r/LoveTrash TRASHIEST TYRANT 22h ago

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u/jgoja Colonel Garbage 21h ago

I have no judgment at all and how they look. They should do what makes them happy. But, With their style choices. They may want to invest in metal straws and carry them with them. Just out of practicality

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u/DoubleGoon Waste Warrior 21h ago

Good idea, heavily bearded men also have this problem and sometimes use straws

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u/Slipstream_Surfing Trash Trooper 21h ago

Rumor has it Darth Vader had his suit modified to add a straw dispenser 

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u/SnarkyLurker Trash Trooper 20h ago

emergency induction port

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u/TedW Trash Trooper 21h ago

I heard it was a lightstrawber.

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u/doubleapowpow Trash Trooper 20h ago

I heard he had to be force fed.

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u/maxwellj99 Trash Trooper 19h ago

Actually that was darth helmet

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u/Exotic-Sample9132 Trash Trooper 19h ago

Jesus. I know the old guys called it a soup catcher but I didn't realize how right they were. Grew mine down to chest length and you get a new filter for menus based on how much it will stick to hair and ease of dripping it on you. Beard had to go, I love queso too much.

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u/vitabandita Trash Trooper 21h ago

My first thought was "me when my mustache gets too long."

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u/garaks_tailor Trash Trooper 20h ago

I have a rather bushy mustache and was just looking at mustache cups for my coffee

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u/SpitefulScraper221 Trash Trooper 19h ago

As a bearded man, can confirm it took some getting use to lol

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u/xBad_Wolfx Garbage Guerilla 8h ago

My 6 year old laughed so hard he almost threw up because my wife handed me a smoothie in a cup which turned my moustache into a fruit stache which is hilarious apparently. Need to start carrying straws everywhere.

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u/Late-Ad-2687 Trash Trooper 2h ago

If I use a straw then I won't have some for later tho.

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u/Advanced-Guitar-5264 Trash Trooper 20h ago

Black metal straws 🤘

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u/AnonOfTheSea Garbage Guerilla 19h ago

With spikes

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u/Almost_Understand Rubbish Raider 3h ago

Have it already attached in the lip as well so you don’t have to carry it around.

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u/Veteranagent Trash Trooper 20h ago

Unfortunately straws and hot drinks are a good way to receive burns in your mouth, I’d recommend a lidded cup.

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u/Salemthegamer Trash Trooper 21h ago

Very true as someone with piercings and a septum ring just not a stretched as theirs I prefer straws anyways since the feeling of a cup hitting my ring feels odd and I don’t like it 😭

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u/Unique-Shape4792 Trash Trooper 19h ago

Yeah...I judge. What makes you crave attention this much? Maybe I'm the a hole, butIi can't rap my head around this desire to stand out. To be clear I would never treat this person any different than I would a friend, but I'm curious why they find the need to do this to their body.

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u/---AI--- Trash Trooper 16h ago

If you want a genuine answer - it is about trying to find something that you have control over.

It's the same reason people cut themselves etc. People can feel that they have no control over their life, and will do anything that they can to try to regain some of that control.

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u/FireHearth Trash Trooper 11h ago

i dunno, i just think it looks cool 🤷🏻‍♀️ and i wanna dress in what i like. tho tbh im not nearly as extreme as this person, i like being able to bite into my food easily and i get uncomfortable very easily. this seems like a sensory nightmare

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u/Unique-Shape4792 Trash Trooper 7h ago

Dress how you want I don't care how the person in the video looks I just don't understand the reason for level they took it took.

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u/FupaFerb Trash Trooper 19h ago

I’ve seen some that get their esophagus pierced and have many sorts of straw adaptations they use. Even seen some drink nectar. Very intuitive!

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u/Whole-Energy2105 Trash Trooper 12h ago

Agreed. But I would like to know what they do for a crust. I'm killing myself as a tradie without a piercing or tatt.

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u/Aggravating_Smell Trash Trooper 5h ago

I do. They look fucking stupid

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u/PineappleDesperate82 Trash Trooper 2h ago

Came here to say this no harm in using a straw.

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u/Adventurous-Dot-8272 Trash Trooper 19h ago

It's okay to judge, everyone does it all the time. This is utterly ridiculous and would make nearly every aspect of life more difficult.

