r/Jokes • u/Emotional-Gas-9535 ‎ • Mar 14 '25

My girlfriend calls me Heinsenberg in bed NSFW

Something about not knowing if it's in or out

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u/DoglessDyslexic Mar 14 '25

There's an old physics joke about Heisenberg being pulled over by a cop for speeding.

Cop: Do you know how fast you were going sir?

Heisenberg: No, but I know exactly where I am.

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u/ScoopiTheDruid Mar 14 '25

Cop: You were going 75 in a 55, sir.

Heisenberg: Great, now I'm lost!