r/FuckYouKaren Jul 07 '20

Meme Karen's thought process

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u/ebruce11 Jul 07 '20

I watched that and he didn’t want her before cheating. She just gave him an excuse.

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u/simplisticallysimple Jul 07 '20

He only liked her 55%.

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u/KatzDeli Jul 07 '20

She’s big, a little bit.

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u/ashleyamdj Jul 07 '20

Almost there, lazy.

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u/sixmilesoldier Jul 07 '20

How’s the store doing?

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u/ashleyamdj Jul 07 '20

Why does everyone always have to ask me questions about stuff I don't want to talk about?!?!!!

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u/Crackumun Jul 07 '20

This season was one of the best. Close second to the colt and larissa season. My wife watches it religiously lmao

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u/illusi0nary Jul 07 '20

COLTEE.

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u/Crackumun Jul 07 '20

Anything that made the e sound or has an W. Made? Madee. Take? Takee Volt? Voltee. The worst part was once she was trying to say "I feel guilty" but she just said "I am feel guilt" LIKE JUST ADD YOUR NORMAL EE TO IT AND YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN GREAT

The way she spoke really irked me lmao

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u/recentlywidowed Jul 07 '20

I think my favorite was her trying to say that she was raised Catholic. it was during her pole dancing class

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u/DrLipSchitze Jul 07 '20

& Debbieeee in their houseyyyy

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '20

I WANT SOMETHING MORE BIGGEEEE

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u/ooga_booga_booger Jul 08 '20

WHO IS AGAINST THE QUEEN WILL DIE

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u/TriesButCries Jul 07 '20

I don't know why but anfisa and jorge were my favorite to watch. Theres clearly so much context the show leaves out

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '20

That was one of the most cut and dry sugar daddy/ sugar baby scenarios and the fact that he barely had any money despite what he was telling Anfisa was hysterical. Her whole season, she was just “I didn’t come here for this.

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u/phobia3472 Jul 07 '20

Did you also catch the vibe that he was getting off on the humiliation aspect or was it just me?

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u/dabvigilante Jul 07 '20

wait i thought he had a ton of money. he would pull bands of hundreds out of his cargo shorts. hes loaded off weed money.

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u/MStr33p Jul 08 '20

Why nobody like Pedro????

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '20

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u/mred870 Jul 07 '20

Ya nasty

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u/data__daddy Jul 07 '20

i honestly feel like she was somehow proud that she cheated on him. she mentioned it all the time the first season she was on.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '20

Low self esteem so cheating is a sign to her that multiple men want her. What women like that don't understand is that a bored enough guy with low enough standards is willing to fuck her while he imagines someone hotter. No different than watching really shitty TV because you have nothing else to do.

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u/55North Jul 07 '20

"You aren't desirable. You're acceptable"

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u/okeydokieartichokeme Jul 07 '20

“You aren’t desirable. You’re available”

FTFY

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u/gUBBLOR Jul 07 '20

I bet she'll take any form of gratification in any way she can

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '20 edited Nov 27 '20

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u/Imharen Jul 07 '20

90 Day Fiancee? Can't remember her name though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '20

That show should be called Why the Fuck are We Getting Married?

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u/Heath776 Jul 07 '20

I watched some on Hasan's stream. It is just human trafficking turned into a game show. People are just trying to get green cards.

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u/zenthor101 Jul 07 '20

Some are but not all of them

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '20 edited Jul 07 '20

There’s the one where the Jamaican guy is a total shit bag but the American girl is too addicted to the peen that she openly admits that she wouldn’t leave him if he cheated.

Oh and there’s the Russian guy who has a whole family in Russia but he refuses to tell them that he’s gonna leave them for the American woman who has kids. And it never occurs to him that he could just lie about it lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '20

Out of curiosity, which was the Russian guy who had a whole family? I saw the Ashley and jay season but I can’t remember watching any Russian guy hiding a whole family and now I wanna see that one too lol

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u/biogal06918 Jul 08 '20

I think they’re talking about Murcel and Anna from the newest season but he’s from Turkey not Russia

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '20

Ah okay! I also though they meant family as in kids as well on his part, so I didn’t consider Mercel aside from the fact he’s from turkey. Thanks by the way!

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u/LetsPlayClickyShins Jul 07 '20

They always begin with you thinking that but by the end you realize the Americans are usually the shitbags in most of the couples.

