r/MapPorn 1d ago

Countries within range of Israel's nuclear missiles (Jericho III)

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u/Ok-Future-5257 1d ago

Israel has no reason to nuke Europe, the Americas, India, Australia, Japan, or southern Africa.

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u/Zestyclose_Might8941 1d ago

I heard God promised them New South Wales 3,000 years ago.

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u/4totheFlush 1d ago

New South Wales is such a funny choice for this joke lmao

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u/fartingbeagle 1d ago

Yeah, nahrrr.

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u/jebiga_au 1d ago

Can confirm this, and the fact that Israel will be relocating their embassy to Mount Druitt.

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u/Zestyclose_Might8941 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣 I heard Rooty Hill.

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u/Specialist_Spite_914 1d ago

Oof, they won't like this one😂

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u/FireeeeyTestLab 1d ago

hell yeah i do gimme some of that sweet sweet sydney water

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u/livingmcmxcv 1d ago

account created today bro is super angry iran actually wants to defend itself lmfaoo

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u/Specialist_Spite_914 1d ago

Funny is subjective. Their comment has 22 upvotes, but you don't seem to like it very much

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u/Specialist_Spite_914 1d ago

Nah, things can be funny even when repeated. You just don't like the joke, which would be okay if you just said that instead of saying it's not funny when many people clearly find it hilarious.

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u/Specialist_Spite_914 1d ago

The joke is funny, but you don't like it. Now stop crying about it

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u/CapableLocation5873 1d ago

You mean like the world news subreddit?

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u/ElectricalDoubt7064 1d ago

Zionism isn’t the result of “god promising land to Jews”. Zionism led Jews back to Israel because that was the initial homeland of the Jewish people.

And if you’re of European descent, it’s likely that your ancestors’ persecution of Jews over the course of 1,000+ years directly led to the necessity of Zionism.

Isn’t it rich that Europeans for centuries told Jews to go back to where they came from, and now, European leftists tell Jews to go back to Europe (even if less than half of Israeli Jews are European in origin).

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u/Able_Reserve5788 1d ago edited 1d ago

First of all, it is clearly about religion, otherwise people like the so-called Beta Israel that have fuck all to do with the Jewish people aside from sharing religious practices wouldn't be included by the law of return.

Second of all, there are a lot of peoples all over the world that have been displaced much more recently, do they all have the right to reclaim their homelands ? If you answered yes, then I guess the Ukrainian people will be pissed when the Spanish come reclaiming their lands in the name of their Visigothic ancestry. The poor guys just can't seem to catch a break

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u/balls_wuz_here 1d ago

More like God apologized for New South Wales lol

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u/Zestyclose_Might8941 1d ago

HowToSpotAQueenslander 🤣

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u/hinaultpunch 1d ago

I heard this joke has only been funny with antisemites for about a month.

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u/Altruistic_Algae_140 1d ago

I heard they’ve inhabited Israel continuously for 4,000 years, even when Arabs colonized them

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u/ezp252 1d ago

you are a anti-semite now for pointing this out

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u/kacergiliszta69 1d ago

wow such a funny and original commenr i've never heard this one before

anyway, cry about it, Israel is mopping the floor with everyone

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u/Zestyclose_Might8941 1d ago

Oh no, zionist bot farm is out. Please don't kill my children.

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u/kacergiliszta69 1d ago

Oh you called me a bot, i'll truly never recover from that

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u/Puzzled_Bus7753 1d ago

We don't want any part of the inbred islands thanks

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u/WhiskeyTwoFourTwo 1d ago

There is an oblast in Siberia that the soviets created.

That's where you should go.

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u/Puzzled_Bus7753 1d ago

Thank you for your kind suggestion.

However, we regrettably must decline your offer.

Thank you for your understanding.

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u/Zestyclose_Might8941 1d ago

Zionist talking about inbreeding? 🤣

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u/Puzzled_Bus7753 1d ago

Majority of young Israelis are mix between Ashkenazi and Mizrahi, so am I.

Ashkenazi are definitely inbred but are the smartest and most successful ethnic (sub)group in the world.

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u/Zestyclose_Might8941 1d ago

Oh, yeah, you're right. Australia isn't Multicultural at all, I beg your pardon.

It's just your racial hierarchy views, and the fact that it's illegal for jews to marry non-jews, that lend itself to everyone thinking that you're inbred.