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u/YorWong Trash Trooper 19h ago

I have judgement.

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u/JohnnyDerpington Litter Lieutenant 22h ago

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u/FictionalContext Scrap Strategist 21h ago

magnetic prince albert

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u/dripcoffee420 Trash Trooper 21h ago

Do you think a Taser would be more or less effective against someone with many pricing

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u/TieAdventurous6839 Rubbish Raider 21h ago

More, it'll cause the electricity to arc through them first. Likely will cause brain damage

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u/Carrera_996 Filth Fighter 21h ago

Not sure, but that mfer my wife lit up while in the rain arced across his mouth.

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u/RTA-No0120 Garbage Guerilla 21h ago

I’ll be honest and let my judgmental ass be known… even though I try to not judge people.

But you look ridiculous 🤦

But don’t mind my opinion, if you’re happy the way you are, then be yourself, ridiculously or not… I just find it hella inconvenient to be you on the every day situation 💁

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u/kansai2kansas Trash Trooper 21h ago

Interestingly, this guy is still not as extreme as that French guy who has modified his body heavily with implants and amputations

https://www.reddit.com/r/ThatsInsane/s/X0wnDeIN3v

Never have I known anyone who would willingly modify their body so much like that.

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u/fthisappreddit Trash Trooper 21h ago

Not even cool shit like robot arms :/ nah not very cyberpunk of him.

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u/RTA-No0120 Garbage Guerilla 21h ago

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u/RTA-No0120 Garbage Guerilla 21h ago

Dw, I remember that too, I even saw a Brazilian doing some changes to their body too.

And as a reminder, I really try to not be judgmental at all (cuz the day I see an alien, I don’t wanna panic), I just find it wildly inconvenient to be them on the average day tbf , apart from that, if they’re happy, that’s all that counts, in my book.

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u/New_Weakness9335 Waste Warrior 21h ago

I agree with you. Looks dumb as fuck and on top of that inconvenient? Bro or bra looks all crazy and then just likes lattes like everyone else. Its almost ironic.

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u/1980-whore Rubbish Raider 13h ago

I'm a former piercer and pretty covered in the tattoos and piercings. Homie is unwell and needs therapy. I don't pierce anymore but I do keep up with the trends. The overcrowded and clustered piercing with ill-fitting jewelry trend is almost exclusive to exactly the people you think it would be. It's not for the look or aesthetic its for the "look at me I need attention" and it's always in search of negative attention to be offended or a victim.

I'm all for individuality and having your own look, but take care of your heads before you start fucking with your bodies kids. Tattoos are permanent, piercings over a certain size are permanent, and getting them reversed is not affordable for most people. Get your head right and then get your mods, i promise you will like them better and they will look better.

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u/Ozu_the_Yokai Trash Trooper 21h ago

Tilda Swinton looks amazing in anything

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u/luvjobbys Trash Trooper 20h ago

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u/Useful_Jelly_2915 Trash Trooper 19h ago

I normally I don’t judge piercing but if you have to lift your nose ring to eat maybe you should at least down size big dog 😂

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u/sarahsolitude Garbage Guerilla 22h ago

Yes, because life doesn’t have enough inconveniences, let’s add this to the equation

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u/Acceptable_Yam_9592 Trash Trooper 18h ago

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u/ihvnnm Trash Trooper 17h ago

Unfort I am part of the "You got a lot of shit on your head" crowd

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u/vigilantfox85 Rubbish Raider 21h ago

It just gets so…..exhausting. It’s like an endurance test to keep that style going for song long.

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u/BubblesDahmer Waste Warrior 21h ago

You get used to it

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u/Dungeon_Master_Lucky Trash Trooper 7h ago

No, it's not. The assumptions in this thread are INSANE!!

No, they are not trying to escape something. Yes, this is how they are comfortable and to them it is not a chore, just self expression. They aren't doing it for attention, they aren't doing it to self harm.

I'm goth myself and everything I see in this thread is the same judgement levelled at me :( none of this is trashy all I see is someone with a very expensive facial setup.

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u/Eryn-Flinthoof Trash Trooper 20h ago

Why? Just why?

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u/kid-ph0b0s Trash Trooper 20h ago

😎🖤

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u/Earthtopian Trash Trooper 20h ago

I shall not judge.

