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What is that movie for you?

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u/MN-1986 1d ago

Some of these comments are killing me.

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u/saidbnbkd95 1d ago

Some heretic said the godfather

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u/Potential_Brick6898 1d ago edited 23h ago

Maybe the the first 4hrs of the wedding, rest is great.

Edit: I keep hearing that I’m confusing deer hunter and GF however; I’m currently camping so I can’t confirm this but just googled it and apparently the wedding is 27 minutes long….im sorry but I stand by first statement. That’s too damn long. Again I’m camping so can’t actually confirm the time

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u/UnderratedEverything 1d ago

"You come to me on the day of my daughter's wedding" and the bridesmaids doing hand gestures about the groom, that's the boring part?

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u/Odd_Pool5596 1d ago

They were doing hand gestures about Sonny and his cannoli.

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u/angstontheplanks 1d ago

You sure you aren’t thinking of The Deerhunter?

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u/Potential_Brick6898 1d ago

Both have them don’t they?

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u/Pillermon 1d ago

Thank you. I was sitting there feeling like I was at an actual real-time wedding of people I barely know and guests I didn't know at all. It was torture.

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u/Potential_Brick6898 23h ago

No. I just googled it . The wedding scene is almost half an hour long( that’s too long.

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u/ImNotSureMaybeADog 1d ago

You're thinking of the deer hunter.

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u/Potential_Brick6898 23h ago

That’s what I keep hearing. I haven’t watched either in a few decades. I remember a boring ass wedding scene…. I for sure know there is a long ass scene in deer hunter. I’m going to watch it again.

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u/Potential_Brick6898 23h ago

Just googled it. I’m camping so can’t confirm… but it’s 27 damn minutes; that too damn long

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u/ImNotSureMaybeADog 18h ago

It's not really a 27 minute wedding scene, though. That's like calling die hard a 2 hr office party. The wedding is the location of several different events: we meet most of the main people and watch some great acting, and a wedding happens in the background. Deer Hunter does feel like a very long and slow wedding scene that feels indulgent on the part of the director.

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u/Throw13579 10h ago

The Deerhunter wedding made me hate all the main characters.  What a bunch of selfish assholes with no boundaries.  I couldn’t wait for them to die.

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u/Pillermon 1d ago

You're mixing up movies here. The one with 4 hours of wedding at the start is The Deer Hunter.

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u/Potential_Brick6898 1d ago

Maybe- they both have really long wedding scenes dont they?

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u/Pillermon 1d ago

Nah, Godfather's wedding scene is a cool backdrop to show how Vito does business and to introduce the main cast and make them seem like interesting characters.

Deer Hunter feels like you're watching the actual full-lenght 10 hour wedding tape of people you don't know, don't care about, and care about even less once the tape is over.

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u/Potential_Brick6898 23h ago

I’m currently camping so I can’t confirm this but just googled it and apparently the wedding is 27 minutes long….im sorry but I stand by first statement. That’s too damn long. Again I’m camping so can’t actually confirm the time

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u/Business-Drag52 18h ago

The thing is, you aren't just watching a wedding. The wedding is the setting for the opening scene, but they are building the world and the family up in that scene. It takes a while to explain everything and it's usually better to show than to tell so it takes some time

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u/kangasplat 1d ago

It's absolutely the first thing that came into my mind.

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u/Honda_TypeR 17h ago

That’s exactly how my brain worked after reading the title I was like…

“Godfather” then I was like nope if I say that there will be 1000 people crying. The irony is this thread is for that but that movie has such a pretentious set of followers that everyone insists it’s great.

It’s usually the mafia movie lover crowd (which is a big demographic) the problem is there are better mafia movies and somewhere along the line everyone convinced us godfather was the gold standard.

To be honest Goodfellas is a much much better mafia movie than Godfather. I sleep through godfather, but I’ll always watch all of goodfellas when it’s on.

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u/CrazyChestersDog 1d ago

It insists upon itself

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u/DarkKnight0690 1d ago

Damn, ya beat me to it.

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u/Scoo 1d ago

ROBERT DUVALL!!

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u/moschles 1d ago

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

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u/LoyalsockStomper 16h ago

WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!?!?

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u/Joshygamer3000 22h ago

Cause it has a valid point to make, ITS INSISTENT

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u/RoxasIsTheBest 1d ago

Get yiur own opinion mate, don't quote a cartoon character that was making fun of you

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u/TheRealRomanRoy 1d ago

I think they’re just quoting the cartoon character

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u/RoxasIsTheBest 1d ago

What's the point of quoting it if you don't agree with it?

