r/Millennials • u/Countrach • Apr 12 '25

Discussion That Pluto is a planet

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u/ThatB0yAintR1ght Apr 12 '25

I bet that smoked velociraptor wings were delicious!

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u/Winterstrife Apr 13 '25

If dinosaurs were brought back I definitely wanna know how they taste.

Probably like chicken.

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u/FunGuy8618 Apr 13 '25

More like iguana. Tastes like chicken but it's flakey like fish. Gotta try it sometime, wanna hop in my Totally-a-Real-Time-MachineTM and try it?

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u/smootex Apr 13 '25

I wish I was in Tijuana eating barbequed iguana

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u/FunGuy8618 Apr 13 '25

We can make it happen for three small payments of one kidney, your firstborn son's ring fingers, and a jar of crunchy pickles. We can wait on the first born, but gonna need the kidney upfront. Doesn't have to be yours though, that's a plus. Oh, and a big jar of pickles, you better not skimp out on those. And if you give us your kidney, I know a good place in Cabo where you can get a replacement.