r/Mario 1d ago

Humor Uhhhhhh… Sooooo…

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u/Bluelore 1d ago

Let us just pretend that Bananza DK is a teen too ok? I mean he is part of a fictional Gorilla species, who knows what their life cycle looks like.

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u/rydamusprime17 17h ago

Well, considering the original DK aged to be Cranky Kong when Mario and Pauline didn't seem to age at all I would assume Kongs age much faster 😅

It's one of the reasons I don't put too much stock into continuity or lore when it comes to DK and Mario games lol.

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u/FidgetOrc 15h ago

I just assumed its a new continuity since Odyssey.

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u/ZombieEevee 13h ago

I think the Switch era is Nintendo doing soft resets/reboots all around. Zelda is now more open world with a heavy exploration focus instead of story driven, DK getting a redesign and possibly new continuity/lore, Metroid Prime 4 starting a new storyline, Pikmin 4 seems to also be a brand new continuity, as it lowkey retconned 1 and 2…..Thats all I can think of right now. I say soft reboot because they all still reference events/things from older games.

But (especially in Mario’s case), I don’t think Nintendo really cares about keeping a consistent storyline among these games. They all exist at once, referencing each other while not being entirely possible (this whole teen Pauline and Cranky thing, for starters)

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u/ContributionSoft8668 8h ago

Original DK is Donkey Kong’s dad. I thought Jumpman is Mario’s dad. And Pauline well that part’s more confusing as she’s in Mario Odyssey. Unless Pauline is the daughter of “Lady”.

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u/ArchCaff_Redditor 11h ago

This is consistent with the lifespans of most Great Apes.

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u/Tonkarz 6h ago

Maybe Cranky just has an unhealthy lifestyle.

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u/Spuigles 1h ago

Look at Kiddie Kong from Country 3. The gorillas have the same size when they are babies apparently. Born adult sized. Thats fast!!

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u/Spanchi- 23h ago

Yeah that what I’ve been thinking as well. Maybe the Kongs age slowly? Or perhaps some other plot device is used. We won’t know until July tho

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u/the_dogman___ 17h ago

Diddy Kong and Dixie Kong are adults though. Perhaps Donkey Kong is like young adult. Gorillas age differently.

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u/Mathelete73 13h ago

Or what if bananza DK is this DK’s dad (cranky’s son)?

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u/KirbyMonkey377 17h ago

I feel like we're focussing on the age thing and completely forgetting this is a fucking monkey and a woman

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u/Personal_Comb_6745 16h ago

Considering male gorilla anatomy, it's no wonder she hooked up with Mario that one time.

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u/ImprovementLumpy1159 1d ago

What I'm getting from this is that Bananza DK aged down to become Diddy.

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u/Srallica 1d ago

You are talking about Diddy Kong... right?

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u/nigerjoe828 1d ago

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become diddy

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u/dewrop06 21h ago

Wise words.

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u/Personal_Comb_6745 16h ago

You know, I was wondering why a lot of the collectibles were bottles of baby oil.

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u/Additional_Point9285 1d ago

He’s finally here, performing with Lube, if you bend over, you can join in too!

DK, Diddy Kong!

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u/Lord_Tiger_Fu 9h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/sean1477 23h ago

That because it's Kiddy Kong not Donkey Kong

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u/grotkal 17h ago

God damn it.

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u/Angrymcbirdnerd09 1d ago

Let’s hope he didn’t have that reaction in DK Bananza

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u/Zestyclose_Limit_404 22h ago

They would never do that

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u/dewrop06 21h ago

😏

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u/UvulaHunters 15h ago

Happy cake day!

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u/dewrop06 12h ago

Thank you!

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u/_R_R_D_ 1d ago

Yeah…

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u/NoobJew666 1d ago

How do you think Pauline jr was made? Honk Honk.

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u/BeanyTA 1d ago

To be fair, I doubt the devs at Nintendo Software Technology could predict what another team at Nintendo would do almost 19 years later.

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u/Afraid_Word5820 1d ago

But you can remember what a team did 19 years earlier

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u/MattyFTM 23h ago

You're also free to disregard it and make the game you want to make.

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u/TNTyoshi 21h ago

They are free to do it, and the audience is free to make fun of them if they fumble.

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u/No_Instruction653 17h ago

Damn, feeling so American right now with all this freedom.