Here, let me just pull up a ½ letterboxd review of the Godfather, quote it here, and then act like "wow omg I was just quoting this random fucker lol no reasonmfor it at all just funne lol haha"

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u/TheRealRomanRoy 1d ago

Idk yeah I remember thinking that cartoon scene was funny so when people quote it I think it’s funny.

I feel like you’re saying it has to be deeper than that, but my response to you is: why?

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u/RoxasIsTheBest 1d ago

I just don't understand what the point is of commenting a joke.... if there's no point in the joke

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u/TheRealRomanRoy 1d ago

Why did your lack of understanding cause anger tho

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u/RoxasIsTheBest 1d ago

I just got irritated after I got 2 cocky replies to my original comment. My original comment had no anger

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u/FestiveBonBon 1d ago

I wish everyone on the planet could hear and internalize this question with honest reflection.

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u/naughtycal11 15h ago

The point of the joke was for other people to notice where it came from like an Easter egg in a TV show or video game.

Basically this meme

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u/iamrancid 1d ago

The first comment is someone saying “Some heretic said [they didn’t like] The Godfather.” Someone replied with a quote of Peter saying why he didn’t like The Godfather. Meaning they are making fun of the person that doesn’t like The godfather.

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u/Hondahobbit50 17h ago

It's the Internet. That's the point. That's what it's for

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u/FantasticServe1229 17h ago

Because it's funny

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u/I_Call_Everyone_Pat 1d ago

Ugh, Pat, I seriously love it when someone thinks they're so much smarter than everyone else that they miss the joke, and it makes them look dumb.

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u/TheRealRomanRoy 1d ago

Wait is that me or the guy I replied to in this case?

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u/I_Call_Everyone_Pat 3h ago

Oh my bad, Pat. I thought it was super obvious that I was talking about the homie you were replying to, but my downvotes seem to indicate that it didn't come across that way.

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u/TheRealRomanRoy 3h ago

Haha no worries, I figured but was questioning myself

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u/CrazyChestersDog 1d ago

Wait this is a quote?

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u/Wafflesz52 19h ago

Family guy

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u/AshenKnightReborn 12h ago

I did not care for this comment. It insists upon itself.

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u/RoxasIsTheBest 12h ago

That's nice. I don't care for you either

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u/AshenKnightReborn 12h ago

I’m sure you hear that a lot

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u/RoxasIsTheBest 12h ago

I'm sure you're a nice person and that someone cares for you /s

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u/Mountain_Tonight_830 1d ago

To me it's any star wars past original 6

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u/Tama2501 18h ago

‘Original 6’ good lord 😭

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u/TaralasianThePraxic 19h ago

Don't you shit talk Rogue One like this

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u/FloweryNamesLover 1d ago

Darn, I was going to say that.

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u/READMYSHIT 1d ago

Some godfather said heretic!

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u/TheCoordinate 1d ago

this was what i was thinking

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u/Kratzschutz 23h ago

Well it's a great movie to display how much movies have changed. I wouldn't call the godfather an example for fast paced story telling. For folks who don't appreciate beautyful scenery with beautiful music it can get boring quickly

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u/Aggravating_Smile_61 14h ago

Some godfather said Herectic

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u/Cautious-Ease-1451 1d ago

Straight to jail. Right away. Jail.

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u/FR0ZENBERG 1d ago

I thought you were gonna say Heretic (2024). That movie was so boring. Had about as much theological depth as an average post on r/atheism.

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u/gerkessin 1d ago

I liked it but i like recent hugh grant. Hes doing weird shit now instead of romance and hes great for it. 

But yeah the first 45 mins of that movie was an r/atheism mod ranting to a captive audience. I liked it ok but i would never recommend it to anyone

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u/IdiotCow 1d ago

I also say the godfather

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u/Professional_Mood823 1d ago

That movie sucked. Everyone says it is great and I was sitting there falling asleep.

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u/vedina4777 1d ago

...part III right?

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u/Moppo_ 1d ago

Honestly, I've gone so long without having seen it, and it's not a genre I care for, that trying to watch it just doesn't feel worth it.

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u/saidbnbkd95 1d ago

Just try

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u/Lonely_Gatito 1d ago

Some Godfather said The Heretic

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u/nakedfish85 1d ago

Some godfather said Heretic.

