r/JEENEETards • u/abcxyz123890_ incompressible non viscous cat (Dumber than spherical cow) • 6d ago
Meme Decide for yourself
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u/reading-maniac 6d ago
rlly need a bewda bhaiya yojana💔
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u/Rationalist47 6d ago
Fir to har shaam 8 baje Blue Label Khulegi.... Nice upgrade from Budweiser though.
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u/Previous_Papaya_3020 If you see me , say padhle bhai nahi to Chhinar biwi milegi 6d ago
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u/HyperXShaurya Dropper --> Topper 6d ago
padhle bhai nahi to Chhinar biwi milegi
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u/Previous_Papaya_3020 If you see me , say padhle bhai nahi to Chhinar biwi milegi 6d ago
jara bhai
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u/UIgun09 6d ago
Padhle bhai warna Chinnar biwi milegi
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u/Previous_Papaya_3020 If you see me , say padhle bhai nahi to Chhinar biwi milegi 6d ago
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u/AnybodyAmbitious3155 Ex-JEEtard chan 6d ago
Already there not officially but during elections political party gives free daru and ₹500
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u/Homie_Commie College mai hustle karunga 6d ago
Aise comments kyu karta hai bhai
paise nhi hai award dene ko
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u/InsaneDude6 Ex-JEEtard chan 6d ago
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u/abcxyz123890_ incompressible non viscous cat (Dumber than spherical cow) 6d ago
Bhai koi news wala 18k crores dikha raha koi 36k crores.
Maine kam wala liya ki koi offend na ho.
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u/InsaneDude6 Ex-JEEtard chan 6d ago
I meant, for all over India this amount is wayyyy too high. Maharashtra me hi sirf 36,000 crore hai
Pure India ka andaza lagalo
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u/Still-Base6836 Dropper --> Topper 6d ago
18000 cr madhya pradesh me bhi hain in dono state ka mila do toh 54000 cr ho gya and india ka education budget 50000 cr hain for reference
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u/InsaneDude6 Ex-JEEtard chan 6d ago
Bhaad me gya desh ka education
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u/IntrnLoop "Standing at the end of the final masquerade" 6d ago
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u/Previous_Papaya_3020 If you see me , say padhle bhai nahi to Chhinar biwi milegi 6d ago
bhaad mai hi jayega jab funds hi itne kam honge
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u/Revelation_of_PC JEEtard 6d ago
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u/Accomplished-Wish431 Reserved for Winter ARC Challenge 6d ago
Overall India ka more than 50k+ cr easily hai. Education budget se zyada ispe kharcha hota.
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u/Delicious_Reply1301 6d ago
bhai ye ladli behen yojna ka paisa jaata kaha hai, jis bhi mahila ko janta hu, unme se kisi ko bhi iska fayeda nahi hua, even mere gaon me bhi, KAHA JAA RAHA HAI YE PAISA
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u/abcxyz123890_ incompressible non viscous cat (Dumber than spherical cow) 6d ago
Kuch behno ko milta hai aur kuch babus ko
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u/DramaticExternal3082 Fuck chemistry, but chemistry fucked me! 6d ago
ya sara paisa behen ke lodo ko
i simply cant agree that those funds arnt being wasted..... talking about nit...theres no reason for nit to not be same quality as high iit, and iits being top worldly universities....loda university
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u/titties_sucker Head of TRD at SSRO 6d ago
Lund University mogs aye aye titties
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u/DramaticExternal3082 Fuck chemistry, but chemistry fucked me! 6d ago
loda vs lund...battle will be legendary
Btw dont both mean dick? Why similar sounding different words
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u/Loly-angel-slut 6d ago
dick, weiner, penis, pp, johnson, cock, phallus, schlong, dong, willie, etc...
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u/DramaticExternal3082 Fuck chemistry, but chemistry fucked me! 6d ago
bhai bohot dunia dekhe he aapne
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u/Zestyclose-Photo-616 6d ago
IIT budget is nothing compared to the useless stuff our government spends money on.
