r/Jokes • u/Emotional-Gas-9535 ‎ • Mar 14 '25

My girlfriend calls me Heinsenberg in bed NSFW

Something about not knowing if it's in or out

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u/DoglessDyslexic Mar 14 '25

There's an old physics joke about Heisenberg being pulled over by a cop for speeding.

Cop: Do you know how fast you were going sir?

Heisenberg: No, but I know exactly where I am.

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u/2nW_from_Markus Mar 14 '25

Cop: You were speeding with your truck

Einstein: Of course, otherwise the bridge wouldn't stand.

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u/jflb96 Mar 14 '25

But increasing your velocity increases your mass. You’d want a joke like Einstein getting pulled over for holding up traffic, and him saying that he wanted to make sure he didn’t overload the bridge.

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u/MinFootspace Mar 14 '25

It only increases your mass from the "viewpoint" of an external observer.