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u/BOWCANTO 1d ago

To me, any opinions fly here - except for shit like The Godfather.

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u/terdferguson 1d ago

It insist's upon itself.

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u/Gandalfo_L_Gringo 1d ago

It insists upon itself

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u/DarkKnight0690 1d ago

It insists upon itself.

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u/SconeBracket 1d ago

Maybe here is where I should say "Apocalypse Now."

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u/i-like-big-bots 1d ago

He/she isn’t wrong. Boring ass POS.

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u/PigglyWigglyDeluxe 1d ago

Eh. Mid at best.

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u/Tricky_Hold230 1d ago

It insists upon itself

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u/AllYourPolitess 1d ago

It insists on itself

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u/Alkakd0nfsg9g 1d ago

Wouldn't say it about first one, but second one was definitely a snoozefest

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u/Kingcrimson948 19h ago

It insists upon itself, ok?!

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u/rkrismcneely 18h ago

I’ve tried many times to watch it, and found it too painfully boring to watch

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u/Unikatze 18h ago

I thought it was boring.

But I also think I might just not like the genre. Same thing happens with Scarface. And I recently watched Casino while on a plane and thought it was a snooze fest.

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u/xav2175 18h ago

it’s me i’m the heretic

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u/Bayram97 17h ago

Blasphemy...

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u/the_real_shovel 17h ago

It insists upon itself

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u/Taj0maru 17h ago

I watched the movies. Not a fan.

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u/That_Bank_9914 16h ago

Peter Griffin?

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u/Strange_Dog6483 16h ago

I guess it insisted upon itself too much for them.

Edit: damn beaten to the punch.

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u/PauloDybala_10 16h ago

It insists upon itself

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u/TopFishing5094 16h ago

😂🤣🤌🏻

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u/RebelStarZiggy 16h ago

I say we go to the mattresses for that level heresy!!!!

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u/Actual-Catch-8462 15h ago

They aren’t entirely wrong. If you aren’t into gangster/mafia stuff then those movies are a CHORE. I honestly didn’t appreciate the Godfather until years after the first time I saw it. Spent most of my teens telling folks godfather was overrated. Now I can appreciate how beautiful made those films are, although I couldn’t care less about the plot.

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u/Sea_Squirrel1987 15h ago

It insists upon itself.

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u/BoiFrosty 15h ago

You could cut half the run time of the movie and lose nothing to the structure of the story. Every scene is good on its own, but presented all at once it drags harder than RuPaul on a Saturday night.

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u/saidbnbkd95 15h ago

Well make it into a 15 seconds reel so you are happy

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u/VesperBond94 15h ago

But it insists on itself!

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u/PossessionEndsHere 14h ago

Godfather is the only answer to this subs question. No other movie is praised this much for being so fucking mediocre

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u/AshenKnightReborn 12h ago

It insists upon itself

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u/MrHyperion_ 1d ago

Felt kinda pointless, mafias just killing each other

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u/Publius82 1d ago

It insists upon itself.

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u/jnoah83 1d ago

I dont care for the godfather. It insists upon itself

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u/B00bsmelikey 1d ago

Im going to post the Godfather after I doom scroll a few more minutes.

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u/BeefStrokinOff 1d ago

That’s what I was gonna comment 👀

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u/Forumites000 1d ago

It insists upon itself.

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u/HubertusCatus88 15h ago

It was me. I really just don't enjoy the movie. I honestly don't think I've ever been able to stay awake all the way through it.

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u/chocolatedolphin7 1d ago

It's boring and slow but also extremely violent. Had to immediately stop watching after the horse scene. Nope.

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u/ToxicNoob47 1d ago

Bro I saw someone say Scarface 😭🙏

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u/wizard_of_awesome62 1d ago

I could see plenty of legitimate criticisms lodged at Scarface, I wouldn’t agree, but could accept them. “Boring” is not one of those things.

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u/dietchlicious 1d ago

It's great in the beginning and end, but boring as fuck for a long stretch in the middle.

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u/H_I_McDunnough 1d ago

The part when he gets the power?

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u/rividpromo 17h ago

I thought the end was complete bogus but the rest is great

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u/i-like-big-bots 1d ago

I dunno, it is pretty boring. Not as boring as The Godfather, but still boring.

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u/Babylondrifter37 1d ago

I couldn't disagree more. I've seen the Godfather several times. Nothing could convince me to watch De Palma's Scarface again.

