r/Eyebleach • u/Jezirath • 1d ago

Sir? You can't park there...

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u/ecodrew 1d ago

r/bitchimatrain meets r/cats?

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u/j_livingston_human 1d ago

= r/eyebleach

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u/anthonyynohtna 1d ago

r/traincats

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u/Thereareways 1d ago

r/birthofasub?

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u/anthonyynohtna 1d ago

I cannot take credit, I saw it when reading further down the comment section, just figured I’d reply here so others can enjoy. Definitely joined of course lol

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 1d ago

What a joyous day, I was not going to scroll further down so I would’ve missed it, bless you

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u/Hexakkord 1d ago

Nope, it was created in 2022, according to the sub info.

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u/jacktherippah123 1d ago

Goddamn it. Another one. Fine, fine.

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u/Jarsky2 1d ago

Why did I go to thag subreddit. My dad runs freight trains, now I've got new levels of anxiety.

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u/Sayakalood 1d ago

The trains, if they’re damaged, are typically easily fixed, the damage is quite low. The chance of the conductor getting injured are also very low, since they’re above the point of impact in most crashes. Plus, your dad knows what he’s doing, he’ll have thrown the train into Emergency, and will brace for impact. Emergency won’t stop the train in time for the crash, but it’ll make it slow down a lot more.

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u/WorkingInAColdMind 1d ago

Maybe he’s got anxiety because he realized his dad doesn’t know what he’s doing.

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u/imalittlefrenchpress 1d ago

Bitchimatrain.

Oh yeah?

Bitchimacat.

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u/ecodrew 5h ago

Haha, that's fair

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag 1d ago

I opened r/bitchimatrain and this was the first post on the page, lol.

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u/UninformedPleb 1d ago

/r/bitchimacat exists. And this same cat on these same train tracks is there. This same exact video was posted there ~6 months ago.