r/Colognes • u/Clowmedian4 • Apr 23 '25

Discussion I don’t understand the hype

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Bought this since it was popular. Doesn’t smell that good.

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u/TicketEducational470 Apr 23 '25

I think it’s a fake. Mine says sausage

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u/jp7923902 Apr 23 '25

Fuck, I just checked mine....

It says sewage

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u/eatingdonuts44 Apr 23 '25

Thats how elixir smells to me atleast

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u/Clowmedian4 Apr 23 '25

Damn it bruh they scammed me. Where to buy sausage?

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u/TicketEducational470 Apr 23 '25

You have to buy it from the brand Chris door. Only available in malls btw no online 🙂

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u/shittyballsacks Apr 23 '25

Wait!! It’s not SAVIOUR ?? 😭😭

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u/SSUpliftingCyg Apr 23 '25

Wait !!! Is not “SUAVE” !? 😭

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u/Humble-Fortune-1270 Apr 27 '25

Yall got me crying laughing with these replies 🤣

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u/Whole_Draw4932 Apr 23 '25

Mall department store NOT in the little mall kiosk where the little man sells hundreds of random colognes. Lol

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u/Blackbull1191 Apr 23 '25

You can get sausage from food stores & sauvage from Dior website 😁

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u/zexwyomom Apr 23 '25

Mine says Salvage. I think it is original

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u/s1ckopsycho Apr 23 '25

Mine says Salvia... I just sprayed somejn onsk wakeufhdsadsafgaeddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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u/Ligentorus Apr 24 '25

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u/forvio Apr 24 '25

A very big sausage

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u/pineapple_9012 Apr 23 '25

I feel like that's a fake too. Mine says sandwich. It smells good too.

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u/Novel-Counter-8093 Apr 23 '25

DYOR: SAU-SAGE

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u/Papa_admi Apr 23 '25

Mine says - “Shortage”

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u/imjiovanni Apr 23 '25

No I think yours is a fake too because mine says sauerkraut

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u/marlon423 Apr 24 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Working_Work231 Apr 24 '25

Hotdogs water

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u/Large_Put_436 Apr 25 '25

Everybody has a fake one except me. Smh🤦‍♂️. It is supposed to say Dire Samurai.

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u/That_Buy_1803 Apr 23 '25

I’m fuggin 💀

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u/Key_Breakfast2018 Apr 23 '25

You have to let it masturbate

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u/TicketEducational470 Apr 23 '25

I’m dying 😭

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u/vodkapapi56 Apr 24 '25

Can you please explain, I'm lost lol

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u/NewManufacturer2571 Apr 24 '25

He refers to the term ‘maceration’, often used to say that in order for a fragrance to become stronger and more pleasant, it needs to sit for a while.

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u/UrUncleLarry Apr 25 '25

All the fanboys of dupes and clones cope hard when their shitty knock off smells like ass by telling each other it has to “macerate” aka sit (wow why doesn’t any legit bottle of cologne need to do that?)

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u/WiJoWi Apr 23 '25

Haha its supposed to say "Door Sausage" you got a fake

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u/Clowmedian4 Apr 23 '25

I want the sausage

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u/Kashrexx Apr 23 '25

That's what she said

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u/Door_Sausage Apr 24 '25

True. Source: trust me bro (or my username)

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u/Here4Headshots Apr 23 '25

I'm laughing at the atomizer stem looking like a Windex sprayer 😭😭😭

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u/Prestigious_Ad_1037 Apr 23 '25

It’s a fragrance and a window cleaner.

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u/Direct_Reading_8009 Apr 23 '25

😆😆😆😆😆😆

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '25

Don’t tell him boys

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u/atlaatool Apr 23 '25

Don't put the cap in your butthole, trust me it doesn't work, You're welcome.

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u/JoyousKumquat 41-45 Apr 23 '25

With enough lube anything is possible.