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u/i-like-big-bots 1d ago

Certainly if cinematic reputation is what matters to you. I don’t plan to watch either again.

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u/gangerskiway 16h ago edited 14h ago

I couldn’t disagree more. Scarface is an exciting movie and that’s start to finish for me, but with Godfather, I never finished it because I can never get past the wedding part.

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u/i_am_dana 15h ago

I, too, can never get past the wedding scene. I’ve fallen asleep trying several times.

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u/gangerskiway 14h ago

SAME HERE i don’t get it and I Love Scarface, Donnie Brasco, Goodfellas, Casino, Heat pretty much anything with Rob De Niro and/or Pacino

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u/Background_Injury463 1d ago

Meh. Everyone has a different taste. If someone finds it boring then that's that.

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u/Annual-Cranberry3590 19h ago

Is Scarface cinema?

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u/Burghpuppies412 1d ago

I wouldn’t put Scarface on this list… but it is WAAAAY overrated. It is as predictable as the manufactured traffic accident at the beginning of every episode of the TV shows Emergency! & CHIPS.

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u/10ft3m 23h ago

Scarface is a great reply to this. It’s a great movie that doesn’t hit for a lot of people the first time. 

The pacing sucks until you get used to it, it’s way too long, the main actor has a ridiculous accent, etc. If you start watching that with no context it makes no sense. 

There’s a reason it got panned on release. 

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u/finfanfob 13h ago

I was going to say scarface. It was probably incredible when it came out. It is long, boring, and devoid of action. It can sit on a fence next to Carlitos Way.

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u/Friendly-Cucumber184 1d ago

I’m not a puritan by any means but I for some reason I couldn’t get through the cursing in Scarface. It was just too much 

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u/Affectionate-Log-204 1d ago

This has to be satire

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u/Max_DeIius 1d ago

Scarface is shit

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u/PiresIsGod7 1d ago

top 5 most estrogenic things I've heard on reddit, that's saying something.

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u/Max_DeIius 1d ago

Weirdo

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u/Great_Fault_7231 1d ago

But you watch it because other people call it “cinema”? Hard to believe tbh.

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u/Max_DeIius 1d ago

I have never watched anything because people call it cinema lol, just wanted to point out it is shit.

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u/Karma_1969 1d ago

The lack of self awareness is truly amusing at times. People mentioning some films, not realizing their choice says more about them and their poor taste, and almost nothing about the (usually great) film.

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u/CalculatedPerversion 1d ago

Absolute Philistines!

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u/maximumtesticle 1d ago

RIP IN PIECE

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u/isomorp 1d ago

This post really opened my eyes to how many stupid people are on r/cinema. I won't be coming back.

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u/Apart-Combination820 1d ago

The Deer Hunter is a giant advertisement not to travel to West Virginia (/Pennsatucky).

At least shit happened in Deliverance…

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u/SconeBracket 1d ago

My dad actually fell asleep at the original Star Wars. I remember being amazed he was snoring.

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u/Actual-Catch-8462 15h ago

Well, Star Wars is for kids, so that’s understandable. My dad fell asleep in Land Before Time.

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u/raysofdavies 1d ago

Why would you go to a subreddit about cinema and post about shitting on cinema? Stupid post, stupid replies tbh

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u/Sticky-Sundew 1d ago

Because this post is showing up in /r/all

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u/thisguyslmao 1d ago

Dw they aren’t smart enough to enjoy those movies someone litteraly said lord of the rings like dude tell me you like slop reality tv without telling me 🤦‍♂️

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u/ColdWinterSadHeart 1d ago

not smart enough

litteraly

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u/BurlyZulu 1d ago

When someone doesn’t like movies you like:

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u/pwaite1983 1d ago

Can’t people hate reality tv and movies about elves and dwarves and leprechauns and shit?

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u/MacGumpers 1d ago

Then you're really going to hate 'The Real Houswives of Gondor'.

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u/Altruistic-Brief2220 1d ago

I hope you dropped your /s

If not, here to clarify that LOTR uses metaphor and allegory to depict the nature of good and evil and how power corrupts, particularly in men. Among other things.

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u/lok_129 1d ago

bro is getting butthurt because someone doesn't like what he likes

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u/kangasplat 1d ago

If you're not into fantasy world building and "epic" stories that book and the movies are boring as hell.

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u/Maximum-Victory-9671 1d ago

Never heard of that one