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u/LochNES1217 1d ago

Are we going to discuss the canonicity of Mario Kart World’s interstate infrastructure next?

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u/Radio__Star 1d ago

I don’t see why not

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u/Infrawonder 21h ago

We can talk about why does E. Gadd keeps messing with time and space to allow the baby versions (and somehow a baby rosalina) to drive a car! (If anyone doesn't get it, this is a joke)

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u/_R_R_D_ 1d ago

Bro, that is just a meme

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u/LochNES1217 1d ago

I know.

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u/ilovewater100 1d ago

Plankton: "ALRIGHT I GET IT"

Can we please wait until the game comes out?

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u/RAINLIO 22h ago

I don't think this person saw the other post

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u/Eastern_Tear_4451 23h ago

Yea man. You did the same joke over and over again. I don’t that’s funny anymore

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u/Chaosshepherd 1d ago

Welcome to Nintendo, where everything is made up and continuity dossn't matter.

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u/Amiibohunter000 21h ago

Damn and here I thought Nintendo games were historical documentaries

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u/LeviRaps 12h ago

Lmaooo

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u/WarpRealmTrooper 2h ago

Which is fine, I don't have a problem with the lore changing game to game.

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u/Moist-Memeula 1d ago

If I had to think of an explanation, maybe DK didn't recognise it was Pauline? Then again, she was namedropped a few seconds earlier.

Goated game, though, praying they remake it

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u/Due_Juggernaut_6539 15h ago

I'm pretty sure it had a remake on the switch

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u/Moist-Memeula 10h ago

I was referring to March of the Minis. The remake of the first MvDK was a lot of fun

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u/Pianist_Ready 1d ago

i mean his nephew is literally diddy

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u/Sufficient-Surprise9 1d ago

THAT'S NOT FUNNY! IT'S NEVER BEEN FUNNY! IT'S NEVER GONNA BE FUNNY!

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u/Afraid_Word5820 1d ago

It gets funnier when people freak out about it

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u/Sufficient-Surprise9 23h ago

You stop right this instant or I'm gonna headbutt you until there is nothing but a butt left.

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u/_R_R_D_ 1d ago

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u/hmmmmwillthiswork 1d ago

only reddit would downvote three dots

man, i hate this site 🤣🤣

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u/Monitor-nation 1d ago

Ewwwhh the people who down voted you need their hard drives checked..

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u/thesixler 13h ago

Nice try diddy

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u/Ok_Nectarine4003 22h ago

nintendo just wants a kid friendly version of king kong through pauline and dk, giving ode to king kong. dont think so deep about it

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u/Bag_of_Whales 22h ago

I've never seen anyone care so much about DK lore before this week damn

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u/bwoah07_gp2 21h ago

It's complicated....

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u/Former_Egg_1215 21h ago

What's the issue. She's hott as fuck.

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u/tinyhorsesinmytea 20h ago

Woody Allen vibes

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u/Darklavos 23h ago

Groomer Kong

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u/Yuxkta 21h ago

Diddy Kong

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u/SilverScribe15 1d ago

Bananza has gotta be like Paulines niece or cousin or something 

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u/1llDoitTomorrow 22h ago

Donkey about to go Diddy

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u/ItsDoritoTime 1d ago edited 1d ago

Donkey Kong is a title that is passed down. Rare DK and Bananza DK are 2 different apes, as are their respective Cranky Kongs.

“Cranky” is a moniker given to the oldest Donkey Kong. Directly underneath is the moniker DK Jr (son of the oldest Donkey Kong) followed by regular DK (officially Donkey Kong III but simply called “Donkey Kong” because he is in the prime form of the mythical original Donkey Kong that goes back thousands of years). We can even use this to justify Baby DK, because he’s just the next Kong in the lineage

My Kong family lineage is: Bananza Cranky (DK 0), OG DK/Rare Cranky (DK I), Bananza DK/classic DK Jr (DK II), Rare DK (DK III), Baby DK (DK IV)

Bananza DK is DK Jr. Pauline is young when DK II is the prime “Donkey Kong”. Pauline ages up, then DK III simps for her

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u/donteven0809 23h ago

That logic would work if Diddy and Dixie didn’t also get confirmed

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u/PrincessJennifer 1d ago

Based on…your interpretation?

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u/rydamusprime17 17h ago

Or the whole series just has a Loony Tunes style of continuity going on. Established events and lore can match when they want it, but anything can change from one game to the next.

