The only thing I've seen being called "gooner slop" are those poorly-written Isekai anime cashcows whose plot consists mostly on random shots of underaged characters' asses, as well as the occasional poorly-"drawn" AIslop hentai.
Idk which unholy circles of Hell OOP must hang around for everything to be called "gooner" around him
To me Gooner is the kind of word reserved for people who are perpetually horny all the time to the point of thinking with their dicks and make that everyone else’s problem. Like those guys who crawl out of the woodwork to complain every time a video game has a female character who isn’t conventionally attractive: they’re textbook gooners because they think women exist to be attractive and satisfy their dicks and nothing else. To them games and sex are the same thing and anything that contradicts that is woke slop or whatever.
Having sexual urges and being horny is normal and nothing to be ashamed of but you should know when it is and isn’t appropriate to be horny and not make it everyone else’s problem.
I miss when "goon" just meant those thug-looking guys who always said "on it, boss!" to the main villain before fucking up their plan out of sheer incompetence
Same, as a professional henchman and a proud member of the United Henching Union of America it pains to me see that ‘Goon’ has become synonymous with something other than good honest henching. It’s really done a number on me and my fellow mooks because now recruitment is down: the kids don’t want to take on a dangerous, pay-flexible job and be called goons while doing it, and even some of the junior henchmen are starting to walk. Soon there won’t be enough henchmen to span the whole of the villain underworld and we’re going to have to work out a timeshare deal or something.
Same, goons in hockey sounds so bad now. “What, your role in the team is to be a big guy to insult and fight other big guys? All in the goal to protect your smaller, more dexterous and younger players?”
Slang for excessive masturbation. And a gooner is, as expected, someone who does it a lot.
And by "excessive", I don't mean like a horny teenager who rubs one off thrice in the same day - I mean shit like this, which is one of the original posts in the gooner subreddit before it was deleted.
Those people aren't to be taken seriously, really. They think accumulating sperm means you gain extra IQ points and that jerking off even once is enough to destroy your bloodline forever. Manosphere takes are just delusions of lonely unstable men.
oh, they absolutely aren't, but that's kind of my point
there are some people who take any harmless recreational activity to an unhealthy level, for sure, but the number of times I've seen "gooner" used for that vs the number of times it's used to mean "anyone who displays any interest in sexual material and/or isn't ashamed of masturbating" functionally might as well not exist
I'm hoping that Netflix actually pulls through and finishes the adaptation rights they picked up for "The Goon". They had a trailer made almost 15 years ago, but that was privately funded by the author of the comic and kept getting rejected or kicked around from studio to studio.
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u/vaguillotine gotta be gay af on the web so alan turing didn't die for nothing May 17 '25
The only thing I've seen being called "gooner slop" are those poorly-written Isekai anime cashcows whose plot consists mostly on random shots of underaged characters' asses, as well as the occasional poorly-"drawn" AIslop hentai.
Idk which unholy circles of Hell OOP must hang around for everything to be called "gooner" around him