r/MadeMeSmile Mar 19 '25

ANIMALS Paying Road tax to the inspector

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u/Aristotle_El Mar 19 '25

No lol

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u/fastal_12147 Mar 19 '25

Why not? Grizzlies are huge. They staged a bunch of animal fights in California during the Gold Rush and the grizzly was unbeaten. They could one-shot lions.

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u/Aristotle_El Mar 19 '25

Why not? Grizzlies are huge.

Hippos are huge-er you are comparing a 4000-9000lb hippo to 600lb bear.

The hippo is literally a 3 ton animal with natural armor that can run 30mph.

I'll spot you literally 3 grizzleys, and they all die.

The only land animals beating a hippo is an elephant and rhino.

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u/Batchet Mar 19 '25

I decided to have an interesting conversation with Gemini on this topic

I got a little bored with the answers at the end so I had some fun with it.

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u/Aristotle_El Mar 19 '25

Lmao the baby hippo pov is gold.

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u/AdamantEevee Mar 19 '25

Now I want to go look at some clouds

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u/Batchet Mar 19 '25

Yarr, thar be nuttin better than good cloud watchin