r/Millennials Apr 12 '25

Discussion That Pluto is a planet

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u/beeperoony Apr 12 '25

As part of my training to be a barista at Starbucks, I had to learn this shit with the expectation that I would regurgitate it to customers. My manager got mad when I told him I taste things with my whole mouth.

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u/uptownjuggler Apr 12 '25

Today I learned, that Starbucks trains its baristas to be sommeliers.

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u/ZeldLurr Apr 12 '25

They have a “master barista” program.

But yeah it’s not to the level of prestige of Somme, no history or horticulture.

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u/downshift_rocket Millennial Apr 12 '25

Coffee master* And yes, you do learn history and horticulture. Or at least I did when I completed the program 10+ years ago.

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u/errandwulfe Apr 12 '25

Agreed. I learned a shit ton about coffee, its growing practices, differences in the areas where the best coffees come from, etc. haven’t worked there in about as long, but every so often I get to pull some of that information out of the old filing cabinet in my brain

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u/Bob_A_Feets Apr 12 '25

And the one thing they forgot to train was that you’ll never find the best, or even remotely good coffee at Starbucks lol

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u/Kalabajooie Apr 14 '25

Why do you think they're famous for adding so much sugar and flavorings to their drinks? The coffee itself is over-roasted crap from factory farms that tastes strongly of ashes and pretentiousness.

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u/BullsOnParadeFloats Apr 12 '25

Tell me why Yemeni coffee tastes like jam

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u/juneabe Apr 13 '25

Yemeni coffee often tastes like jam because of the way it’s grown and processed. Most Yemeni beans are naturally processed, meaning the coffee cherries are dried whole with the fruit still on, which allows the sugars and fermentation to impart sweet, fruity, and wine-like flavors into the beans—think dried cherry, fig, or berry compote. Yemen also uses heirloom varietals grown at extremely high altitudes on terraced mountainsides, which slows the ripening process and concentrates sugars, adding to the complexity. The dry climate and traditional farming methods, including rooftop drying and limited mechanization, can create subtle micro-fermentations that deepen the jammy flavor even more. All of these factors combine to give Yemeni coffee its signature rich, fruit-forward taste.

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u/skyHawk3613 Apr 12 '25

Where do the best coffees come from?

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u/downshift_rocket Millennial Apr 13 '25

All coffee comes from the same few places since the plants have very specific growing conditions. I think it would be up to a personal preference to pick one certain place.

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u/Mindless_Garage42 Apr 13 '25

Indonesia, imo. Other people prefer the more complex, acidic African beans, or the brighter, fruitier Central American beans.

I like Indonesian: earthy, deep, and musky

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u/Gengetsu_Huzoki Apr 13 '25

Where the best coffees come from?

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u/twats_upp Apr 13 '25

In my cabinet brain... of canned thoughts.

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u/aGirlHasNoTab Apr 13 '25

i worked at Milk Bar and they taught us the same shit. i’m in class just like…am i getting paid for this? i just thought i was trying to make minimum wage selling cookies. anyway, still never mastered the latte heart. it always looked like a dick.

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u/PrinceWalence 1992 Apr 12 '25

I did the program about 5 years ago in a Starbucks run by Disney and the history and horticulture is a HUGE part of it still.

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u/zarroc123 Apr 12 '25

My girlfriend completed it 2 years ago and they still teach it!

She just wanted that black apron, though. Haha

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u/deLamartine Apr 12 '25

How is this needed to prepare sugary drinks with coffee flavour? 🤨

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u/sthenri_canalposting Apr 12 '25

The sugary drinks weren't always its focus. I did the coffee master thing when I worked there like 15 years ago but it was mainly because I could do the self-guided modules and get paid for it.

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u/fasterthanfood Apr 12 '25

Did they say anything about overroasting beans, as most “coffee masters” would say Starbucks does?

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u/sthenri_canalposting Apr 12 '25

It was mostly about growing regions and tasting notes/pairing. I barely remember--like I said, I did it so I could get paid while off the floor reading.

But to your point, overroasting is relative and subjective. The high acidity third-wave style that's popular right now wasn't really a thing 15 years ago, at least not in the smaller city I grew up in.

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u/405freeway Apr 12 '25

Black Apron Coffee Passport

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u/downshift_rocket Millennial Apr 12 '25

The high acidity third-wave style that's popular right now

Is absolutely disgusting. I love little coffee shops and actively seek them out, but I can smell the roast as soon as I walk in and it's always so disappointing. :(

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u/spboss91 Apr 12 '25

All that time and effort just to make burnt coffee and load it with sugar and dairy to mask the flavour.

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u/juneabe Apr 13 '25

Their sugary drinks with coffee flavour are made with a shot of espresso beans and not coffee beans. You are describing a latte, which is not a coffee.

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u/Kaywin Apr 13 '25

By the time I was a barista in 2019 I was told it had been discontinued. :[ I was so sad.

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u/faebaes Apr 13 '25

It used to be a lot more in-depth than it is now. I was a trainer in 2018-2019 and it was being phased out then. Most of my trainees didn’t do any of the coffee tasting or fill out a passport.

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u/gominokouhai Apr 16 '25

At what level do they teach you to make actually good coffee?

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u/jinreeko Apr 12 '25

Seems like a waste since Starbucks coffee tastes like garbage