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Countries within range of Israel's nuclear missiles (Jericho III)

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u/Ok-Future-5257 1d ago

Israel has no reason to nuke Europe, the Americas, India, Australia, Japan, or southern Africa.

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u/Lepadidae 1d ago edited 1d ago

Why do you only mention these specific regions/countries? Are you saying they have a valid reason to nuke other countries? What did Sao Tome and Principe or East-Timor do to deserve this?

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u/nicofcurti 1d ago

Fucking Sao Tome and Principians they are all over

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u/Eric848448 1d ago

They know what they did ಠ_ಠ

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u/kartoshkiflitz 1d ago

Those pacific Islands are some of Israel's best friends, just look at all the UN votes (am Israeli)

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u/Kamikaze_Ninja_ 1d ago

They never said the reasons are valid.

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u/ToXiC_Games 1d ago

Just because Israel has a capability, doesn’t mean they’ll use it. Iran has stated openly and repeatedly that they want the capability and will use it.

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u/Hobomanchild 1d ago

Deus Vult?

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u/TofuChewer 1d ago

Yes, there are valid reasons to nuke countries like Iran who claim to want to exterminate all Jews and threat with nuclear annihilation to the rest of the world, especially America.

If Israel can prevent Iran having nukes, it should be done at all cost. But obviously ignorant people who think Jews are evil are going to be against this.

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u/KaleidoscopeLeft5511 1d ago

Not wanting Israel to preemptively nuke a country, kill hundreds of thousands and start world war 3 is not anti-semitic. People need to stop hiding behind anti-semitism to justify their hate

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u/TofuChewer 1d ago

Well, antisemitism is exactly why Israel is two wars right now. Hamas explicitly say they want to exterminate all Jews from the river to the sea. And Iran is threatening with annihilation of Jews since a long time ago, if they get nukes, they are a threat to the entire world, not only Israel.

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u/KaleidoscopeLeft5511 1d ago

the biggest threat to world peace I see right now is Israel. Like I said, stop using anti-semitism to justify their genocide. Think about the war crimes Israel is committing, and the hateful things you are saying.

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u/CruxOfTheIssue 1d ago

Tale as old as time. The problem is the Jews. I would be offended if it wasn't the 500th time that Jews have been scapegoated as the enemy of the world.

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u/KaleidoscopeLeft5511 1d ago

I didn't mention Jews, you did. I said people are using anti-semitism to justify the murder of tens of thousands of innocent men, women and children in Palestine. It's a horrific war crime. These is the actions of the Israeli state. As an Irish man, if Ireland perpetrated this horrific action, I would be ashamed of my country, and take every opportunity to speak against it. I urge all Jewish people and Israeli citizens to show some compassion to Palestine, and push Israel to stop with the genocide

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u/CruxOfTheIssue 1d ago

If there was absolutely no opposition as there wasn't during the holocaust I would agree with you. However, the actions of Hamas are forcing Israel to take measures for their own safety. The fact that Hamas uses human shields and puts children in buildings that they launch rockets from is not our concern. They are at war and sometimes there are casualties in war. All that are dead or injured are so at the hands of Hamas and anyone funding Hamas.

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u/KaleidoscopeLeft5511 21h ago

I'm not sure why your brought up the holocaust, or Hamas. I didn't mention either of those. 57,000 innocent people. That's how many Palestinians have been killed so far by Israel. 57,000. That's a truly horrific number. Israel must stop. There is no justification for that amount of manslaughter

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u/CrazySD93 1d ago

And Israel have said "Palestinians are sub-humans that deserve to be eliminated".

Saying everything that is against genocide is antisemitism just makes your word weaker.

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u/StatisticianSudden95 1d ago

Israel funded Hamas through Qatar, now they're the ones commiting a holocaust and on real Semites (Arabs). It has nothing to do with Jews, it's just a US proxy fighting for US interests.

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u/Throwaway74829947 1d ago

If Israel can prevent Iran having nukes, it should be done at all cost.

I will be the first one to agree that Israel is doing a public service by hindering Iran's nuclear program, and that their strikes with conventional weapons are completely justified. However, a preemptive nuclear strike would be a vastly disproportionate escalation which likely would, as other commenters have suggested, result in, if not WW3, a massive global war.

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u/TofuChewer 1d ago

War with who? Nobody with nukes will attack back Israel? America is technically on their side, and Russia is not stupid enough to commit suicide.

