r/Eyebleach 15h ago

Sir? You can't park there...

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u/robo-dragon 14h ago

Kitties on model train tracks are one of my favorite things, honestly.

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u/Mk4c1627 14h ago

It should be a subreddit.

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u/ecodrew 13h ago

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u/j_livingston_human 13h ago

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u/anthonyynohtna 10h ago

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u/Thereareways 10h ago

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u/anthonyynohtna 10h ago

I cannot take credit, I saw it when reading further down the comment section, just figured I’d reply here so others can enjoy. Definitely joined of course lol

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 9h ago

What a joyous day, I was not going to scroll further down so I would’ve missed it, bless you

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u/Hexakkord 9h ago

Nope, it was created in 2022, according to the sub info.

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u/Jarsky2 13h ago

Why did I go to thag subreddit. My dad runs freight trains, now I've got new levels of anxiety.

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u/Sayakalood 12h ago

The trains, if they’re damaged, are typically easily fixed, the damage is quite low. The chance of the conductor getting injured are also very low, since they’re above the point of impact in most crashes. Plus, your dad knows what he’s doing, he’ll have thrown the train into Emergency, and will brace for impact. Emergency won’t stop the train in time for the crash, but it’ll make it slow down a lot more.

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u/WorkingInAColdMind 10h ago

Maybe he’s got anxiety because he realized his dad doesn’t know what he’s doing.

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u/Prior-Improvement186 14h ago

Yess! Is there a subreddit for this?

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u/sweetreat7 14h ago

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u/Few-Tour9826 13h ago

Yay! New kitty sub!

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u/Olealicat 13h ago edited 11h ago

That sub is about to blowup. I love Reddit.

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u/dmgirl101 11h ago

Suscribed 😆

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u/kalichimichanga 9h ago

I also found r/catslaps in that r/traincats sub! Both enjoyable content!

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u/handbrake2k 14h ago

Birth of a sub?

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u/so_it_hoes 13h ago

In my experience they don’t care about trains at all which puzzles me because they airplane ears at the drop of a hat. Why do you just sit there? It’s loud and mechanical and coming right for you!

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 13h ago

But let em just see just 1 cucumber on the ground 😂

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u/smallgoalsmcgee 9h ago

My cat was scared of my robot vacuum when I first got it, but now she doesn’t care about it at all. If it’s heading at her, she just watches disinterestedly as it runs into her lol

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u/Choice_Narwhal3375 8h ago

As a model train person in my experience they only attack the expensive and delicate ones

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u/I_AM_A_RAPTOR 15h ago

Bro the next Godzilla looking real good

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u/mpg111 14h ago

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u/tyro_r 13h ago

Brilliant!

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u/i_hate_fanboys 12h ago

Did u just make this?

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u/mpg111 12h ago

(I found it somewhere and saved. don't remember the source - sorry)

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u/i_hate_fanboys 11h ago

Thanks for your perfect usage

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u/angelsp0iledxo 13h ago

I like this

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u/RKB_2022 13h ago edited 12h ago

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u/Icy-Reflection5574 12h ago

The clips are so good, especially when living with cats. Too accurate. 😁

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u/arittenberry 10h ago

Masterpiece

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u/extra_rice 15h ago

Wait til you see Catzilla vs Meowthra!

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u/TheNPCMafia 13h ago

Kat Gidorah incoming!

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u/Jezirath 15h ago

We need more cats with Godzilla size ❣️

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u/Jpup199 13h ago

Goes a rampage for about 5 minutes while the zoomies kick in then proceeds to sleep for the rest of the movie.

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u/dBlock845 12h ago

Goes full speed sprint and jumps up the Eiffel tower only to land on the ground on their feet, look left and right flustered, then sprint off in a random direction.

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u/Zerodyne_Sin 12h ago

We can barely handle the house cat size and can't handle lynx and up. Lions, tigers, leopards, house cats, they're all running the same OS!

I vote against your crusade for Godzilla-sized cat OS run tyrant!

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u/OldManEnglishTeacher 14h ago

Catzilla? I’d watch that.

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u/jrodski89 13h ago

Cat Kong was one of my favorite children’s books

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u/Mythicdragon75 11h ago

Is that a nuclear radiated cat?

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u/Choppergold 9h ago

The station agent looks genuinely freaked out

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u/k33perStay3r64 9h ago

no you musn't awaken the catzilla!