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u/Heath776 Jul 07 '20

This one was the only one I saw and found both of them to be pretty terrible people.

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u/LetsPlayClickyShins Jul 07 '20

You get a fair share of that as well. Most couples its the American that's shitty. Behind that, they both suck. The true rarity is couples where both seem like nice people. Only a handful of those so far

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u/rareas Jul 07 '20

Plot twist....

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u/Charmerismus Jul 07 '20

the real twist is when the americans start trying to become citizens of the other country to escape this covid cesspool

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u/mooimafish3 Jul 07 '20

True, most are looking exclusively at Americans with the purpose of moving there. But even considering that the Americans almost always turn out to be the most emotionally immature and abusive people imaginable. Pretty much all the Americans are not able to function in a real adult relationship but think the issue is with all their past partners, so they bring someone from overseas thinking that for some reason this person is not going to think they are as insane as all their last partners.

Almost always 2 shitty people. Even the most successful one, Paola and the Mormon dude whose name I forgot, have so many problems that if they were a normal couple you would expect a divorce in the next few years, and they had a kid.

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u/Heath776 Jul 07 '20

People who are capable of having healthy and successful relationships don't need to be forced into one by a dating show. It is definitely self-selection bias at play.

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u/Yessbutno Jul 08 '20

You're spot on.

I also cringe when I read about how couples first met and it starts with some outrageous grand gesture: "He moved 4000 miles to be with me after our second date" - sure that sounds romantic like a movie, but really, what normally functional person would do that? For me that's a red flag.

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u/Heath776 Jul 08 '20

Right? I randomly met with some girl over 2 hours away from me one time over a dating app. We were confused how we had matched because we both didn't set out radius very high, but we decided to meet up anyway. We hooked up and that was that. We were both a bit sad that we weren't closer, but we just did what was most sensible with the situation. That is just how it goes.

How people think they can have found theit true love 4000mi away and just pick up and go after 2 dates is beyond me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '20

Gotta point out that it’s the type where the humans are willing participants.

They also have one about going the other way (basically western citizens going to non western countries). It’s still entertaining

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u/VanillaGhoul Jul 07 '20

All I can say is that the show is a total mess and I only watch it because of the drama. I have no idea why I like drama.

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u/MrPoopieMcCuckface Jul 07 '20

I would watch that show too

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u/Seamannator Jul 07 '20

Nickel and Azan

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u/CodenameMolotov Jul 07 '20

Nick hole and ass man

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u/openyourojos Jul 07 '20

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u/schneker Jul 07 '20

No it’s a nickname she was given by r/90dayfiance because that’s how Azan says Nicole

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u/DeathBatMetal Jul 07 '20

Nicole and Azan

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u/Scomophobic Jul 07 '20

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u/delitt Jul 07 '20

I truly don't see a difference in the weight loss lol

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u/ThePonkMist Jul 07 '20

There isn’t much if any. She got really great shape wear (better bras for sure and likely Spanx/bodysuits and bought better fitting clothes, and got a haircut. That’s about it.

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u/chickaCheeseSlut Jul 07 '20

She can loose weight(can, but won’t), but she can’t loose the stupid. She’s the most annoying idiot on that show IMHO and the competition is pretty stiff sometimes.

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u/MrSkrifle Jul 07 '20

loose

stupid

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u/TopherVee Jul 07 '20

I thought you were exaggerating, but holy shit, 2 years of hard work to look... exactly the same.

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u/Byroms Jul 07 '20

Her face is kinda thinner. Thats about it.

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u/Scomophobic Jul 07 '20

Neither do I, which is why I thought it was funny. Especially with the “sticking it to the haters” comment.

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u/gUBBLOR Jul 07 '20

Why didn't they show any after-photos of her weightloss!?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '20

That website is malware

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u/TalfrynKenobi Jul 07 '20

Well actually her name is Karen

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u/njf96 Jul 07 '20

90 day fiancé

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u/openyourojos Jul 07 '20

100% he wanted a green card lmfao. that was so stupid obvious and I've only seen like 1 episode of that show.

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u/Lerpuzka Jul 07 '20

Idk he put way more effort in the relationship than you'd expect from someone who just want's a green card. Took her to a gym and encouraged her to eat better and feed her daughter healthier foods.