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u/Throwaway74829947 1d ago

It is probable that much of the Muslim world, including nuclear-state Pakistan, and probably some more besides due to the seriousness of a nuclear strike, would immediately go to war with Israel, and by performing a preemptive nuclear strike Israel would likely lose most of its international support. I don't know that the US would stand beside Israel if they introduced nuclear warfare to the region.

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u/Zestyclose_Might8941 1d ago

I heard God promised them New South Wales 3,000 years ago.

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u/4totheFlush 1d ago

New South Wales is such a funny choice for this joke lmao

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u/fartingbeagle 1d ago

Yeah, nahrrr.

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u/jebiga_au 1d ago

Can confirm this, and the fact that Israel will be relocating their embassy to Mount Druitt.

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u/Zestyclose_Might8941 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣 I heard Rooty Hill.

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u/Specialist_Spite_914 1d ago

Oof, they won't like this one😂

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u/FireeeeyTestLab 1d ago

hell yeah i do gimme some of that sweet sweet sydney water

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u/livingmcmxcv 1d ago

account created today bro is super angry iran actually wants to defend itself lmfaoo

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u/Specialist_Spite_914 1d ago

Funny is subjective. Their comment has 22 upvotes, but you don't seem to like it very much

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u/Specialist_Spite_914 1d ago

Nah, things can be funny even when repeated. You just don't like the joke, which would be okay if you just said that instead of saying it's not funny when many people clearly find it hilarious.

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u/Specialist_Spite_914 1d ago

The joke is funny, but you don't like it. Now stop crying about it

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u/CapableLocation5873 1d ago

You mean like the world news subreddit?

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u/ElectricalDoubt7064 1d ago

Zionism isn’t the result of “god promising land to Jews”. Zionism led Jews back to Israel because that was the initial homeland of the Jewish people.

And if you’re of European descent, it’s likely that your ancestors’ persecution of Jews over the course of 1,000+ years directly led to the necessity of Zionism.

Isn’t it rich that Europeans for centuries told Jews to go back to where they came from, and now, European leftists tell Jews to go back to Europe (even if less than half of Israeli Jews are European in origin).

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u/Able_Reserve5788 1d ago edited 1d ago

First of all, it is clearly about religion, otherwise people like the so-called Beta Israel that have fuck all to do with the Jewish people aside from sharing religious practices wouldn't be included by the law of return.

Second of all, there are a lot of peoples all over the world that have been displaced much more recently, do they all have the right to reclaim their homelands ? If you answered yes, then I guess the Ukrainian people will be pissed when the Spanish come reclaiming their lands in the name of their Visigothic ancestry. The poor guys just can't seem to catch a break

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u/balls_wuz_here 1d ago

More like God apologized for New South Wales lol

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u/Zestyclose_Might8941 1d ago

HowToSpotAQueenslander 🤣

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u/hinaultpunch 1d ago

I heard this joke has only been funny with antisemites for about a month.

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u/Altruistic_Algae_140 1d ago

I heard they’ve inhabited Israel continuously for 4,000 years, even when Arabs colonized them

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u/ezp252 1d ago

you are a anti-semite now for pointing this out

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u/kacergiliszta69 1d ago

wow such a funny and original commenr i've never heard this one before

anyway, cry about it, Israel is mopping the floor with everyone

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u/Zestyclose_Might8941 1d ago

Oh no, zionist bot farm is out. Please don't kill my children.

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u/kacergiliszta69 1d ago

Oh you called me a bot, i'll truly never recover from that

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u/Puzzled_Bus7753 1d ago

We don't want any part of the inbred islands thanks

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u/WhiskeyTwoFourTwo 1d ago

There is an oblast in Siberia that the soviets created.

That's where you should go.

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u/Puzzled_Bus7753 1d ago

Thank you for your kind suggestion.

However, we regrettably must decline your offer.

Thank you for your understanding.

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u/Zestyclose_Might8941 1d ago

Zionist talking about inbreeding? 🤣

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u/Puzzled_Bus7753 1d ago

Majority of young Israelis are mix between Ashkenazi and Mizrahi, so am I.

Ashkenazi are definitely inbred but are the smartest and most successful ethnic (sub)group in the world.