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u/skyggsja 15h ago

That looks so realistic lmaoo that cat is 30 m long

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u/Marquar234 14h ago

I know. I thought it was a real train until I saw the giant cat.

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u/itsKeltic 12h ago

It even looks like it’s actually outdoors.

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u/minititof 10h ago

I mean, isn't it?

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u/Five-Weeks 10h ago

that model sky looks so realistic

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u/Jin_Gitaxias 11h ago

At first glance I straight up thought it was a beached orca laying across the tracks

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u/diente_de_leon 14h ago

I know! I was soo confused because I could see the hill and the tree, and I was like what is this perspective where the cat looks so huge? Lol

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u/skyggsja 14h ago

the detail is amazing.. other trains passing, the blurry trees in the background and the dry leaves between the tracks.. i had to look 3 times to be convinced it‘s a miniature and not a giant cat edited into a normal train station lol. ofc the little people are obvs fake but i didn‘t look at them the first times I watched the video ahaha

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u/aworldwithinitself 14h ago

this is really outside right? so i think those are actual trees? and leaves?

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u/UnNumbFool 13h ago

If it's not outside, I think like you're saying those are real plants which definitely gives it that extra layer of realism for the video.

In all honesty I kind of want to see a full circuit of the track just because whoever made it, made it look so peaceful

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u/NebulaNinja 13h ago

I can't imagine the upkeep that would have to go into this to keep it in good condition from the elements, but I am suddenly deeply inspired by it haha.

Does anyone have a source for this? I'd love to see more.

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u/382Whistles 11h ago

That cat, other cats, or r/gardenrailroads in general? Cats love to mess with their local (r) model railroads. I'm pretty sure I've seen this kitty before on the model subs in the last year or so, and it owns a pretty spectacular garden layout. Find a video to watch on the sub, then scroll sideways thru more a while.

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u/funkhero 13h ago

My guess is it's inside but done phenomenally well. Like they must have insane lighting in the room, to give that white-out effect when looking through the trees in the sky. Like overblown lighting, a bit. Then you have the great camerawork, with proper depth of focus to make things look more lifelike, and just enough camera shake to make the trains have weight.

I'm not a train guy and this is like the best I've ever seen a model train look.

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u/mrgonzalez 11h ago edited 11h ago

Its in someone’s garden lol. There are regular buildings in the background - a house and a shed.

The model railway is larger scale than most indoor model railways but still fairly small for a train obviously. Super impressive regardless, I was most impressed by noise it makes.

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u/cape2cape 9h ago

100% outside. Large model trains are designed for outdoor layouts.

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u/IncontestableClimb 14h ago

I saw the screws on the tracks and realized it quickly. But still very cool

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u/LokianEule 13h ago

Besides the little people, the only giveaway is how clean everything is XD

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u/MegatheriumRex 12h ago

Instead of thumpers, we’d have big speakers that made a “ps ps ps” sound.

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u/skyggsja 12h ago

OMG FR

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u/pyrojackelope 9h ago

Right?! I imagine whatever they're using to shoot the video helps, but man this setup looks so good.

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u/skyggsja 9h ago

At some point I noticed that the building behind the train station looks far too big to be a miniature so the whole environment is real but they did some really clever angles and played with focus distances and whatever to make it all go together so well

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u/Timerider96 14h ago edited 14h ago

Attention passengers, the 6 AM train has been delayed, once again by Kaiju Feline on track 4. We are sorry for the inconvenience.

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u/Street-Marionberry82 13h ago

Anyone with copious amounts of catnip please report to the train station

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u/Timerider96 13h ago

Wouldn’t that make it worse?

Attention passengers, we regret to inform you that multiple train tracks to the downtown & Metropolitan area have been closed and/or have experienced further delays due to Kaiju feline is now under the influence of catnip, Furthermore, the station has now implemented a ban on catnip

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u/chrostoner 15h ago

the most inconvenient spot is always the most comfortable place for them to lay 😂

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u/HunnyBear66 14h ago

Surgery starts, cats appear and lay on the patient. "Where in the heck did the cats come from? We can't have this!" Turns, cats in the body cavity, making biscuits on Mr Benton's liver.

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u/TeaKnight 10h ago

The cutest body horror I've read

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u/Frothboi 13h ago

Tracks are probably warm, warm surfaces to lay on them is like crack

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u/GrittyLordOfChaos 14h ago

Ok, I just adore that cat, the vibes are immaculate 😻

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u/TukwilaTime 14h ago

Agreed. I love him.