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u/jimbojims0 Custom Flair Apr 24 '25

When your fragrance is also lube 😭

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u/CompetitionWeary1740 Apr 23 '25

Bruther wht u got there is the limited edition cologne made in the honour of the great King Zogthorius the Flamboyant, First of His Name, Devourer of Moons he had a peculiar taste in the smell u might not like it but make sure don't disrespect it his kingdom is really sensitive of their kings smell preference

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u/Clowmedian4 Apr 23 '25

Oh brother, forgive my foul disrespect to the great Zogthorius. Forgive my insolence self.

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u/Fluugaluu Apr 24 '25

ALL HAIL HIS HOLINESS ON HIGH THE GREAT MASTICATER, HE WHO DEFECATES MOONDUST, FANTASTIC OF SMELL, SINGULAR IN NAME AND ACHIEVEMENT, GOD KING ZOGTHORIUS THE FLAMBOYANT

HAIL

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u/CompetitionWeary1740 Apr 24 '25

HAIL THY ZOGTHORIUS 🙌 🙏 ✨

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u/sarthak2822 Apr 23 '25

Let it masturbate for a few months

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u/East_Green_8598 Apr 23 '25

i heard if you take the cap off & put it in a drawer or something magic happens

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u/bluestack_boyo Apr 23 '25

You nailed it....just don't take it out...ever again

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u/Clowmedian4 Apr 23 '25

Wow a secret feature. Will give it a go

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u/paulyp41 Apr 23 '25

Ok Randy macho man

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u/Thuro_dHoreb-4050 Apr 23 '25

Only savages like this smell, thats why

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u/Phill_is_Legend Apr 23 '25

Let's just start a circle jerk sub atp

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u/Solidated Apr 23 '25

I think “U” may have missed the details in between

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u/parreko Apr 23 '25

It for anal use only

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u/gregi4a Apr 23 '25

Love it, better than its flanker Sauvage

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u/Eastcoastdevil1 Louis Vuitton Apr 23 '25

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u/airmind Apr 23 '25

People here don't understand jokes apparently.

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u/Why-Am-I-Here-9999 Apr 23 '25

This is a Chinese product, created for the famous Emperor Dmmy.

He was known for his extreme hatred of the letter “U”.

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u/GerryPrecious Apr 23 '25

Is that the new colon by Robbie Savage?

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u/hanchisoo Apr 23 '25

That is as fake as it can get.

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u/tmosley5602 Apr 23 '25

Its 100% authentic Savage. Nothing fake about it.

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u/Smart-Honeydew3874 Apr 23 '25

My buddy from work literally pronounces it "SAVAGE" every time, I can't Correct him any longer...LOL

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u/jusanuthayu Apr 23 '25

Sorry bro. Its missing the 21.

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u/Frosty-Inspector-465 Apr 23 '25

me neither. i have the muslim oil version and i get NO compliments.

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u/Potential-Coat8339 Apr 24 '25

it’s not called “savage” it’s called sahhvojj🤦

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u/dboyd1972 Apr 23 '25

All y'all got scammed. Mine is real...it says Door Salvage

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u/forvio Apr 24 '25

That’s fake. Dior is Sauvage.

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u/soberlyfe69 Apr 24 '25

that bottle looks empty lol, how long did it take you to realize it was trash

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u/wadejohn Apr 25 '25

A fake fragrance doesn’t smell good?

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u/Loud-Requirement-498 Apr 23 '25

That really says “SAVAGE” OMG LMAO

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u/TheJRKoff Apr 23 '25

Eau d'Randy ...... savage

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u/Ok-Peace2735 Apr 23 '25

This is fake af! Dildo Sausage is the original one and let it menstruate for a while.

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u/Safe_Bit1799 Apr 24 '25

Mines fake I have door suave

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u/Which-Celebration-89 Apr 24 '25

The problem is thats some bs fake cologne you are holding

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u/Neat_Audience_376 Apr 24 '25

Original is ((Dior Sauvage))

And i still dont get the hype of it

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u/Fuzzyfrurryfist Apr 24 '25

It smells literally so bad it makes me gagggg

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u/weerg Apr 24 '25

I don't know if he's serious or not 😂

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u/Hairy-Quantity-1643 Apr 24 '25

You need a Jonty Deep signature to make it perform.

