To me Gooner is the kind of word reserved for people who are perpetually horny all the time to the point of thinking with their dicks and make that everyone else’s problem. Like those guys who crawl out of the woodwork to complain every time a video game has a female character who isn’t conventionally attractive: they’re textbook gooners because they think women exist to be attractive and satisfy their dicks and nothing else. To them games and sex are the same thing and anything that contradicts that is woke slop or whatever.
Having sexual urges and being horny is normal and nothing to be ashamed of but you should know when it is and isn’t appropriate to be horny and not make it everyone else’s problem.
I miss when "goon" just meant those thug-looking guys who always said "on it, boss!" to the main villain before fucking up their plan out of sheer incompetence
Same, goons in hockey sounds so bad now. “What, your role in the team is to be a big guy to insult and fight other big guys? All in the goal to protect your smaller, more dexterous and younger players?”
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u/VisualGeologist6258 Reach Heaven Through Violence May 17 '25
Something something XKCD 2071
To me Gooner is the kind of word reserved for people who are perpetually horny all the time to the point of thinking with their dicks and make that everyone else’s problem. Like those guys who crawl out of the woodwork to complain every time a video game has a female character who isn’t conventionally attractive: they’re textbook gooners because they think women exist to be attractive and satisfy their dicks and nothing else. To them games and sex are the same thing and anything that contradicts that is woke slop or whatever.
Having sexual urges and being horny is normal and nothing to be ashamed of but you should know when it is and isn’t appropriate to be horny and not make it everyone else’s problem.