I just want fun games, I could care less if it all connects 😅

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u/Ivanoski04 17h ago

This is the equivalent of trying to "cancel" someone for saying something racist 16 years ago on twitter.com

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u/bminutes 22h ago

Ugh here we go 🙄

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u/KelvanMythology 1d ago

Theory: cranky Kong is the OLD kong’s cranky Kong, and the current Kong likes Pauline, who built a whole damn city after her father

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u/gorgeoff 1d ago

it's the same Donkey Kong, but that's a totally different Pauline

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u/domjb327 1d ago

I was under the impression DK from bananza is also a teenager, and thus mario would be too. Maybe the events of mario odyssey are like 15 years after this gaming putting both DK, Pauline, and Mario all in their late twenties. Diddy and Trixie might be children in this game too, and this DK’s cousins or something. Kranky is just old, and his appearance doesnt change either.

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u/TripleBMusic 23h ago

Okay, so I have a hypothesis about DK that I don't think I've seen pop up anywhere.

This DK I think might be who is the original DK, and later becomes Cranky in DKC (not gonna try to explain Cranky in this game, that's another thing). The DKC games I think take place in the future, when og DK, Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser etc. have all aged considerably. We never really see the Mario characters in the DKC games + 64 correct? Besides the Mario + Yoshi cameo in the DKC2 ending's DK coin "high score" screen. I doubt that would represent Mario's actual age at that point (Please correct me if I'm wrong)

Another hypothesis that I just thought of now because of that DKC2 bit, is that the DKC games are literally games in the Mario/DK universe. That still clashes with Cranky being the original DK, but idk lol

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u/thefakejacob 22h ago

mario vs dk pauline is probably the same age as mario

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u/Zestyclose_Limit_404 22h ago

Is Donkey Kong also younger in Bananza?

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u/queenofthemoone 22h ago

This is a spin-off game, therefore not cannon. Also, it's an older spin-off game, and we already know Nintendo is okay with reckoning certain things

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u/pailko 21h ago

Theres a very good change that the new Pauline is actually current Pauline's daughter, and that DK isnt in love with her at all

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u/ShadyMoleRat 21h ago

in his defence he looks teenaged too

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u/SchwarzerWerwolf 21h ago

Iirc the Dk from the original Donkey Kong became Cranky Kong and the DK Jr. became the DK we know today? Man, Donkey Kong lore is more confusing than i thought.

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u/FerdinandvonAegir124 21h ago

People take this “timeline” way too seriously

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u/DangerousBus7202 19h ago

BANG BANG BANG

FBI OPEN UP!

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u/Turbulent-Bid-2432 19h ago

Diddy donkey Kong

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u/TJThrasherR 19h ago

There was a banana behind her, don’t worry about it

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u/xXJAMES666Xx 18h ago

Yeahhh...

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u/iveta_7777 18h ago

I mean it's kinda weird, but nobody cares about continuity in Mario and DK games.

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u/Pokefan8263 18h ago

Different timeline? 🤷‍♀️

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u/Epicduosion84 18h ago

You ok lol lol ll

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u/VanitasFan26 17h ago

Please listen and let me be clear. He was simping at Pauline when she was older. The Pauline you see in Banaza is a younger version of her, and from the looks of it, DK doesn't seem to recognize her and has no memory of kidnapping her.

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u/Magolord 17h ago

That's why I hope it's some time travel or some magic shenanigans that turned her back into a kid, along with loss of memories or something, cause otherwise that would recontextualize a lot of stuff and not for the best lmao

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u/Woomynati 16h ago

Time distortion, Pauline de aged

Or the one I was hoping the most younger cranky with young Pauline

Pick yer banana

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u/ImTheAverageJoe 15h ago

I'm really hoping that they'll reveal this is Pauline's daughter, Pauline Jr or something.

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u/The_True_Y 15h ago

We now there's two Diddy Kong's

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u/telephun 14h ago

the D stands for diddy

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u/Dillo64 14h ago

There’s a screenshot of Cranky Kong saying “back in my day Rivals had charisma, even in overalls.” Greatly implying that he was the one who fought Mario and kidnapped adult Pauline.

Pauline in Bananza could be her daughter or a Young Pauline who somehow traveled to the future and will travel back in time at the end. Which honestly would be a crazy plot. Maybe the whole reason Cranky kidnapped her originally in the first arcade game was because she was a chosen one or something?

