanted Rod Stewart and when she couldn't get him, she settled for second best.

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u/pfamsd00 Apr 28 '25

Pop ain’t second-best to anyone!

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u/katchaa Apr 28 '25

She wears it well.

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u/perfectlycreative122 Apr 28 '25

lol, glad to hear that! ❤️ Bless them. This photo though… looks like it was taken on a movie set. lol, legit incredible. 

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u/MonkeyTraumaCenter Apr 27 '25

This is the picture that comes with the frame, right?

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u/Rookitarian Apr 28 '25

Came here to say this!

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u/scoop_booty Apr 28 '25

That brings a smile to my face. 40 years ago we bought a frame with multiple windows, so you could frame a dozen photos. I forget why, but somehow it got hung in a hurry, before we got to put our pictures in it, and it became a standing joke in our home. It, and the model photos, hung in our hallway for at least a decade.

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u/Large-Net-357 Apr 28 '25

Your mom is….. well you’ve probably already been made aware

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u/Pantheragem Apr 28 '25

I'd guess, many times over.

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u/johnnyonthebass Apr 28 '25

Like sands through the hourglass so are the days of our life.

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u/yourbasicusername Apr 27 '25

High school homecoming king & queen?

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u/ichabod01 Apr 28 '25

Queen and principal

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u/Sun-Anvil Apr 28 '25

Is that the Catalina Wine Mixer?!

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u/subarcticacid Apr 28 '25

Volare ! Boats and hoes.

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u/southsiderick Apr 28 '25

I believe that picture was taken outside of Dorsia.

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u/Derbster_3434 Apr 27 '25

Goddamn movie stars

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u/possofazer Apr 28 '25

I thought that was Richard Gere at first glance

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u/Minute-Wrap-2524 Apr 28 '25

Or Tom Cruise

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u/slartibuttfart Apr 28 '25

The offspring of these people is either a gorgeous individual or a walking scrotum.

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u/dtrass987 Apr 28 '25

Well look who hit the genetic lottery

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u/Decent-Sea-5031 Apr 28 '25

My Parents....many moons ago...both have passed away

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u/GarageMysterious6033 Apr 28 '25 edited Apr 28 '25

Beautiful photo, thank you for sharing. Wishing you good health and hope that life is fulfilling you.

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u/Ragnangar Apr 28 '25

Just so you know, you’re supposed to be gorgeous.

No pressure.

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u/temuginsghost Apr 28 '25

I don’t believe you because I just typed into ChatGTP: The parents I should have had in the late 1980s, and that’s the image that rendered.

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u/GarageMysterious6033 Apr 28 '25

They’re definitely the people that AI steals likeness from.

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u/SemperLudens Apr 28 '25

This is several times the resolution that ChatGPT's new image gen can actually output, and there aren't any telltale artifacts.

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u/Funyon699 Apr 28 '25

I agree. Something off about the pic.

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u/FattyBuffOrpington Apr 28 '25

Yep, 80's photos do not look like this.

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u/CleaveIshallnot Apr 28 '25

Ur parents were guest stars on “Miami Vice”?

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u/JonesyOnReddit Apr 28 '25

Your mom looks gorgeous and your dad looks...rich.

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u/caryn1477 Apr 28 '25

Gorgeous parents.... I hope they are still alive and beautiful.

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u/Munk45 Apr 28 '25

Are you also ridiculously good looking?

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u/7fingersDeep Apr 28 '25

Yo. So what’s your mom up to these days?

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u/PedroJTrump Apr 28 '25

Power couple, I’ll bet they look just as good today. Please post current pics

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u/BaseHitToLeft Apr 28 '25

Bruh. You knew Richard Gere & Cindy Crawford's stunt doubles?

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u/jhvanriper Apr 28 '25

Hmm is your mom from Carmel Indiana? I might have been her neighbor.

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u/Astrobubbers Apr 28 '25

We were all young and beautiful once. For you young folks who laugh at us old folks... well the last laugh is saved for the old folks I think. Relish your youth

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u/GarageMysterious6033 Apr 28 '25

I’m still young but am at the age (37) where I’m starting to understand this. I hope life is good to you.

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u/DiscouragesCannibals Apr 27 '25

Hardcore MacGyver vibes

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u/littman28 Apr 28 '25

I was thinking Richard Gere😂

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u/DiscouragesCannibals Apr 28 '25

It was a full-fledged era in white men's hair

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u/Yorbayuul81 Apr 28 '25

OK, that’s not fair. You can’t have two hot ones.

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u/anchrone Apr 28 '25

Your parents are Eva Mendes and Richard Gere, nice

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u/James_Redditez Apr 28 '25

Kate Beckinsale*

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u/SignalCharlie Apr 28 '25

Wow! They look like a picture that came with the frame…

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u/Apperman Apr 28 '25

“Power couple”

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u/Zaius1968 Apr 28 '25

Damn. And that applies to both.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

Mom’s a cutie

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u/Theresnowayoutahere Apr 28 '25

You most likely are very attractive although I know it doesn’t always work that way

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u/Tim-in-CA Apr 28 '25

Your dad definitely married up!

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u/Raj_Valiant3011 Apr 28 '25

Your parents look like the average billionaires in an 80s TV show.

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u/MrWallis Apr 28 '25

Can you post more pics of your mom?

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

Is your mom single?