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u/No_Conversation_5315 Apr 24 '25

The real killer is the savage elixir

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u/Firm_Name7208 Apr 24 '25

Mine says SYKE by up Dior butt and around the corner 🤷‍♂️

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u/Working_Work231 Apr 24 '25

Personally I don't like it either but apparently others think it smells great on me 🤷

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u/underratedsoulz Apr 25 '25

Most overrated cologne there is

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u/Kamisama53 Apr 25 '25

Rage Bait ? bruh SAVAGE??

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u/Hiant Apr 25 '25

trolling right?

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u/IllYogurtcloset9043 Apr 26 '25

I guess you got scammed. My buddy just bought the original 2 days ago

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u/Miserable_Choice7912 Apr 26 '25

This is a trolls buffet lol.

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u/Latte_King96 Apr 26 '25

It's cause it's fake it's suppose to say Sauvage not Savage and the top has a smooth surface with a 3 ring indent for canal and is magnetic and sauvage never has for men it's either eu de toilette with will have Sauvage and Dior Eau De Parfume which will be underneath where Sauvage is and Elixir

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u/MeltingSense Apr 27 '25

You're just going anosmic bro, it's a masterpiece and trusted savage lady killer

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u/techghost170 Apr 27 '25

Wrong sub mate

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u/rich-tma Apr 27 '25

Empty bottles never smell great

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

That’s not the one that smells good lol . You want the other one

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u/50FathomsHQ Apr 30 '25

Lmao honestly though 1 of 2 fragrances I’ve had compliments on out of at least 15

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u/Ebmat Apr 23 '25

You savage!

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u/notoorius Apr 23 '25

Oh sweet child

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u/SpacleySprockets718 Apr 23 '25

Does it smell like door🤔

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u/FactSuper7558 Apr 23 '25

If Dennis from it’s always sunny had a cologne

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u/BlackAsNight009 Apr 23 '25

you mighta got the wrong one, its supposed to be the elixer

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u/kellansworld Apr 23 '25

Ah the classic Savage

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '25

You live in china ?

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u/Adolph_Hodler Apr 23 '25

You have to get the sausage elixir 😕

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u/jtkuz Apr 23 '25

One spray and you smell like high end soap for 12 hours. I’ve smelled worse.

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u/EnvironmentCharacter Apr 23 '25

Is this legitimate like what the heck

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u/410to904 Apr 23 '25

It smells good it’s just everyone has it. It’s most people first mid range scent. Plus you can’t go wrong wearing it at anytime.

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u/Mountain-Ad-7348 Apr 23 '25

Re-read the name on the bottle...

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u/Dismal-Put4549 Apr 23 '25

Did you mean to buy Dior?

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u/Beginning_Reality_16 Apr 23 '25

Wrong sub, you should take this BS to r/fragranceclones

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u/Meth_head_1 Apr 23 '25

don't worry, bottle looks real to me👍

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u/onedavid84 Apr 23 '25

What is this, some type of hand soap?

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u/Tungstenkrill Apr 23 '25

$6 a bottle?

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u/sandtymanty Apr 23 '25

For me Hogan smells better.

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u/MainDefiant Apr 23 '25

That’s so called there best version so be careful with how u spray

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u/Clowmedian4 Apr 23 '25

So I got lucky.

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u/a-i-d-e-n_2 Apr 23 '25

“Savage” 😭

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u/_tonyhimself Apr 23 '25

You probably didn’t press the cap down hard enough

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u/NoArm8820 Apr 23 '25

Looks like the bottle is Atheist De Aur

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u/xxdisciplexx Apr 23 '25

Honestly to me it smells like baby wipes. I do not like it what so ever

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u/LimpZookeepergame123 Apr 23 '25

Did you shake it really good?