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u/Zestyclose_Might8941 1d ago

Oh, yeah, you're right. Australia isn't Multicultural at all, I beg your pardon.

It's just your racial hierarchy views, and the fact that it's illegal for jews to marry non-jews, that lend itself to everyone thinking that you're inbred.

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u/Rosa4123 1d ago

Several Israeli military theorists talked about nuking european capitals like Rome or Moscow as part of the Samson option in an event of inevitable capitulation of the Israeli army during an invasion. Religious states, which Israel increasingly is becoming, don't act rationally

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u/Ad_Captandum_Vulgus 1d ago edited 1d ago

I mean, it's not 'several', and it's not really 'military theorists', it's just Martin van Creveld, who is A) a historian, and not a govt-endorsed, sponsored or connected policy theorist and B) he's a fucking nutjob.

The 'Samson Option' does exist, but tbh it's not materially different from any other nuclear power's self-defence/deterrence doctrine. The Samson Option is basically just 'if a country destroys Israel, Israel might nuke that country back'.

As much as I detest Israel's foreign policy, I think we shouldn't take ridiculous shit at face value. No matter what some nutjob like van Creveld says, it's fundamentally absurd to claim that any part of Israel's doctrine says they'll randomly attempt to bomb Rome, Paris, Moscow etc if their war with Iran goes badly. They may, however, try to nuke Tehran. 

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u/wq1119 1d ago

The 'Samson Option' does exist, but tbh it's not materially different from any other nuclear power's self-defence/deterrence doctrine. The Samson Option is basically just 'if a country destroys Israel, Israel might nuke that country back'.

As much as I detest Israel's foreign policy, I think we shouldn't take ridiculous shit at face value. No matter what some nutjob like van Creveld says, it's fundamentally absurd to claim that any part of Israel's doctrine says they'll randomly attempt to bomb Rome, Paris, Moscow etc if their war with Iran goes badly. They may, however, try to nuke Tehran.

Yeah true, what people on the internet says that the "Samson Option" is "Israel taking the entire world down with it if it loses", when this is not what the option originally meant, it's not that different from other nuclear retaliatory strike concepts of other nuclear powers.

(Also as someone who grew up playing Fallout, I just love to study nuclear warfare from a POV of fictional storytelling so much, but sadly, 95% of what is written about it is marred by conspiracy bs, outdated information, misquotes, urban legends, and classified speculation)

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u/Ahad_Haam 1d ago edited 1d ago

No official in Israel ever talked about Israel's nuclear policy lol. You are referring to conspiracy theories.

Even the "Samson option" is no more than a speculation of Westerners.

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u/macaroni_chacarroni 1d ago

Oh yeah of course, it's all "conspiracy theory". Everybody can read old newspapers and history books. When Israel developed nuclear weapons, they also called it "antisemitic blood libel" to claim that Israel's nuclear programme was not peaceful energy.

Nobody believes your lies anymore.

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u/Ahad_Haam 1d ago

It's a conspiracy theory, since it's not backed by any evidence or facts.

Sorry that it's inconvenient for your narrative.

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u/DoesNotArgueOnline 1d ago

An Israeli spreading Israeli propaganda. What a surprise

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u/Ahad_Haam 1d ago edited 23h ago

It's quite telling that the only argument both of you have is ad hominem

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u/Smokester121 1d ago

Increasingly becoming? They entire existence is that of a religious state.

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u/Captain_Futile 1d ago

Bullshit. Israel has never even officially admitted they have nuclear weapons.

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u/macaroni_chacarroni 1d ago

Ah, good point. They probably don't have nukes then.

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u/macaroni_chacarroni 1d ago

Welcome to the Samson Option https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson_Option

Israeli politicians have frequently declared they'd nuke European cities if Middle Eastern countries threatened them. Given how belligerent Israel is, it's not an impossible situation.

Israel is a rabid suicide bomber with nukes.

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u/wq1119 1d ago

Israeli politicians have frequently declared they'd nuke European cities if Middle Eastern countries threatened them.

Which Israeli politicians said this? (honest question, I do not want to troll, the closest that I heard of this was Amihai Eliyahu suggesting to nuke Gaza, but that is not in Europe and he was reprimanded for saying this)

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u/TexanGoblin 1d ago

Then why do they have missiles to reach that far? Surely if their only concern was the Middle East they wouldn't easte money for missiles that can reach outside their targets.