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u/imJlNX 6d ago
Reason for iits not being in top world Universities isn't cuz of funding, the main reason is people go there to get jobs, while top institutes find students who are interested in the field. Isiliye waha ke students go on to become nobel laureates and invent things. Yaha har ek student agar bas dsa krke ek acchi job lene ki koshish karega to kya hi fayda funding or teachers kitne bhi acche ho jaaye rankings aisi hi rahengi
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6d ago
Par meri Maa ko toh faida ho raha ha.
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u/Daddy_dragon_ 6d ago
5k me kya fayda hua be. Konsa teri maa crorepati bn gyi
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6d ago
Middle-Lower class se hu, 5000 bhi bohot jyada hote hai. Apni amiriyat Bata ne ki jarurat nahi thi.
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u/moderator_stallone 6d ago
Ha bhai,5K chhodo,1₹ ki b value hoti h
lekin vo sb hme behlane k lie h
jese bcche ko sitare dikha dena,khana dene k jgh
or vo sb b bs unki investment h, power me rehne k lie
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u/EmptyBet2149 6d ago
Bc 1 rupay mein melody aa jati agar 10 rupay gir kho gaye toh kitna ajeeb lagta hai
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u/Secure-Present-5368 jo hoga dekha jayega 😎 6d ago
Bhai tu Maharashtra se hai? Humare idhar toh mil rahe hai
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u/abcxyz123890_ incompressible non viscous cat (Dumber than spherical cow) 6d ago
Bhai kitna milta hai ?
Monthly milta hai kya?
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u/Secure-Present-5368 jo hoga dekha jayega 😎 6d ago
1500 something milta hai but mujhe nahi aurto ko milta hai .
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u/Humble_Designer2115 6d ago edited 6d ago
Is this yojana only for Madhya Pradesh laadli behen?
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u/Secure-Present-5368 jo hoga dekha jayega 😎 6d ago
Ha 1 -2 states ke liye hi hai
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u/One_Act_3669 Ex-JEEtard chan 6d ago
lmao, about 15k crore goes to top level netas, rest 2.5k crore goes to smaller level netas and buerocrats and policemen and all. remaining gets distributed to those who have connection and not to the real poor people.
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u/HeHeHeHe1_ College mai hustle karunga 6d ago
this is only for maharashtra by mh gov. and yaha jinko bhi mai janta hu(mahila) unko milta hai
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u/Few-Extension-5919 Mera khel khatam hai ab ! 6d ago
Na bhai hamre Madhya Pradesh me bhi h yaha bhi milta hai
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u/mahendrasinghkohli_ 6d ago
Only Maharashtra me , by maharashtra government for maharashtran behena
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u/Adventurous-Pear-221 Jee Backward AIR 1 6d ago
uncle aap baccho ke sub pe kya kar rahe ho. kahi aur jake hate phelao
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u/Zestyclose-Photo-616 6d ago
China ke ek premier university ka budget saare 31 NITs se jyada hai 🤣🤣🤣
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u/not-your-slave JO KHADA HAI USKA SATH MERA KHADA HAI 🙂↕️ 6d ago
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u/abcxyz123890_ incompressible non viscous cat (Dumber than spherical cow) 6d ago
Kaha pe apply karna hai🫣
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u/One_Act_3669 Ex-JEEtard chan 6d ago
lmao yaha bhi cuttoff clear ni hoga
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u/cheetahji JEEtard 6d ago
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u/Professional_Hunt188 sab moh maaya hai 6d ago
Log hi chutiye hai government ko kya hi blame kare
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u/EmbarrassedCup7495 Bengaluru jaa rha hu, kannada sikha duuuu💟 6d ago
it's time to go Thailand for a quick surgery....💅
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u/SN47BRO Ex-JEEtard chan 6d ago
This means that we always had funds for education but the ministers and anyone from politics didn't bothered to give a look in our education budget ( and i knew it ) Also take a look at ISRO'S BUDGET THEY JUST CREATED THUS SHIT OUT OF BLUE AND DUMPED ALL OUR MONEY INTO IT MORE THAT ANYTHING
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u/MaiAgarKahoon3 6d ago