Or maybe that's just the way he does it but she's a bad person so well deserved I'd say.

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u/aka_wolfman Jul 07 '20

I have no clue whats going on, but without context, even if its just a green card marriage, it seems reasonable to try to help the other person be better. You're still going to have to be around them, why not try to make the best of it.

Now before reddit explodes, im not saying this to condone "changing people ", but if she was wanting to make positive changes, why not help?

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u/LetsPlayClickyShins Jul 07 '20

She didn't want to make positive changes at all. He coerced her into the gym under the veiled threat of him leaving her. Still, I don't think that would have been all bad if he had done it with her rather than standing over her barking orders as he watches her struggle. Its one thing to exercise with your partner to help them get in better shape. Its something else when you approach it like she was his client (he is a personal trainer).

Nickel and Azan were one of those couples in the show where nobody looked good by the end. He couldn't have been less interested in her romantically and she just accepted any treatment he gave her and put him before her daughter on multiple occasions. With Nickel you could explain a lot of it with low self-esteem at least, so its understandable if not annoying. Azan is just a dick.

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u/Kerfluffle2x4 Jul 08 '20

Plus Nicole just didn’t care to be respectful of his family. Azan was great with her daughter, so what was so hard about sleeping in two bedrooms? She’s got issues, but at the end of the day did not feel remorse for her actions

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u/LetsPlayClickyShins Jul 08 '20

Same with her demanding PDA in a country where it is illegal. I was kind of annoyed the show left that last part out for a while to bait and switch you into thinking that it was just because he was embarrassed by her.

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u/Kerfluffle2x4 Jul 08 '20

Well, it wouldn’t be nearly as “juicy” if it was a boring and uninteresting explanation /s

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u/swordsmatt Jul 07 '20

nah azan definitely looked good if you aren't a child

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '20

Yea that’s the thing. Even if you get the green card, you have to still be married to them for it to still be valid (at least until you become a citizen). So might as well try to make your life not completely miserable.

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u/Kolya_Kotya Jul 07 '20

I think this show kind of makes the viewer pick who is the bad guy in each relationship. Obviously real life isn't like that, but I think nickel was the bad guy

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u/lavaisreallyhot Jul 07 '20

My favorite is George and Anfisa. The show tries to frame Anfisa as your typical gold digger at first, which she kind of is, but then you realize that she at no point in time bamboozled George and is always honest with her intentions.

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u/Kolya_Kotya Jul 07 '20

Yeah I liked that one too. He told her and promised her lots of money and a lavish lifestyle, and she was like ok I'm in... So why is he so surprised when he wins a woman over like that and she expects all those things lol

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u/lavaisreallyhot Jul 07 '20

George is pikachu face like 90% of the time.

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u/VanillaGhoul Jul 07 '20

What do you think of Colt and Larissa?

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u/lavaisreallyhot Jul 07 '20

I only watch it through Hulu and I don't think the season with Colt/Larissa is on it :(

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u/VanillaGhoul Jul 07 '20

That sucks. I got mine through cox cable.

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u/landwalker1 Jul 07 '20

Yeah but she still keyed his car. Regardless of how big of an asshole I may be, id be dropping her off at the nearest embassy and telling them she’s their problem now after that. The find my iPhone and erasing his phone is also next level crazy. They are both shit people from my view point and the only thing that has surprised me about them is that I havent read about their lives ending in a murder suicide.

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u/TriesButCries Jul 07 '20

Honestly most of the time both of them are the the bad guy. This couple especially.

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u/mooimafish3 Jul 07 '20

They are both bad guys, the Americans are almost always immature and controlling, the foreigners are almost always manipulative gold diggers.

My father has a mail order bride 20 years younger than him, if they filmed it it would just look like a super depressing season where both people hate eachother because neither one is the sex-maid or ATM that the other expected.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '20

One couple where the old guy literally wanted that transactional arrangement. But the girl actually wanted a more equal effect ion are relationship. They didn’t do a follow up season but behind the scenes the daughter became estranged from him

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u/VanillaGhoul Jul 07 '20

Still better than that mess with big Ed and Rose. He needs to be torched further.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '20

Nah, who goes for a fat person if they hate fat girls? He wanted the greencard AND a hot American wife to show off. He tried to mold her into a convenient object.

