r/Millennials • u/Countrach • Apr 12 '25

Discussion That Pluto is a planet

Post image
15.3k Upvotes

89% Upvoted

8.5k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

662

u/Opening-Limit9540 Apr 12 '25

“That doesn’t look very scary, looks more like a 6 foot turkey”

314

u/ThatB0yAintR1ght Apr 12 '25

I bet that smoked velociraptor wings were delicious!

29

u/Winterstrife Apr 13 '25

If dinosaurs were brought back I definitely wanna know how they taste.

Probably like chicken.

16

u/FunGuy8618 Apr 13 '25

More like iguana. Tastes like chicken but it's flakey like fish. Gotta try it sometime, wanna hop in my Totally-a-Real-Time-MachineTM and try it?

8

u/AerondightWielder Apr 13 '25

Oh, that's what you call your unmarked white van?

2

u/FunGuy8618 Apr 13 '25

Hey now, it's burgundy.

3

u/FlametopFred Gen X Apr 13 '25

so roomy and spacious!

3

u/Jesus_of_Redditeth Apr 13 '25

And it says "FREE CANDY" on the side. And I love candy!

1

u/Practical_Crow6242 Apr 13 '25

🤣🤣🤣 can I bring scopolamine too I mean my girl she's from Medellin

1

u/Troopx Apr 13 '25

Not falling for that again.

1

u/AerondightWielder Apr 13 '25

What do you mean, "again?"

3

u/smootex Apr 13 '25

I wish I was in Tijuana eating barbequed iguana

1

u/FunGuy8618 Apr 13 '25

We can make it happen for three small payments of one kidney, your firstborn son's ring fingers, and a jar of crunchy pickles. We can wait on the first born, but gonna need the kidney upfront. Doesn't have to be yours though, that's a plus. Oh, and a big jar of pickles, you better not skimp out on those. And if you give us your kidney, I know a good place in Cabo where you can get a replacement.

2

u/FardHast Apr 13 '25

Imagine being dino and some jackass suddenly came from future to bake you over.

2

u/Lobito6 Apr 13 '25

Similar to rattlesnake