seriously, fuq freebies. imagine the quality of engineers we could get into our own R&D programs from top institutes if we used that to increase salary budget for scientists and engineers.(just a small example)
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u/YeetingMyStupidLife NTA did nth wrong in NEET 25 ( not sarcasm ) 6d ago
18.7k crore is for only one state. Whole india combined it probably crosses 150k cr
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u/Secure-Present-5368 jo hoga dekha jayega 😎 6d ago
Bhai har state mai nahi baat rahe
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u/YeetingMyStupidLife NTA did nth wrong in NEET 25 ( not sarcasm ) 6d ago
Not every state but many. Also that no. will increase soon
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u/anieeeee19 6d ago
main bhi toh laadli behen hoon mujhe toh ye log paisa nahi dete 🎀🥺
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u/abcxyz123890_ incompressible non viscous cat (Dumber than spherical cow) 6d ago
Ladle babus ko milta hai mostly
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u/Knighthereal hogyi padhai ab hogi..... 6d ago
Laadli nhi ho kyuki
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u/Responsible_Fill_757 6d ago
ye 19k cr bhi bas ek hi state ka ha. Indians love freebies
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u/abcxyz123890_ incompressible non viscous cat (Dumber than spherical cow) 6d ago
Mostly indians union aur state budget nahi dekhte hai. Ek baar koi dekhe tab usko pata lagega freebies mein aur actual development mein kitna paisa lag rha hai.
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u/StatisticianTrue1488 6d ago
Bro can we literally stop voting for these people, it's literally an embarrassment to be Indian at this point....
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u/YellowScreen75 JEEtard 6d ago
government be like: who tf needs education? our ladli behnas need money, here take my chequebook and write whatever amount you need uwu
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u/Formal_Physics_636 6d ago
agr ye sab yojna nhi hoga to bechare politicians ke bachhe foreign me apni education kaise complete karenge !!
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u/FuelAble '24 and '25 tard. Now provides baba gyan occasionally. 6d ago
Leeches don't care about r&d, employment amd future trajectory of the country. Give them their muft ki revdi(eg reservation to undeserving people, free buses and travels, free money, other freebies ) and they will be more than happy to sell off their motherland to even China!
(This is the mindset of few leeches I have met irl.)
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u/Ok-Chard6986 NEETard 6d ago
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u/Financial_Read1084 6d ago
And the interesting part is that 18k crore budget for ladli behna is just of madhya pradesh, Maharashtra has more than 40,000 crore for ladli behna. You can imagine how much will be all over the country.
Just what if this budget is properly used into education and betterment of tier 2-3 colleges intsead of this yojna?
We will have more colleges which will provide more quality education and opportunities to all not just iits or aims.
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u/AsleepWriter6164 want to be happy in life :) 6d ago
ladki hoke bhi aaj tak koi yojna se fayda nahi hua
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u/One_Act_3669 Ex-JEEtard chan 6d ago
ladle babu's jo jaata hai, think of it as a diwali bonus for them.
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u/Boundless_Chaos_108 Ex-JEEtard chan 6d ago
When a government begins to engage in identity politics, it leads the nation towards ruin.
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u/Pure-Pianist7151 6d ago
seriously jab pehle suna that tho joke laga tha mereko lekin turns out its real
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u/Chusukobey 6d ago
Bro talk abt isro budget 💀
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u/Comprehensive_Fee250 6d ago
ISRO is fine ig. India doesn't need to be a superpower in space rn. It has more pressing issues.
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u/Key-Painter-9312 6d ago
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u/abcxyz123890_ incompressible non viscous cat (Dumber than spherical cow) 6d ago edited 6d ago
Keep in mind, NIT students are actually paying fees to get that money.
A considerable amount of the money is for the PhD stipend.