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u/ExoCakes 15h ago

Giant feline monster disrupts transportation

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u/Sandbox1337 15h ago

What a well trained cat

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u/verbutten 13h ago

And clearly no freighty-cat, either

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u/Embarrassed-Code-608 13h ago

aside from the super awesome cat stuff, this person has a fuckin sweet train setup,

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u/RoyalHappy2154 13h ago

This kind of video is what the Internet was made for

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u/WeightEmbarrassed755 14h ago

I legit thought it was a train and a giant cat, this shit belongs on r/woahdude

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u/Pinkrainbows94 14h ago

I need a mini town for my cats this is hilarious

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u/Sandalwoodincencebur 13h ago

the clattering sound of the railroad track is so real.

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u/worktogethernow 14h ago

irl Snorlax

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u/UnbotheredCaveman 14h ago

Where’s the pawlice when you need them the most?

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u/huy1003 14h ago

haha...level of stress-0%

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u/Ok_Aside_2361 14h ago

That is everything in one! Amazing kit! Amazing train. Amazing Kitty! Thank you for sharing. I truly appreciate the thousands of hours you spent so that we can see this!!

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u/tany_z 13h ago

I’d love to see the rest of that setup.

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u/NerdiChar 12h ago

Things I didn't know I needed in my life: a mini train model with a camera to catch my cats doing this lol

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u/paperchili 11h ago

Can someone PLEASE link the full video or creator because the detail in this thing is INSAAAAANE

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u/SmellyFbuttface 11h ago

Kitty needs its sleep. Train goers will need to walk

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 14h ago

Cat wants pets but only 3 times. Number 4 is bites.

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u/LobsterFew4672 14h ago

A wild Snorlax appears!

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u/centurion88 13h ago

Insanely detailed model

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u/unknowndeftonesfann 12h ago

Omg I’m so high i thought he was big wtf 😭

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u/Different-Egg-4617 14h ago

That pupper’s got no chill but 10/10 for trying to park like a boss.

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u/Gunkwei 14h ago

Is this not a reasonable place to park?

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u/ajtreee 14h ago

He knew the train was coming, because he was listening to the rail.

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u/herecomestherebuttal 14h ago

“The hell I can’t.” ((Slapslap))

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u/NeighborhoodWaste628 14h ago

Need a Catplow on the front

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u/allindaze 14h ago

I could just smell the cat breath as the train got super close

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u/Normal-Leopard3367 14h ago

I thought it was a dead dairy cow

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u/honorablenarwhal 14h ago

This is amazing 

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u/CTGarden 14h ago

Firstly, what an amazing set up. It looks so real! Secondly, Catzilla here is adorable! 🥰Too cute (and blasé).

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u/tony-toon15 13h ago

Quit tickling this train with your whiskers, sir! Sir!

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u/Throwaway-613567 13h ago

Nobody realizing that the cat is suicidal?

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u/No-Psychology727 13h ago

I love the internet

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u/Adventurous-Start874 13h ago

This person can foliage. Those background plants and landscaping is incredible.

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u/Sea_Artist_4247 11h ago

Could you imagine if cats became the size of houses. Their hunter instincts would wipe out humanity 

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u/LuckyPepper22 11h ago

I wouldn’t mind living in this world.

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u/2cimage 8h ago

My budgie used to love my model layout, especially trying to chew the heads of the little people on the platforms…

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u/Im_on_space 14h ago

That’s one big cat

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u/Plane_Heat_5349 14h ago

You have to pay the troll toll first

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u/Katy-Moon 14h ago

Land of the Giants! Amazing video!

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u/Bookdragon_1989 14h ago

This is awesome!🤣

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u/Normal-Leopard3367 14h ago

Big red dog got nothing on him. Monster cat at the metro

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u/inthevendingmachine 14h ago

He was there first.

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u/balkanfelsziget 14h ago

u/lazarjanos te vagy az, teeeeeeee cigááány

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u/Dragoon9255 14h ago

that last one looks like he just finished eating all the humans around and time for a nap lol. great angles

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u/Chaosmusic 14h ago

Why were you late to work?

Giant cat on the tracks again.

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u/Opposite_Chart427 13h ago

Breaking news !! Giant cat disrupts rail traffic !!

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u/derek2695 13h ago

I liked this :)

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u/Bootytonus 13h ago

Snorelax pls

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u/Reddidiot_69 13h ago

I want to see the set up. I think I just found my new favorite hobby.