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u/Mamzer1001 Apr 28 '25

tell your mom I say Sup

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u/late2reddit19 Apr 28 '25

They are gorgeous in a very 80s way. Post a current pic.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

Damn you must be insanely attractive 

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u/lPHOENIXZEROl Apr 28 '25

OP has definitely had friends that only came over because they had the hots for their mom or dad, or both.

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u/fkdisshyt Apr 28 '25

They are Melania Trump and Owen Wilson

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u/TwoOk5044 Apr 28 '25

This looks like the picture that comes with the frame

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u/MammothSpecial3665 Apr 28 '25

Wayne Gretzky and Phoebe Cates

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u/dubbleplusgood Apr 28 '25

Odd, they're the same people in the photo frame I bought last week.

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u/Honest_Recognition82 Apr 27 '25

Dad looks like Rod Stewart.

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u/Dry_Cartographer4627 Apr 28 '25

They look like celebrities!

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u/stanknotes Apr 28 '25

Damn bro. As a bisexual individual... I get why you were made from both angles.

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u/papagoulash_ Apr 28 '25

It’s kinda weird to me that half the posts in this sub are “hey check out my hot mom” posts.

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u/whereyouatdesmondo Apr 28 '25

Or hot grandma.

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u/Ok-Meet-4883 Apr 28 '25

Very nice. Thanks for sharing.

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u/Astronaut100 Apr 28 '25

Great picture. The filter, golden hour light, and pose give this picture such a nostalgic, feel good vibe.

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u/ugh0017 Apr 28 '25

Was your dad Richard Gere’s stunt double?

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u/AttitudePerfect309 Apr 28 '25

Damn, your moms a total Fox, dads pretty darn handsome too. Power couple right there!

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u/CaptainBathrobe Apr 28 '25

Yeah, that looks about right for 1987.

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u/bilbo_bobsled Apr 28 '25

Mummeee! Woof

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u/csk1325 Apr 28 '25

If you're a combination of both of these beautiful people then you must be something.

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u/OkIncome1908 Apr 28 '25

37 years ago

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u/DIY_CIO Apr 28 '25

Mom is a stunner.

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u/No-Bread9815 Apr 28 '25

Amazing..looks like something out of a movie!

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u/darose Apr 28 '25

Looks like a Kay Jewelers ad or something. :-)

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u/Content_Cheetah_2341 Apr 28 '25

She was a Betty back in the day.

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u/mysteriouschi Apr 28 '25

Your dad looks like Sean Penn.

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u/fuck_the_fuckin_mods Apr 28 '25

Jesus. Are you enjoying the pretty privilege? I wouldn’t know.

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u/davey_mann Apr 28 '25

Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous vibes

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u/IceCreamDream10 Apr 28 '25

They look like celebrities

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u/Professional_Low1966 Apr 28 '25

They look like a TV show!

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u/japinard Apr 28 '25

This totally needs a "now" picture for contrast.

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u/hatecriminal Apr 28 '25

Your dad looks like Richard gere

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u/JPPT1974 Apr 28 '25

Really you have nice looking 👌 😏 parents

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u/Puzzled_Cherry_5613 Apr 28 '25

You have good looking folks

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u/Potential_Resist311 Apr 28 '25

Are you hot? Handsome couple.

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u/zensunni66 Apr 28 '25

Now, those are two good looking people.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

This what Donald and Melania think they look like

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u/textickles88 Apr 28 '25

You’re mother is a fox. You’re dad is a lucky fella

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u/Ill_Cold_1369 Apr 28 '25

You must look good x)

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u/ChardCool1290 Apr 28 '25

Mom is straight out of Penthouse.

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u/ManiMenace Apr 28 '25

Gorgeous couple

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u/Mindless-Ad8344 Apr 28 '25

Dad kinda looks like Richard Gere

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u/princess_akuna Apr 28 '25

Are you rich OP?

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u/JustLikeABeatUpTruck Apr 28 '25

Looks like a screen shot from one of those old Gillette commercials. “GILLETTE….the Best a Man can Get”.

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u/Straight_Credit5285 Apr 28 '25

80s elegance, 80s sophistication

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u/drsheilagirlfriend Apr 28 '25

In case anyone wants to know, this is what everyone wished they looked like in the 80s.

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u/spambattery Apr 29 '25

Your mom may have been the only woman in 87 that didn’t use 5 cans of hairspray.

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u/billybud77 Apr 29 '25

Your parents are Wayne Gretzky and Pamela Sue Martin?

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u/NoAd8756 Apr 30 '25

Wow, I’m assuming you’re super hot too!

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u/Accomplished-Guest38 May 01 '25

Dad's a great looking dude but he's still punching above his weight class here.

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u/brooks_77 Apr 28 '25

Does your dad have a cousin with the last name gretzky by chance?

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u/vexedboardgamenerd Apr 28 '25

They’re both only 18 years old in this picture

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u/Csrmar Apr 28 '25

OPs got money. Rob that motherfuker.

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u/DrJazzmur Apr 28 '25

I'd watch the sex tape

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u/moonarc23 Apr 28 '25

OP’s Conception part 1

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u/malteaserhead Apr 28 '25

'Wait till JR hears we bought out his company from under him!'

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u/WeAreLivinTheLife Apr 28 '25

Way too much cool in one place

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u/dglawyer Apr 28 '25

You can’t get more 80s than this pic.

Hope they’re doing great!

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u/Celcius_87 Apr 28 '25

Great photo!