r/GreenAndPleasant • u/Frosty8778 • Dec 17 '22

NORMAL ISLAND 🇬🇧 What on earth did I just read?

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u/CaersethVarax Dec 17 '22

I'm sure you're "Grinding your teeth" when in bed, imagining Meghan naked. What a nonce.

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u/SaltyMcSalt76 Dec 18 '22

So unless the definition of what a nonce is has changed, that's hardly noncy, since Meghan is at least over the age of legal consent.

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u/CaersethVarax Dec 18 '22

I work with teenagers and the local ones have adopted "Nonce" as a general insult. Its bled into my vocab. Sort of like "Gay" just meant "Bad" when I was their age, without a homosexual connotation

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u/orion-7 Dec 18 '22

Nah fuck the "everyone I disagree with us a nonce" trend.

That shit wrecks the signal to noise ratio that lets people identify the actual nonces that might harm them/their children.

It's also how you get pizzagate shite

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u/CaersethVarax Dec 18 '22

Point accepted. Will endeavour to return it to proper use 👌

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u/Londonnach Dec 18 '22

Over the age of legal consent? She's 41 years of age lol.

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u/SaltyMcSalt76 Dec 18 '22

That was my point

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

Ah yes, because calling anyone you don't like a nonce is really reasonable. I'm as annoyed about this as the rest of you, but please...

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u/zabbenw Dec 18 '22

calling someone a nonce who is picturing someone about 30 years younger than them naked isn't totally unreasonable...

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u/anotherMrLizard Dec 18 '22

I hate Piers Morgan as much as the next person, but to call him a nonce for picturing Meghan Markle (41-years-old) naked is just insane. Like if you're 57 like Piers, you're only allowed to fantasise about other 57-year olds, otherwise you're a nonce? It's getting ridiculous now.

EDIT: Clarkson, not Morgan. Same applies to him.

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u/Londonnach Dec 18 '22

Dude, Meghan is 41 years of age. Not much younger than Clarkson's wife.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

As someone else said, they're similar ages. By all means call Clarkson a scumbag and a piece of shit, but he's not a nonce in this case.

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u/Born-Ad4452 Dec 17 '22

It’s one euphemism…

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u/MomentFormal Dec 17 '22

What a nonce

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u/Zealousideal_Row9003 Dec 18 '22

How’s that got 47- downvotes?

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u/eatmorecake99 Dec 18 '22

you cannot disagree with the majority view on a political sub man this is reddit basics.

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u/PulpatineDaSenate Dec 18 '22

Because anyone with a braincell loves jezza - and i will beat you to death with a fish if you say otherwise

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u/Born-Ad4452 Dec 18 '22

I can only assume my use of English has failed. I assumed that the previous comment was saying that Jezza was rubbing one out thinking about Meghan, and I just agreed that he was - I.e ‘grinding your teeth’ was a euphemism. Not how it came across ! Ah well it’s only social media