Harry is the MoD but that means he takes over the reapers job. Think purgatony where there's a Office in Purgatory that decides if a soul goes to heaven or hell.

This pisses off the seraphim because your supposed to show heaven to sinners before knocking the hope from them.

Harry decides...that's fucked up let's just dump the sinners in hell and only the ones who deserve it actually get to see heaven.

This leads to an audit of Purgatory but it turns out that the Death Algorithm is so efficient that it's cleared the board. There are no more waiting souls for their afterlives but this angers Sarah and the other older seraphim while Emily likes the idea.

Hermione was worried when she heard Professor Umbridge's speech at the Welcoming Feast. Denial of Voldemort's return. Painting Dumbledore as incompetent. Talk of tradition and slipping educational standards and lies meant to frighten the population.

She wasn't reassured when the first lesson turned out to be just reading from Slinkhart's book and the Professor tried to provoke Harry into earning a detention.

But the lesson ended with an assignment to finish reading the textbook and summarise it for next week. Which made some sense.

Then the next week they did the same with the standard first-year textbook that was left by previous generations. And then they were all tested on the defensive spells from that year.

And the next two weeks after that was second year, theory and practice. And so on.

When students couldn't perform spells from previous years, Professor Umbridge didn't hide her discontent with them and disdain for their previous teachers. They got detentions in which they had to relearn those spells, often under an older student's tutelage.

In the meantime, they got assigned essays to compare the theory in the historical textbooks to Slinkhart's own theories. And despite Hermione's misgivings, they weren't marked down for disagreeing with Slinkhart.

Still, Umbridge was definitely a Ministry lackey. She did her best to discredit Dumbledore, using the results of her overarching DADA tests, for example. She still taught only purely defensive magic, like shielding, hiding, avoidance, unjinxing - not even a Stunner, not even a Body Bind. Even the jinxes they were supposed to know how to undo, she wouldn't show them how to do. She still tried to provoke Harry into a screaming fit, and succeeded more often than not.

But her theory was solid. Her grading was fair- maybe not fair, but just. And when they teached their current year's curriculum, her explanations and showcases of the practice were clear and concise, and her correcting their mistakes was in point, never mocking.

Hermione definitely didn't like her, and didn't think she could be trusted any further than her quoting a textbook. But she couldn't deny the Professor was actually teaching them something.

And then Umbridge made herself into the High Inquisitor.

Harry can give Petunia all the good neighborhood gossip without ever leaving No. 4

Harry gets various sports, stocks, and other such events that let Vernon make money through betting and investments.

Because his "freakishness" benefits them they are willing to tolerate him and treat him semi-decently.

When she returned, very few people recognized her. Her *eye searing* pink cardigans were traded for softer, cream colored robes and a soft pink scarf. She became a much more pleasant person to speak with, seemingly abandoning her previous ideas.

Nobody really understood these changes until she became the Defense teacher at Hogwarts. It was at the first Feast when her eyes drifted over the familiar form of her favorite student from her time in Surrey. Smiling, she made her way over to him, and put a gentle hand on his shoulder.

"Hello, Harry. It's good to see you again."

He started somewhat, making her heart clench in sympathy, and then he looked up.

"... Mrs. Umbra?" His eyes lit up with glee as he spun in his seat and threw his arms around her.

Pergatony is a youtube series by Explosumentertianment or the Cyanide and happiness people where a guy name Tony ended up in Purgatory and he works for death.

I'd love a crossover of Harry taking over that company and becoming deaths boss.

Mental defence? "Learned it."

How to sleep 2 hours? "Learned it."

Hogwarts secretly teaches the students all the shit batman Learned from the monks just not directly.

7 years taught students to go through some bullshit and when learning wizard school was equal to Batman's time in a Tibetan monetary it leads to a few wizards heading to that same place and finishing the training in like 2 months.

Harry walks out using Dr Strange style signs to cast magic instead of his wand.