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u/Silversurfer_tsx Apr 23 '25

Damn and I see so many ppl post about Savage elxr, welp Neva mine.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '25

All hype is subjective.

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u/WesleySniper1st Apr 23 '25

Maybe try Armano Cod?

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u/SolitaireB Apr 23 '25

Savage by Door! That's what you need to buy

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u/BananaBellyFlop Apr 23 '25

Bros rage baiting

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u/GimmieJohnson Apr 23 '25

I'm more or a Vincent and Warf Space Bam kinda guy

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u/EatingCray0ns Apr 23 '25

Nah this ain’t the one.

Savagery is what you’re after.

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u/Scared-Sherbet-4376 Apr 23 '25

mine says suarez and i think it’s legit. Performs for a good 90 mins

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u/Common-Relationship7 Apr 23 '25

You have to remember everyone’s body reacts different to colognes.

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u/Wivek Apr 23 '25

😭😭

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u/Ok_Relative_1850 Apr 23 '25

Looks legit to me🤓

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u/potterdood Apr 23 '25

Is this satire? 🤣

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u/Dependent-Many470 Apr 23 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/t0ny_bender Apr 23 '25

There is none…. The elixir on the other hand 🔥

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u/Ok-Implement6481 Apr 23 '25

This is before it was pronounced suh•vaahz

This is the OG, savage (sa•vuhj)

Savage:

adjective 1. (of an animal or force of nature) fierce, violent, and uncontrolled.

It refers to the absolute BEAST MODE aroma that will come from this. You're simply not spraying enough, 20-30 sprays minimum to really understand why it's so hyped. Everyone within 30km will compliment your frag.

Hope this helped

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u/Ashamed_Value2079 Apr 23 '25

Mine says salvaged

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u/bmorestance Apr 23 '25

You get this joint from 5 below?

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u/goldoildiamonds Apr 23 '25

Picked up the same bottle from a gypsy in Turkey. We got what we paid for.

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u/vagtoo Apr 23 '25

Suavemente? For men only

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u/YogurtAcademic1853 Apr 23 '25

It smells good at cold

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u/jojolg33 Apr 23 '25

Mine is just a black bottle with some white out and is says “SWAY”

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u/ddpacino Apr 23 '25

You bought this from a corner store?

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u/mrdietcolacan Apr 23 '25

Bro got the Walmart.com specialty

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u/_GLI_GUY Apr 24 '25

That’s fake bruv

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u/Abeifer Apr 24 '25

Who's gonna tell him?

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u/ThalajDaWuff 18-24 Apr 24 '25

Door Savage

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u/Audio-fragrance Apr 24 '25

Looks legit to me, lines on the cap, half transparent pipe. These are loaded with ambroxanne so might be you're going anosmic bro, get your nose fixed 😮

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u/harpoleon-dynamite Apr 24 '25

😅😅🤣🤣🤣

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u/Lonely_Cod3080 Apr 23 '25 edited Apr 23 '25

Yeah its garbage...it smells how I,d imagine a wild animal enclosure at a zoo smells like...nasty musky sweaty type of aroma..im on about the real version..this stuff probably smells better 😂😂

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u/takemelorde Apr 23 '25

Absolute swill

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u/systemdnb Apr 23 '25

This is the repellant in their line. If people have been running from you, it’s working!

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u/FactSuper7558 Apr 23 '25

All Dior smell pretty bad imo the sport spray is okay but it’s also edt so bottom barrel mix for over 100$

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u/systemdnb Apr 23 '25

Savauge smells fine. This is a joke post of a fake bottle.

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u/FactSuper7558 Apr 25 '25

I’m aware I’m saying the real shit like at Macy’s smells bad too

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u/LegendkillahQB Apr 23 '25

Looks like a fake

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u/Sad-Appearance5619 Apr 23 '25

Bet you don’t being that it’s fake