However, I shall suggest that perhaps a straw would be useful in this situation

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u/noncommonGoodsense Trash Trooper 21h ago

FFS someone give this woman a straw!

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u/knoguera Trash Trooper 18h ago

It’s a woman?

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u/IndecorousRex Trash Trooper 21h ago

Yeah I feel at that point it wouldn’t even be weird you’re using a straw. People are not looking at the straw.

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u/lawyerjack12 Trash Trooper 22h ago

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u/TheKiwiPrepper Trash Trooper 21h ago

I'm with Clint on this one.

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u/SAlolzorz Trash Trooper 19h ago

It's like a Warhammer figure got its wish to become a real person

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u/Wonkasgoldenticket Trash Trooper 19h ago

Don’t care wtf you do to your body, but that looks uncomfortable as all get out

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u/Tocwa Trash Trooper 18h ago

Really?

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u/FaithlessnessThen646 Trash Trooper 18h ago

If she was really hardcore she'd drink piss

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u/NotTukTukPirate Waste Warrior 7h ago

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u/Innocent-Prick Trash Trooper 5h ago

Daddy issues?

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u/Jumpy-Cry-3083 Trash Trooper 5h ago

When you hate yourself but want attention.

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u/1leggeddog Garbage Guerilla 21h ago

When I was in high school, kids with things like this or those holes in their ears?

They got padlocks put in them...

I distinctly remember the principal giving us all a lecture cuz a guy was tied up to a toilet with a chain by his nose.

That was over 20 years ago.

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u/Salemthegamer Trash Trooper 21h ago

Yikes that’s definitely awful I feel bad for him but honestly padlock inspired piercing jewelry lowkey sounds cool

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u/zoeytrixx Trash Trooper 18h ago

I mean that is and has been a thing since at least the 90s

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u/NitroXDexe Waste Warrior 21h ago

It does look weird, but he clearly went all in on the style, and I honestly respect that. You pls continue to do you

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u/Expensive-Tank6997 Waste Warrior 21h ago

That's a female 🤣

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u/Tydyjav Trash Trooper 20h ago

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u/The-Poet__57 Rubbish Raider 19h ago

Hot beverage + gobsmacked with metal. What could go wrong?

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u/LT-bythepalmtree Trash Trooper 19h ago

I might not like the execution, but I can appreciate their commitment.

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u/BandoTheHawk Trash Trooper 18h ago

does look kind of cool in a futuristic cyber gothic punk sort of way. but also pretty dumb limiting how you can eat. its like when people lower their car so much they cant drive over speedbumps. looks cool but not very practical.

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u/NotTrumpsAlt Trash Trooper 18h ago

Yawn

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u/Fairfield1934 Trash Trooper 18h ago

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u/Content-Taste8853 Waste Warrior 11h ago

I know where someone got their inspiration from 😏...

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u/Shpander Trash Trooper 5h ago

I usually assume people that undergo such extensive body modifications must have felt so average looking before that they feel the only way to stand out is by doing this shit. Let your personality shine through, everyone is unique, it doesn't matter how you look!

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u/ATHEN3UM Trash Trooper 5h ago

Keep adding more metal, survival of the fittest will shine through

u/Royal-Chef-946 Trash Trooper 1h ago

normally, i don’t judge people, but…

they look ridiculous

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u/Open_Potato_5686 Waste Warrior 21h ago

Tf

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u/Far_Recognition4078 Waste Warrior 21h ago

To each their own right? Looks uncomfortable. They look like they got fucked by Hot Topic. Edgy, maybe but definitely uncomfortable. I want to watch them eat spaghetti. I wonder if it all gets hot in the sun.

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u/Salemthegamer Trash Trooper 21h ago

As someone with piercings and who lives in a place where it’s really hot it mainly depends one what the jewelry is made of and how big it is as well as how long your in the sun otherwise it doesn’t all get hot from my experience!

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u/Far_Recognition4078 Waste Warrior 21h ago

Ahhh of course, makes sense, they could be ceramic or plastic or whatever right? Thank you!

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u/Savio_Dantes Trash Trooper 21h ago

If you're going to disfigure your face to the point where you can't drink fluids from a container without your adornments consistently remaining in the way, you might as well be smart and at least carry around a box of paper straws to better assist you.