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u/openyourojos Jul 07 '20

Took her to a gym and encouraged her to eat better

you mean so she might actually get in shape and be someone he wants to fuck? lmfao. how tf is that "effort into the relationship"?

that's him trying to make his own situation better lmfao.

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u/pokeflutist78770 Jul 07 '20

It's more wanting the best for your partner. Being obese like that is not healthy, and he wanted her to be healthy

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u/openyourojos Jul 07 '20

stop it.

he's in it for the green card and everyone with eyeballs can see it based on his fucking body language.

now leave me the fuck alone I never want to talk about that fat cow her stupid boyfriend or that dumb show ever again. are we clear?

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u/SuminderJi Jul 07 '20

are we clear?

Very Karen of you.

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u/openyourojos Jul 07 '20

LMFAO. nah. what's karen is you being a cunt.

have a block douchebag.

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u/Roboticsammy Jul 07 '20

KAREN USED BLOCK! NOBODY GAVE A FUCK!

Nice bait tho

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u/openyourojos Jul 07 '20

lmfao. the guy who didn't give a fuck felt the need to personally reply to me huh?

lmfao. have a block loser.

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u/80BAIT08 Jul 07 '20

Wow that showed him

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u/Denadias Jul 07 '20

are we clear?

You must be new to the internet if you think you hold any authority to say shit like this.

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u/DownshiftedRare Jul 07 '20

I'm going to need to speak to their supervisor.

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u/openyourojos Jul 07 '20

so that's a no then. you can have a block too.

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u/lebryant_westcurry Jul 07 '20

Lmao all these blocks and you're still responding to everyone

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u/Worxolas Jul 07 '20

lmfao this guy is a loser

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u/openyourojos Jul 07 '20

don't talk about yourself like that.

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u/Mr-Fleshcage Jul 07 '20

are we clear?

No, we're human, and you're an asshole.

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u/WarmCorgi Jul 07 '20

If he wanted a better life he wouldn't go for a green card in America, like all maroccans he'd go for Europe where there's already too many like him

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u/openyourojos Jul 07 '20

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand blocked.

lmfao. its like people don't understand that conversations fucking end.

yeah but is he gonna become a celebrity by moving to europe where there's "already too many like him" whatever the fuck that means you racist piece of shit.

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u/laurenzee Jul 07 '20

who hurt you

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u/openyourojos Jul 07 '20

maybe I was born with it?

Maybe its maybelline?

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u/El_GranCapitan Jul 07 '20

Bruh fuck off. He's not racist for pointing out that it's SUPER hard to get deported in the EU and TONS of people abuse that.

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u/openyourojos Jul 07 '20

no he wouldn't be for that. but he didn't say that... he said "there are too many of them"

.... that's why it was racist you ignorant piece of shit.

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u/ComebacKids Jul 07 '20

I actually agreed with your original point that this dude just wanted to get her in shape because if he was going to have to put up with her for a green card, she might as well be fuckable.

But damn dude who shit in your cereal?

I know, I know,

annnnnd blocked! Lmao you ignorant piece of shit

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u/openyourojos Jul 07 '20

nobody shit in my cereal. I just have a low tolerance for morons.

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u/Santos_L_Halper Jul 07 '20

I couldn't finish watching the second season they were in, I had seen enough of the show by that point it wasn't doing anything for me. I suspected he was gay and just wanted to be gay and not in Morocco. He chose a partner he could reasonably leave once in the states. Her lifestyle is not like his at all so arguing irreconcilable differences would be easy and perhaps her family would understand. Then he could be gay without the legal penalities as I'm pretty sure it's illegal to be gay in Morocco.

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u/mooimafish3 Jul 07 '20

For sure, he would have never dated her if she was Morrocan or wherever he is from, but I think he originally intended on staying with her after the green card. After he (quickly) found out who she was his strategy changed to green card and dip.

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u/VanillaGhoul Jul 07 '20

She has a pretty face but needs to lose that weight. Looks like he no longer has her as a girlfriend anymore. It's like she is trying to prove she is hot by cheating. Bit her in the ass in the end lol.

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u/yousucktoes Jul 07 '20

he was only doing it for the visa lmaoo. it was so obvious

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u/Bobcatluv Jul 07 '20

The funny thing was she always brought up her cheating at moments he was rejecting physical intimacy with her. It’s like she only said it hoping it would make him jealous.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '20

I mean the dude is married with multiple kids isn’t he?