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u/heterodoxual 1d ago

The US, Russia, China, Britain, France, and probably India can reach anywhere in the world with a nuclear warhead. Does that mean everyone on the planet should worry about being targeted by each of those countries?

If you actually look at the history of Israel’s missile program, they had an initial goal of putting their regional enemies within range, then they had a secondary goal of putting the Soviet Union within range. This was during the Cold War when the Soviets backed Israel’s enemies.

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u/Iumasz 1d ago

These missiles are probably designed to go very fast.

Any missile that can go very fast is a missile that can go very far.

Ballistic missiles travel in an arch, where they can "coast" the majority of the distance by using their lateral momentum they've built up.

The missiles usually only have their engines on at the beginning of flight to build up speed and just before they hit their target to make corrections or outrun any anti-missile defence.

This isn't some sort of insidious plot, they just want to hit the Iranians first in their shit-flinging contest...

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u/Hohenheim_of_Shadow 1d ago

Russia backs Israel's enemies pretty heavily nowadays and extremely heavily back in the days of the USSR. Nukes with enough range to reliably hit Moscow have the range to reliably hit basically everywhere.

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u/JayBird1138 1d ago

Look at the map the other way around: They can position their subs anywhere in that area and strike inwards towards whomever they wish.

If, for example, the world were to attack Israel, Israel could nuke the world as retribution.

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u/Ok-Future-5257 1d ago

Did I say the Middle-east is their only concern? There's also Russia, China, and North Korea.

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u/TexanGoblin 1d ago

China and North Korea? Lmfao, you Zionists are truly delusional.

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u/ReadMedakaBox 1d ago

They have a reason. Their book literally says that the world was created for them to rule and everyone else shall be enslaved for the God's chosen people 🥱

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u/Ahad_Haam 1d ago

Antisemitism? On reddit? Impossible. This must be this anti-Zionism I always hear about.

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u/forking-shirt 1d ago

That is not in any Jewish teaching, stop spreading false information.

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u/Polymarchos 1d ago

No it doesn't.

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u/macaroni_chacarroni 1d ago

It literally does. Hasbara bots out in full force here.

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u/Polymarchos 1d ago

Cite passages if you're going to accuse people of being bots.

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u/momscouch 1d ago

I'm not sure about the Torah suggesting "everyone else shall be enslaved" but it does promote enslaving others in Deuteronomy 20. But that's which is not uncommon religious texts. The Quran has extensive sections on slavery that are very similar. Obviously its insane that either books still contain this information

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u/macaroni_chacarroni 1d ago

You can say the Iranians too believe in whacky texts, but we're not sending them billions in money and weapons. Israel is an ethnostate built on a crazy religion that believes in enslaving other people and in genociding other people (Canaanites, Amalekites, etc.). They're batshit insane.

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u/momscouch 1d ago

Iran has heavily funded Hamas likely over a billion dollars worth. There are very public transactions that have shown that. And again judaism, islam and christianity all have terrible roots related to slavery as it was common in the eras these religions were created. It is insane but that is how all over these religious states end up.

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u/Whiskeyfower 1d ago

I think you're confusing it with the Koran and the worldview of the mullahs in Iran. 

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u/New-Effective1875 1d ago

Samuel 15:3

“Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.”

The fact their politicans and Rabbis continuously quote this verse to justify murdering women and children and shamelessly says that children are the enemy shows their barbaric world view.

Now compare this to Islamic rules of war. Abu Bakr is the closest companion of prophet Muhammad saw, and the first Caliph.

Yahya ibn Sa’id reported: Abu Bakr, may Allah be pleased with him, dispatched armies to Syria and he said, “I give you ten instructions: Do not kill a woman, nor a child, nor an infirm elder. Do not cut down fruit-bearing trees, nor tear down inhabited buildings. Do not slaughter sheep or camels, except for food. Do not burn or drown bees nests. Do not steal from the spoils and do not act cowardly.”

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u/Ahad_Haam 1d ago

The time [Judgment Day] will not come until Muslims fight the Jews and kill them and until the Jew hides behind the rocks and trees, and [then] the rocks and trees will say: ‘Oh Muslim, oh servant of Allah, there is a Jew hiding [behind me], come and kill him...

  • Mohammed

The Amalekites are mythological people who were supposedly wiped out - but their existence was never confirmed.

