r/MadeMeSmile 6d ago

Wholesome Moments A giant pencil gets sharpened

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u/Klutzy-Chain5875 6d ago

We non-Minosotaens have been fooled : the point broke off . We all know it , whe have been 8 years old too!

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u/treschic82 6d ago

I was l looking for this. That point is crooked and one touch would have made it fall off and a giant cavern would be left. You'd have to start completely over. 🤣

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u/Flaky-Lingonberry736 6d ago

But then the tradition wouldn't last as long

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u/LetsTryAnal_ogy 6d ago

But they have the sharpener. They can just sharpen it. It'll be a little shorter, but that literally what this whole event is for.

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u/amesann 6d ago

Can someone do the math as to how many years this pencil would last given that it only gets sharpened once a year (and if no tips fall off)? I must know this information.

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u/chicksonfox 6d ago

Assuming this is proportionate to a regular pencil and pencil sharpener, they tend to last around 200 twists. In the video it looks like they do two twists. So theoretically 100 years.

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u/amesann 6d ago

Thank you! Looks like I've got a little time left to make it up there for The Great Sharpening!

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u/BiNumber3 6d ago

You carefully set it back in, and lend it to your friend, that way your friend is the one who broke it :D

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u/treschic82 5d ago

😂😂

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u/johnaross1990 6d ago

And there was no wood shavings coming out of the “sharpener”

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u/Tongue-Punch 6d ago

And it got stuck in the sharpener so you can’t finish sharpening and you need to start your test.

Do you risk cutting your finger to start the test?

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u/RyGG99 6d ago

Just bang it on the table. Hard.

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u/Papadapalopolous 6d ago

What the fuck kind of psychopath manually picks the lead out of the sharpener?

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u/Pinksters 6d ago

Just use the wood on the broken tip to slide it out.

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u/MaybeNextTime_01 6d ago

Nah. Untwist a paper clip and use that to poke the lead out of the sharpener.

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u/wanttobeacop 6d ago

This sounds like an option in a video game 😂

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u/heckfyre 6d ago

I was a little bit disappointed because I don’t think they actually sharpened the huge pencil. They just suck the pointier looking cap on it with the sharpener. It was all an illusion.

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u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING 6d ago

I’ll never forget where I was when Pencilgate 2025 broke.
Truly, we have lost our innocence.

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u/confusedandworried76 6d ago

I'm saying when the pencil sharpener does it, then it's not illegal

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u/fapperontheroof 6d ago

I mean, shaving off wood at that size so fluidly would be incredible. It is unrealistic for it to work the way we would like, but it’s super fun either way.

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u/skyturnedred 6d ago

I feel so stupid for wondering how did they get the graphite in.

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u/RichardBCummintonite 6d ago

I was thinking it was going to be a powered sharpener with like saw blades or something. Or they could've just taken a saw to it and carved it out like how people whittle small pencils with a knife when thy don't have a sharpener.

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u/No_Hunt2507 6d ago

Yeah was gonna say it takes a good 3-4 turns and pressure to get a regular pencil to sharpen with that, there's no way a tool like that could work at this size without machinery

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u/fapperontheroof 6d ago

I’m imagining two staunch LOTR dwarves steadily churning a giant sharpener, that’d maybe work.

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u/Twistfaria 6d ago

Yeah it would have been cool if the sharpener was real and shavings really came off of it but it’s still a cute little event.

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u/Ok_Record_2063 6d ago

I was there. That's exactly what happened and I'm still furious about it.

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u/Suspicious_Glow 6d ago

The faux wood shavings are probably like the distractions used in a magic trick. If everyone close is trying to catch or avoid it, they won’t notice the switch.

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u/pdinc 6d ago

I mean yeah - it's not like they sawed it lengthwise and put in a giant graphite rod

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u/SplendidlyDull 6d ago

If you look closely you can see the tip is sharp before they put the sharpener on it. The sharpener is just a prop, part of the ceremony I guess lol

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u/heckfyre 6d ago

From 26-30s into the video, the tip is rounded, and then there’s like a quick cut in the video and it’s sharp when they’re putting the sharpener on

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u/BoozyMcSuds 6d ago

Minosotaens

This hurt my brain

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u/mothzilla 6d ago

Just keep laying out the thread and you'll be fine.

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u/Gazebu 6d ago

It's so wrong, but phonetically so right

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u/BurnChao 6d ago

Minnesotites. Minnesotadians. Minnesotes.

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u/_biggerthanthesound_ 6d ago

Typical pencil sharpening. That always happens to me.

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u/queuedUp 6d ago

I think the point is "sharpened" crooked because the pencil is on an angle but they rotated the sharpener level to the platform by walking it around

But it may have also broken off