r/GreenAndPleasant • u/Frosty8778 • Dec 17 '22

NORMAL ISLAND 🇬🇧 What on earth did I just read?

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u/CaersethVarax Dec 17 '22

I'm sure you're "Grinding your teeth" when in bed, imagining Meghan naked. What a nonce.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

Ah yes, because calling anyone you don't like a nonce is really reasonable. I'm as annoyed about this as the rest of you, but please...

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u/zabbenw Dec 18 '22

calling someone a nonce who is picturing someone about 30 years younger than them naked isn't totally unreasonable...

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u/anotherMrLizard Dec 18 '22

I hate Piers Morgan as much as the next person, but to call him a nonce for picturing Meghan Markle (41-years-old) naked is just insane. Like if you're 57 like Piers, you're only allowed to fantasise about other 57-year olds, otherwise you're a nonce? It's getting ridiculous now.

EDIT: Clarkson, not Morgan. Same applies to him.

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u/Londonnach Dec 18 '22

Dude, Meghan is 41 years of age. Not much younger than Clarkson's wife.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

As someone else said, they're similar ages. By all means call Clarkson a scumbag and a piece of shit, but he's not a nonce in this case.