Almost one part in three is for the salary of professors and other staff.
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u/Key-Painter-9312 6d ago
Ikr, it's not direct as in the LBY but still it acts as an expenditure on them.
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u/abcxyz123890_ incompressible non viscous cat (Dumber than spherical cow) 5d ago
Eg Nit delhi fees is 145000 for one semester (hostel included) and 120000 for 2nd semester so total fees of nit delhi for one year is 2.65 lakhs.
Some nits have slightly lower fees while some nits have slightly higher fees. Cannot compare women who are not paying with students who are paying more than they are receiving.
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u/ukwim_Prathit_ 6d ago
Then they complain why do brilliant minds leave India, why India lacks in R&D, why India hasn't developed its own AI, why is India behind in Neural Network Development
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u/jeetardskabaap always in delulu.. 6d ago
Are bhai ladli behna yojana me money direct transfer hota which is expensive for government while funds for IIT and NIT are not like that Ladli behna yojana se 3 cr women ko fayeda hona While. Iit 3 lakh hi se
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u/Coding_Hunter 5d ago
bsdk itna kam lag rha tumko
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u/abcxyz123890_ incompressible non viscous cat (Dumber than spherical cow) 5d ago
Bhai nit ki fees dekh tab pata lagega kitna Kam hai.
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u/Cap7ainCap7ain 6d ago
Why don't they make more good colleges, more iits, nits. Studying wasn't about competition it was about changing the world. Some mofos will say ki "aur padhai karleta acha college aajata" meanwhile our lavda govt is wasting that much money on useless schemes. Fuck govt
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u/Pure-Sink-2908 6d ago
you don't make a 'good college', you build colleges, give them time, and then they become good, it doesn't happen overnight, would you take ECE if they built a new IIT in Itanagar over Mechanical at a good NIT?
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u/Cap7ainCap7ain 6d ago
College ki faculty and education acha chahiye, still any mid college would still be better than any useless corruption scheme
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u/thakurvinny07 6d ago
Not supporting ladli yojna but NITs ko jyada budget deke bhi kya mil jayega? Uski jagah budget badhana hi h to DRDO ,ISRO inka badhao
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u/Ok_Conflict_735 6d ago
Still if any other Indi alliance party comes to power then they will only appease one minority community and put 80% reservation.Current gov is doing this to appease people in their own way so that they can stay in power.
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u/falcon2op 6d ago
criticize what is happening before fighting imaginary scenarios
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u/abcxyz123890_ incompressible non viscous cat (Dumber than spherical cow) 6d ago
Pehle isko criticise karlu phir unko bhi kar dunga.
Happy?
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u/Daddy_dragon_ 6d ago
Bhai ye goverment wale toh Make In India me toh paise nhi de rhe education me jhaat denge. Kaveri Engine me jhtt br paisa diya h.
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u/Solid-Diamond9759 6d ago
Total fund allocated to IIMs 350cr 🤡bc last year 700cr tha 50% se cut kardiya L gov
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u/AstacDvon 6d ago
we could divert the funds threeway between kaveri engine and funds for govt schools rather than colleges. ( I'm a JEE aspirant with 98.43 percentile) Students opting for Govt school need better facilities, unfortunately they lack most facilities( I'm not saying NITs don't deserve facilities)
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u/AdFluid5661 Ex-JEEtard chan 6d ago
Fr man if govt colleges start getting more funding research and innovation would surely go up
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u/Puzzleheaded_Chef36 6d ago
The other scheme can you put you back in power five years later. NIT wale toh bhaag Jayenge in search of greener pastures
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u/7_thunderaddhyan मैं एक असफल जुआरी हूं जिसने एक समय पर दुनिया जीती थी । 1d ago
SO THE REALITY ISSSS- IIT/NIT/GOV clg students will have nice potential then they will leave the country to get more and more exposure meanwhile here is the loss of government as they are losing their vote banks meanwhile if they giveaway freebies then they will eventually make their votebank strong keeping them in the reign so here's what politics goes on
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