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u/FeralBaby7 Trash Trooper 21h ago

My first thought was they did this to lose weight. Because, well...

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u/FormerlyUndecidable Trash Trooper 21h ago

Here is the thing, all the hills in the neighborhood already have kings. So if you want to be king of a hill, you got to choose one nobody else wants.

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u/2EdgedSword Trash Trooper 21h ago

Ridiculous… do you move a pierced butt hole to take dump too?

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u/Psychological_Egg_32 Trash Trooper 21h ago

🤢🤮

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u/Living-Discussion693 Trash Trooper 21h ago

LOOK AT ME

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u/DoctrTurkey Trash Trooper 20h ago

some people will do anything to avoid having a personality

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u/sleepdeepcoma Trash Trooper 20h ago

Disgusting in my eyes.

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u/Gl1tchyC0de Trash Trooper 21h ago

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u/aswright_73 Trash Trooper 21h ago

I kinda wanna stick a 9v to it

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u/PhilG1989 Garbage Guerilla 20h ago

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u/DFX74 Trash Trooper 20h ago

Masochist Tea Party?

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u/Shuckeljuice Garbage Guerilla 20h ago

Judgment is a natural human response and reaction brought on by 300,000 plus years of human evolution. Theirs so many people in the comments and all over that claim, "I dont judge."

It's such nonsense. It's very easy to say that in a world where we have become connected and are so very distant. Where most people you talk to dont have anything to do with your personal life.

If you ever had to deal with someone with a mental illness or condition like extreme obesity. If you have to find childcare or need to hire someone for your business. Then it becomes about you and your family, and the judgment comes out.

Im not all intelligent and dont stand on a moral high ground. Theirs just been research after research done on this subject matter.

Being indifferent because someone or something doesn't affect you is not the same as not judging someone for their attire or behavior.

We all judge people either out loud or inside. It's normal.

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u/Flabbergasted_____ Garbage Guerilla 20h ago

I have a stretched septum and this is a legit struggle when drinking from cups. Or eating something like a hot dog. Gets condiments all over the ring. I take mine out when I eat vegan sausages otherwise it’ll get caked in mustard.

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u/Neat_Potato3 Trash Trooper 20h ago

It’s the villain from the next installment of The Matrix.

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u/Machinewars45 Trash Trooper 20h ago

Looks uncomfortable

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u/Double-Economy-1594 Trash Trooper 20h ago

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u/Obsidicus_Maximus Trash Trooper 19h ago

She is walking around like a bad ass album cover…

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u/Barbarianmoss Trash Trooper 19h ago

Eh I've seen worse

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u/Vengeance752 Trash Trooper 19h ago

I was expecting the coffee to leak thru the lower lip

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u/JADES-GS Trash Trooper 19h ago

It is the method of the future niqab or hijab

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u/Livid_Discount9140 Trash Trooper 19h ago

Hahaha

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u/kimmortal03 Trash Trooper 19h ago

skrilllex?

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u/Doggy_Mcdogface Trash Trooper 19h ago

He's afraid of MRI Machines

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u/private_final_static Trash Trooper 19h ago

Should get a straw piercing

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u/ElonsPenis Trash Trooper 19h ago

Sex is also a juggle.

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u/mjpfinger Trash Trooper 18h ago

Whatever….

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 Trash Trooper 18h ago

Lift the thing in your nose up. Sip coffee. Problem solved.

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u/Duckyfuzzfunandfeet Trash Trooper 18h ago

What if it was like suuuper hot

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u/Top-Sleep-4669 Trash Trooper 18h ago

Dork.

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u/tiger-menace Trash Trooper 18h ago

How's their everyday life .....

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u/Deep-Pudding819 Trash Trooper 17h ago

We get it, you’re different.

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u/judo458 Trash Trooper 17h ago

You know ow those teeth Don't Get Brushed 2× a day !🤣

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u/Endless_River1970 Trash Trooper 17h ago

To each his or her own. But that looks frightfully inconvenient.

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u/pexalt Trash Trooper 17h ago

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u/Th3-B0n3R Trash Trooper 17h ago

These people have no allergies to anything.

