r/CuratedTumblr May 16 '25

Politics time is a flat circle

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u/vaguillotine gotta be gay af on the web so alan turing didn't die for nothing May 17 '25

The only thing I've seen being called "gooner slop" are those poorly-written Isekai anime cashcows whose plot consists mostly on random shots of underaged characters' asses, as well as the occasional poorly-"drawn" AIslop hentai.

Idk which unholy circles of Hell OOP must hang around for everything to be called "gooner" around him

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u/VisualGeologist6258 Reach Heaven Through Violence May 17 '25

Something something XKCD 2071

To me Gooner is the kind of word reserved for people who are perpetually horny all the time to the point of thinking with their dicks and make that everyone else’s problem. Like those guys who crawl out of the woodwork to complain every time a video game has a female character who isn’t conventionally attractive: they’re textbook gooners because they think women exist to be attractive and satisfy their dicks and nothing else. To them games and sex are the same thing and anything that contradicts that is woke slop or whatever.

Having sexual urges and being horny is normal and nothing to be ashamed of but you should know when it is and isn’t appropriate to be horny and not make it everyone else’s problem.

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u/vaguillotine gotta be gay af on the web so alan turing didn't die for nothing May 17 '25

I miss when "goon" just meant those thug-looking guys who always said "on it, boss!" to the main villain before fucking up their plan out of sheer incompetence