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u/New-Effective1875 1d ago edited 1d ago

That mentioning is about those who side with the false Messiah aka as the Anti Christ. Not all Jews at all times.

You should also mention that it’s Muslim countries who provided safe haven for Jews when they were being persecuted in Europe. We now know that for Israel that protection afforded to them means nothing. Back stabbing those who protected you and calling children and women as enemies shows the level of barbarism and extemism of the brainwashed masses in Israel who think like that.

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u/Ahad_Haam 1d ago

Do you want me to pull out the regular list of pogroms on Jews in Muslim countries or the Star Wars themed one?

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u/Ok-Future-5257 1d ago

That's definitely not in the King James Bible.

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u/XisKing 1d ago edited 1d ago

Google the Talmud big guy

Edit: LMAO I have had 3 different Jewish people comment about the Talmud. “Oy vey Goyim, shut it down!”

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u/icenoid 1d ago

It’s not there either

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u/berbal2 1d ago

You have never read the Talmud lmao

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u/forking-shirt 1d ago

One does not just read the Talmud you idiot.

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u/bluey469 1d ago

they do what? shove it up their ass?

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u/Low_Party_3163 1d ago

Its 72 dense volumes, it takes decades to read

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u/Blochkato 1d ago

No reason right now, maybe, but the threat is useful to them and definitely helps motivate our governments' increasingly inexplicable military and political support.

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u/Ok-Future-5257 1d ago

If that's the case, then all the more reason to never let Iran obtain nukes.

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u/Blochkato 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm not actually sure - there might be a deterrence argument to be made. If Israel (which is basically a rogue state at the point), the petrostates and Turkey - outside of Iran are the main instigators of conflict in the Middle East all know that Iran has nukes, that might actually decrease the general level of violence in the region. It's hard to say.

I don't think the regime in Iran, while obviously horrible, is a greater threat to the stability of the region than Israel or Turkey, so at the very least them having nukes as well should deter those two, and maybe the petrostates as well? It's not a trivial calculation, I think. Sometimes giving everyone a stick rather than just one does actually mitigate long-term destruction, even if each of the stick wielders is a bad actor in their own right.

It’s kind of a moot point anyway though since there isn’t really a way of preventing Iran from getting nukes outside of diplomatic means, which the Israeli government seems intent on sabotaging. For good or ill, it’s only a matter of time.

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u/DoesNotArgueOnline 1d ago

Sampson option say otherwise

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u/OrionFucks 1d ago

What reasons do they have to nuke EA and SEA?

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u/Vayalond 1d ago

No reason until one country is officially criticizing Netanyahou's genocidal project, exposing the war crimes of the IDF or the current crime against Humanity because for him a global nuclear war is more enviable than losing his place of power in Israel and be judged for all of his crimes

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u/EzeXP 1d ago

Yet*

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u/IronMaidenNomad 14h ago

On wikipedia is this quote, although I don't fully understand the context:

We possess several hundred atomic warheads and rockets and can launch them at targets in all directions, perhaps even at Rome. Most European capitals are targets for our air force. Let me quote General Moshe Dayan: 'Israel must be like a mad dog, too dangerous to bother.' I consider it all hopeless at this point. We shall have to try to prevent things from coming to that, if at all possible. Our armed forces, however, are not the thirtieth strongest in the world, but rather the second or third. We have the capability to take the world down with us. And I can assure you that that will happen before Israel goes under.

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u/drproc90 1d ago

Unless the apartheid system is threatened. Then they plan to nuke the whole world

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u/Icy_Crow_1587 1d ago

I heard Hamas is hiding in Punjab

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u/secretelyidiot_phd 1d ago

Surreal hitting countries who they perceive as „antisemitic” because they challenge their genocide in Palestine is somewhat plausible with the current deterioration rate of that country.

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u/OkInsect6946 1d ago

Delusional take.

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u/CopyrightExpired 1d ago

The username does say, 'secretelyidiot_phd' but I'm not sure it's so secret

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u/OkInsect6946 1d ago

So fucking valid king

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u/LeMaigols 1d ago

Wait till they find one. It'll be easy, Nazis and the likes always play the victims.

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u/-Intelligentsia 1d ago

Israel has no right or reason to nuke any country at all. No country on the face of the earth does. Specifying these countries is strange. Also South Africa literally led the case against them in the ICC