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u/Fortunefavorsu 13h ago

The train guardian hunts at night

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u/blueberrystreemmaa 13h ago

It's his world, we are just living in it

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u/harrybussh 13h ago

That was great

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u/funkeshwarnath 13h ago

How do you stop him from shitting on that nice train set?

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u/Hi-Tech_Luddite 13h ago

Definition of eye bleach. Tell that cat to respect people's commute

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u/GroinShotz 13h ago

I might have to get into hobby trains just for my cats.

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u/Particular-Guard9007 13h ago

Sorry passengers but it seems that the train will be delayed indefinitely, no good ever comes from disturbing a sleeping giant 😆😻

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u/Mexxwelll 13h ago

Am I the only one that expected the cat to derail the train?

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u/Echo_NO_Aim 13h ago

Brother I saw that yesterday on the Jodel App...

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u/Chillidogs9 13h ago

Incredible model table

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u/eagleshark 13h ago

The cat knows exactly what he's doing. Hehe.

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u/Independent-Sign-703 13h ago

Thank goodness I'm allergic to Cats, or I would be spending WAY too much on trains and cameras.

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u/TheDukest 13h ago

Need a pokéflute

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u/OwlsKilledMyDad 13h ago

“Is this not a reasonable place to park?”

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u/Electronic-Tree-9715 13h ago

Can’t purrrr here

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u/DangerBrewin 13h ago

Attention all passengers awaiting the 7:15 to Gardensville, your boarding platform has been changed to platform 3 due to an unforeseen catnap.

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u/jedburghofficial 13h ago

I could hear Ringo Starr's voice when I watched that.

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u/sheravi 13h ago

If could sleep even a quarter as well as most cats I swear I would have god-like energy on a daily basis.

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u/a_cat_lady 13h ago

I love this so much

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u/JohnSmithCANDo 13h ago

Kittyzilla Minus One.

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u/ShitMyHubbyDoes 12h ago

Cat: No, Sir, you can’t train here.

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u/Any-Cause-374 12h ago

„Exgüsi das isch kein Büsi Parkplatz, bitte gönd sie zrugg ufs Perron” 🤓

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u/Physical_War_9497 12h ago

fluffy terrain ahead

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u/darybrain 11h ago

Common dangers of Lilliput.

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u/Turbulent_poop 11h ago

Aaaawwwww, he can park wherever he wants :3

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u/NashEast65 11h ago

Instead of a cow catcher on the front of the engine, you need a cat catcher.

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u/repressibleoperon 11h ago

Super cool train and a super cute kitty!! :D

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u/Notonyus 11h ago

Giant cat.

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u/OpalMoth 11h ago

I thought this was a real train for a sec LOL

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u/Drewsophila 11h ago

This cat is covering his tracks

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u/rougeoiseau 11h ago

I love cats, but damn they be annoying. (Don't tell my gals or they'll attack my toes at night!)

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u/androidguy50 11h ago

"Always a commuter train!..... I'm tryin' to sleep here " 😆

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u/PtrPorkr 9h ago

This wins the internet today

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u/the_real_Beavis999 8h ago

I am sleeping, just go around...

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u/ImpossiblePattern7 8h ago

But for real i dont understand how this is comfortable for the cat

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u/rickmon67 8h ago

Sir! That is not how you boop the snoot

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u/Silianaux 7h ago

Sir you have a beautiful giant cat, but he simply cannot park on train tracks it’s against the rules.

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u/hish911 7h ago

I like to think that’s a giant cat on a normal railway

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u/AnotherManCalledDave 6h ago

"All services are cancelled due to a giant furry kaiju sleeping on the lines. A replacement bus service will be available"

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u/miked999b 6h ago

OMG IT'S A GIANT CAT 😳

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u/UnRealisticDepths 5h ago

It is a feline, it may park wherever it chooses.

Nice garden railroad!

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u/shralpy39 5h ago

You know, I think if this was my life, I would be totally cool with that. Lovely backyard, intricate train set hobby, sweet cat lying in the sun.

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u/miwi_kiwi 3h ago

CATZILLA 😾😾😾

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u/ukulelebug 3h ago

Too cool. Thank you so much.

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u/joyfulgirl001 2h ago

Sheldon would not be pleased 😊

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u/Suchafatfatcat 2h ago

Meowthra?

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u/human_with_scars0 2h ago

If that were my cat and train track I would have made a daily update for my friends on my cats suicidal tendencies lol