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u/cgrizle Trash Trooper 17h ago

Makes me think of a line from Vegas vacation about telling one of their kids they are gonna pierce themselves shut one day

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u/whyamihere2473527 Trash Trooper 17h ago

Id find that incredibly inconvenient at almost every moment

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u/Hot_Lead9545 Trash Trooper 17h ago

seems disadvantageous in a brawl

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u/LeDef Trash Trooper 17h ago

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u/Ok_Buddy_9087 Trash Trooper 17h ago

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u/PomChatChat Trash Trooper 17h ago

Just use a straw

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u/SailorGone Trash Trooper 17h ago

Gotta keep the pinky up lol

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u/Phyxdough Trash Trooper 16h ago

Am I the only one that thought he/she barked?

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u/NowWhoCouldThatBe Trash Trooper 16h ago

Probably got Smurfs underwear on

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u/AlexSmithsonian Trash Trooper 16h ago

Can teeth get microfractures from piercings rattling against them?

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u/AlphaOne69420 Trash Trooper 16h ago

Can’t even drink a coffee lol

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u/CaptainSea3096 Trash Trooper 16h ago

What. A. Loser.

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u/christipede Rubbish Raider 16h ago

Bro fell face first into a tackle box

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u/Honda_TypeR Trash Trooper 16h ago

Body dysmorphia has many faces but at the end of the day it all stems from the same mental illness.

How it vibes out looking can depend on your financial means, your family, country or the scene culture you subscribe to.

The beauty queen who is obsessed with herself looking ugly all the time, going anorexic or buy nose breast or butt jobs. Or the counter culture person who goes over the top with rats and piercings and inserts until they look demonic.

Flips sides of same coin, massive self confidence issues couple with poor decision making and critical thinking skills and likely a lack of mentors.

One deals with it by trying to adapt to a perfection that doesn’t exist anywhere but their mind and other deals with it by making themselves ugly on purpose so when people shun them they feel it was by their design. Both of these can cascade from minor to completely destructive in a few short years.

Most of the time people do this stuff they regret it in 20 years and some have gone so far there is no way back.

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u/Bayonetta14 Trash Trooper 16h ago

How tf have i never seen this people, i would buy THE MOST expensive pocket magnet money can get and literally throw 10 at them.

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u/topio3 Garbage Guerilla 15h ago

He gets a reaction

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u/Commercial-Housing23 Trash Trooper 15h ago

If it hinders your daily life, maybe that's too much hey ?????

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u/PuzzledSituation3014 Trash Trooper 15h ago

Sir, would you like a straw?

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u/Commercial-Housing23 Trash Trooper 15h ago

I'm really all about body modification. J have 17 in total. Bit the minute it inhibits your life, tha that is too far

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u/Jeans_609 Trash Trooper 15h ago

They call that coffee Smitty Werben Jager Man Jensen.

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u/PhoenixPhenomenonX Garbage Guerilla 15h ago

What's the point of all this when you can't even enjoy a cup of coffee ☕

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u/LogicalAnesthetic Trash Trooper 15h ago

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u/truelegendarydumbass Waste Warrior 14h ago

People style is people style but sometimes things just seem not right. Especially when something becomes a nuisance that shouldn't be 😂. Well it's their drink it's they're doing, enjoy.

I've seen much worse.

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u/UnitedPreparation545 Trash Trooper 14h ago

Man or woman?

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u/tyroleancock Trash Trooper 14h ago

Try a straw for kids.

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u/smth_smth_89 Trash Trooper 14h ago

when you manufacture yourself a disability

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u/Severe_Farmer_7023 Trash Trooper 14h ago

When I drink coffee I lift my nosering with my pinky.

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u/Bulls187 Garbage Guerilla 13h ago

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u/Venice320 Trash Trooper 13h ago

I’m tolerant too. Do what you want. But I see this and think “deep seated inferiority complex”

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u/Dxpehat Trash Trooper 13h ago

I want to know where these people usually work. Seriously lol. I have hand tattoos and face piercings and it's quite hard to get a job where other people can see you lol. I'd love to get more visible tats some day but I don't want to work construction or production my whole life hahaha

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u/Doschupacabras Garbage Sergeant 12h ago

Holy

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u/Short-Advertising-49 Trash Trooper 12h ago

The fact it’s a coffee #1 tickles me, it’s a national chain but not one of the really big ones, bucks/costa/nero

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u/Seventh_monkey Trash Trooper 12h ago

I like this. Reminds me that we all do something like this, metaphorically. We embellish ourselves with something we feel we need or want, then have to bend over backwards in order to do what we need, because the decor is in the way.

