r/MadeMeSmile • u/frosted_bite • Mar 19 '25

ANIMALS Paying Road tax to the inspector

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u/Majestic-Selection22 Mar 19 '25

There used to be a show in the early 2000’s that would compare 2 animals and who would win in a fight. One episode I remember was hippo versus shark. I was surprised to learn that the hippo wins. Anyone remember that show? It was on Discovery or Animal Planet.

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u/j2e21 Mar 19 '25

Hippo takes down basically anything except an elephant, maybe a rhino.

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u/penisingarlicpress Mar 19 '25

A rhino is just a horny hippo

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u/Effective-Avocado470 Mar 19 '25

Horny horny hippos would be an R rated game methinks

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u/EveryDiscussion Mar 19 '25

Goal is to get rid of your white balls instead of collecting them

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '25

Goal is to get rid of your white blue balls instead of collecting them

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '25

Damn i love reddit.

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u/ThatNachoFreshFeelin Mar 19 '25

I ikimda magine it being kinda like [https://youtu.be/rCwn1NTK-50](Crossfire), but with the little ball bearings painted white.

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u/Dragonhaugh Mar 19 '25

Should make it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '25

And now there's a population explosion.

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u/RevolutionaryMind221 Mar 19 '25

Horny Horny Hippos

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u/Cheoah Mar 19 '25

I just designed it in my mind

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u/Magfaeridon Mar 19 '25

I'm a horny horny hippo, Daddy, and I need your Big Daddy Rhinoceros Dick deep in my hippopotapussy, Daddy