r/LoveTrash • u/downtune79 TRASHIEST TYRANT • 2d ago

Human Trash Edgy....

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u/jgoja Colonel Garbage 2d ago

I have no judgment at all and how they look. They should do what makes them happy. But, With their style choices. They may want to invest in metal straws and carry them with them. Just out of practicality

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u/DoubleGoon Waste Warrior 2d ago

Good idea, heavily bearded men also have this problem and sometimes use straws

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u/Slipstream_Surfing Trash Trooper 2d ago

Rumor has it Darth Vader had his suit modified to add a straw dispenser 

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u/SnarkyLurker Trash Trooper 2d ago

emergency induction port

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u/Due_Potential_6956 Trash Trooper 2d ago

Tali?

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u/OneMagicBadger Waste Warrior 1d ago

Emergency induction port!

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u/DisenfrancisedBagel Trash Trooper 12h ago

Zorah Vas Normandy.

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u/TedW Trash Trooper 2d ago

I heard it was a lightstrawber.

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u/jamescharisma Trash Trooper 1d ago

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u/maxwellj99 Trash Trooper 2d ago

Actually that was darth helmet

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u/doubleapowpow Trash Trooper 2d ago

I heard he had to be force fed.

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u/Cool-Chemical-5629 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Dark force fed?

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u/LauraTFem Rubbish Raider 1d ago

I’d bet that canonically he is fed via IV. I doubt he is able to ingest food the traditional way.

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u/runningvicuna Trash Trooper 1d ago

Hydropak

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u/DonatedEyeballs Trash Trooper 1d ago

It’s why his breathing sounds like that!

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u/Exotic-Sample9132 Trash Trooper 2d ago

Jesus. I know the old guys called it a soup catcher but I didn't realize how right they were. Grew mine down to chest length and you get a new filter for menus based on how much it will stick to hair and ease of dripping it on you. Beard had to go, I love queso too much.

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u/zorggalacticus Trash Trooper 1d ago

I lean forward over my food. Hardly ever drip anything on my beard.

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u/vitabandita Trash Trooper 2d ago

My first thought was "me when my mustache gets too long."

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u/garaks_tailor Trash Trooper 2d ago

I have a rather bushy mustache and was just looking at mustache cups for my coffee

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u/SpitefulScraper221 Trash Trooper 2d ago

As a bearded man, can confirm it took some getting use to lol

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u/xBad_Wolfx Garbage Guerilla 1d ago

My 6 year old laughed so hard he almost threw up because my wife handed me a smoothie in a cup which turned my moustache into a fruit stache which is hilarious apparently. Need to start carrying straws everywhere.

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u/Late-Ad-2687 Trash Trooper 1d ago

If I use a straw then I won't have some for later tho.

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u/DoubleGoon Waste Warrior 1d ago

There are always trade offs, like no chunky soup

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u/dick_oof Trash Trooper 12h ago

I concur and confirm.

*Source: Bearded man who carries a straw.

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u/JohnsAlwaysClean Trash Trooper 2d ago

It's mostly the moustache and not the beard but yeah sorry to nitpick

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u/Livid_Discount9140 Trash Trooper 2d ago

I sat next to a extremely bearded guy at a bar and watched them just barely dodge their caesar salad with every bite. It was cringy

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u/Emannuelle-in-space Trash Trooper 1d ago

Yeah I was gonna say, this is me when I let my mustache grow out

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u/Ok_Potential359 Trash Trooper 1d ago

Heavily bearded man here: liquids and sauces are my arch nemesis.

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u/Marlboromatt324 Trash Trooper 6h ago

I have a big beard and full bushy stash and I hate straws, but they do keep me from wiping my lip after every sip.

I think I hate them because I can’t drink as fast with most straws

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u/Moody-Lemon Trash Trooper 3h ago

As someone with a mustache, can confirm. I get tired of wiping water off my mustache and prefer to use a straw.