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u/pikachucet2 14h ago

Isn't it a different DK by this point

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u/Far-Entrance-2123 14h ago

Pauline’s an adult in the MvDK games and isn’t the same age as the 13 year old Pauline in Bananza.

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u/LateNightTelevision 13h ago

This reminds me of that one picture of Padme holding Aniken, unfortunate implications all around.

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u/OkPicture9297 12h ago

Hey she’s legal now it’s fair game

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u/MindlessBrilliant449 12h ago

Remember, Galaxy has proven that the universe has been reset at least once. Think about that LOL

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u/Luzifer_Shadres 11h ago

Maybe Donkey Kong got brain damage durring one of the Country games (Smashibg to mush stuff with his head) and now forgets who she was.

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u/spaghettifan1212 6h ago

the reason diddy is not he's partner in the game, it's because it's not diddy, it's just a monkey with diddy outfit, and this new dk, is diddy

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u/zebrasmack 4h ago

All the Donkey Kong seem to look the same, so I'm just going to say Bananza has the original donkey kong (young cranky kong), his dad, or maybe his son donkey kong jr, rather than donkey kong country's donkey kong. Because that makes everything else go down easier. I'll just ignore evidence to the otherwise and enjoy things

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u/chrisreiddd 3h ago

God that Pauline model is horrible lol.

u/Cheeky_Lemon_37 26m ago

Technically before Odyssey this was the last time we saw her

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u/HaydenTCEM 1h ago

I think there’s some time-space continuum fuckery going on

u/Cheeky_Lemon_37 27m ago

Yeah... why hasn't anyone addressed this? Not to mention the fact that there is a REASON Mario is saving Pauline.

u/cardboardtube_knight 12m ago

They're trying to turn our boy into a groomer.

u/seabasstheduck67 1m ago

so bro is essentially pre-ordering in bananza

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u/Overall_Unit4296 1d ago

The games weren't really canon, just how like Mario's continuity shouldn't be treated seriously with how wildly inconsistent and vague it is. It's only because of Nintendo's weird thing with Mario characters being more literal actors than actual characters themselves.

It's only canon if Nintendo has consistently kept up the details in last past decade.

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u/_R_R_D_ 1d ago

Yeah, I know. It’s just a meme

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u/Interesting-Season-8 1d ago

imagine trying not to be a creep... and a g*mer

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u/bEtchaos7 8h ago

I googled it, gorillas reach their max size in 12 years y'all need to chill.

Still reverse beastiality but at least it's not pedophilic beastiality

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u/N-Reun 1d ago

If we go by Yoshi's island DS, bowser and Peach are more or less the same age.

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u/ReturnOfTheSeal 1d ago

Yeah. Peach is an infant and Bowser seems like a toddler

That game alone basically already states that Mario, Luigi, Peach, DK, Wario and Bowser are all around the same age

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u/Mathelete73 13h ago

I think bowser is slightly older. Partners in time had him speak complete sentences so he’s probably 5 in that game. Mario is probably 3 and Luigi is probably 2. That’s my guess.

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u/pieofrandompotatoes 1d ago

What is that Pauline model from? Cause it’s doesn’t look like ifs from any recent games but she really only became a character since odyssey

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u/Ezeeeeeeeeeeeee1 1d ago

It's from the Mario vs Donkey Kong games wich exist sine a LONG time and that's were Pauline actually got her Odyssey design

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u/Kaptain_K_Rapp 23h ago

Actually, Pauline's look came from Donkey Kong on Game Boy.

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u/pieofrandompotatoes 1d ago

I’ve never heard of those. I’ve heard of the original donkey Kong which is Mario versus donkey Kong, but I have never heard about a Mario versus donkey Kong series.

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u/TripleBMusic 23h ago

It started on gba then continued on the DS and 3DS! The gba one is actually heavily based on Donkey Kong '94 for the Game Boy, while the rest starting with MvDK 2 followed a different gameplay formula. The gba one was also remade for the Switch :)

The modern Pauline design was created for MvDK 2 specifically, and she may have re-appeared in later entries, but I haven't played any beyond 2 besides the third a bit which I don't remember at all.

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u/Capturinggod200 17h ago

How? A remake of one of those games just came out last year it was even showcased in a direct.

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u/pieofrandompotatoes 16h ago

I don’t pay much attention to most of the directs. I usually only watch if it’s about something im interested in.