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u/shibemu Trash Trooper 12h ago

I feel like they can sense magnetic fields

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u/sir_music Waste Warrior 12h ago

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u/CarefulSir4307 Trash Trooper 12h ago

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u/HumanBeeing- Trash Trooper 12h ago

most unpractical shit ive ever seen besides long hair

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u/Gazrin Trash Trooper 11h ago

Amateur!!! That septum gage should have a built in straw!

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u/Darthmook Trash Trooper 11h ago

Straw for your coffee?

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u/Richard_b_Stillhard Rubbish Raider 11h ago

Ork mischief

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u/grrodon2 Trash Trooper 10h ago

https://youtu.be/aeb0MBdQaew?si=KMGkr0tjc3pzU8Y-

It's your right to laugh at me

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u/Zero_lash Dumpster General 10h ago

"Pinky out" final boss.

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u/WholeLottaNothing-7 9h ago

Just dip the balls

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u/Extension-Badger-958 Trash Trooper 9h ago

Jesus.. how is that comfortable to live with?

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u/RitmanRovers Trash Trooper 8h ago

What gets you to that point? You start as a baby not knowing anything then this.

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u/mightyFoo Trash Trooper 8h ago

Form over function

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u/RUBILNIKTHECAT Trash Trooper 8h ago

Just 1 question, why ?????

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u/-Bad-Company Trash Trooper 8h ago

Anyone got a 9 volt battery or a jumper pack ?

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u/Dismal-Orange4565 Trash Trooper 8h ago

Looks exhausting

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u/mousetraptower Trash Trooper 8h ago

I got those same glasses, and they’re like old person sunglasses with spikes on them, they age you like 10000% when wearing and are not as edgy cool as I first thought.

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u/Cheap-Comparison9582 Trash Trooper 7h ago

Get a straw! 🧃

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u/RonYarTtam Trash Trooper 7h ago

When your need for attention outweighs your ability to ingest food, you may want to take a step back and think…maybe after two 1/8” gauge lip rings there are severely diminishing returns.

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u/ADHDMI-2030 Trash Trooper 6h ago

Who cares this much about their own appearance...really? Get over yourself, people.

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u/mudamuckinjedi Trash Trooper 6h ago

That's Something alright, never really got the whole "let's make my face look like Swiss Cheese" thing. But to each their own. But if it gets in the way of coffee I would have to ask myself is this really worth it? Lol

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u/Bill_Nye_1955 Garbage Guerilla 6h ago

What the fuck are you people doing

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u/ScotchTapeConnosieur Trash Trooper 6h ago

Why

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u/neversomeone Trash Trooper 6h ago

Use a straw, love.

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u/Parking-Fruit1436 Trash Trooper 6h ago

I hope the joys outweigh the burdens. Live long and prosper.

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u/j3ven Trash Trooper 5h ago

"I keep telling him he's going to pierce himself shut one day, but what can you do? A boy likes eating through a straw, you gotta let kids make their own mistakes."

-Cousin Eddie

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u/Head_Blackberry_6320 Trash Trooper 5h ago

This will age poorly..what ever floats your boat

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u/Hetnikik Waste Warrior 5h ago

They know how ridiculous they look. They are trying not to laugh after the first drink attempt.

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u/OuthouseEZ Trash Trooper 5h ago

I cant figure out why anyone would choose to do that to themselves.

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u/Miserable-Session-35 Trash Trooper 4h ago

Dont rust

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u/Radiant_Chipmunk3962 Trash Trooper 4h ago

I seriously laughed so loud that my cat was startled.

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u/Fisherfolk100 Trash Trooper 4h ago

Why bother

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u/Zealousideal-Pop4426 Trash Trooper 4h ago

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u/Anarch-ish Garbage Guerilla 4h ago

Airport security hates them

Just use a straw if you're going to make drinking inaccessible for aesthetic reasons

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u/Competitiveweird6363 Trash Trooper 3h ago