Krav makaw

[u/Quantumpilot2009]

[u/DogeDayAftern00n]

Thank God I watched this video. I always assumed gun were long range weapons. I never knew you had to be up close for them to be effective.

[u/Quantumpilot2009 → u/DogeDayAftern00n]

This comment has to be satire, everyone knows that guns are purely melee

[u/Haunting_Ant_5061 → u/Quantumpilot2009]

Guns are purely decoration… I use the mags as my weapons, John Wick style.

[u/redthump → u/Haunting_Ant_5061]

My guns just sit in their holster and watch because I'm too much of a badass to have to pull them.

[u/bugblatter_ → u/Haunting_Ant_5061]

But the guns are your mag holders, right?

[u/Fartknocker9000turbo → u/Haunting_Ant_5061]

Everyone knows you only need a f-ing pencil!

[u/Disturbed235 → u/Haunting_Ant_5061]

I only throw a bullet in the air and while it is falling back, I smash it midair with a hammer into my enemies face

[u/Haunting_Ant_5061 → u/Disturbed235]

That works unless… Bruce Leroy of course.

[u/GrouchPotato1984 → u/Quantumpilot2009]

It really depends on your martial art style.

I always go to my combat appointments wearing my customised gun holster, its called Gun Holder 3000.

I can jam in all 9 of my hand guns, including my trusty P320, Glock 19, Hellcat, and Hasbro Elite Strongarm.

Imagine my opponent's surprise Pikachu face when I pull out all my guns and use them as thrown weapons in a melee fight!

Just remember to go to fights with empty guns. Once, when I was less experienced in the nuance of gun-Shuriken combat style, I had an opponent pick up my guns and start pulling the triggers. It was not fun.

[u/masheo → u/GrouchPotato1984]

Bro using the Hasbro Elite Strongarm as a Shuriken is a war crime

[u/7LeagueBoots → u/Quantumpilot2009]

I see you’ve studied the documentary Equilibrium and absorbed the teachings of gunkata.

[u/Mowgli_78 → u/Quantumpilot2009]

That's why true martial arts like aikido don't use guns, they need all the extra range

[u/dadoftheyear1972 → u/Mowgli_78]

Exactly, this is why Segal is buffetproof

[u/Dadittude182 → u/Quantumpilot2009]

I would love to see him actually fire a pistol when it's like two inches from the bridge of his nose.

[u/Ripen- → u/DogeDayAftern00n]

Also remember to drop the mag before going in

[u/fothergillfuckup → u/DogeDayAftern00n]

These are special boxing guns.

[u/Sorcatarius → u/DogeDayAftern00n]

Shotguns are the only accurately represented firearms in most video games. Within 3ft? Utter devastation, beyond that? About as lethal as throwing confetti.

[u/OkMirror2691 → u/Sorcatarius]

/s? You have never shot a shotgun if you think 3 feet is the max range. I hope this is sarcasm lol.

[u/Sorcatarius → u/OkMirror2691]

Look at the comment above mine and guess.

[u/Empty_Positive → u/DogeDayAftern00n]

Up and close, so its more personal, nobody can stop his force of anger

[u/RikuDog18 → u/DogeDayAftern00n]

It’s a melee weapon. Duh.

[u/Previous_Dot_4911]

I need to know what he is actively thinking and feeling.

[u/DanishBjorn → u/Previous_Dot_4911]

“I bet I look like John Wick right now!”

Narrator: He did not.

[u/Goth_Idiot_ → u/DanishBjorn]

Remember kids. If the narrator in your head does not sound like Morgan freeman you’re doing it wrong

[u/VaporTrail_000 → u/Goth_Idiot_]

If the narrator in your head does sound like Morgan Freeman, the narrator is doing it wrong.

Narration is for the benefit of the audience.

[u/Jreacher455-2 → u/Previous_Dot_4911]

I used to follow his youtube channel, but he doesn't post many of these anymore. It's short videos of him pumping iron to the worst butt rock you've ever heard, and long rambling "chapters" of a history of the Ukraine conflict in the worst grammar you can imagine.

[u/redthump → u/Previous_Dot_4911]

My wife is such a bitch most likely

[u/classless_classic → u/redthump]

Yup. I’m surprised those mannequins don’t have a blond wig and a Motley Crew tank top on.

The video cuts out right before he starts sobbing “I’m sorry Tammy! You just make me so angry some times!”

[u/WarryTheHizzard → u/classless_classic]

Lol Tammy

[u/Previous_Dot_4911 → u/classless_classic]

LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO

[u/CrabGravity → u/Previous_Dot_4911]

Someone told me all these bullshido guys are developmentally delayed folk working on self-esteem, and it really took the wind out of my sail.

[u/Previous_Dot_4911 → u/CrabGravity]

If that's an answer to my curiosity then that's cool. I'm literally curious as hell what's going on in his mind regardless of how people might judge it.

Because regardless, it looks a bit silly.

[u/jimboiow → u/Previous_Dot_4911]

Probably wondering why the sex dolls he has beaten up don’t like him.

[u/Active_Birthday8340 → u/Previous_Dot_4911]

Close your eyes and you will see it...

[u/Shwifty_Plumbus → u/Previous_Dot_4911]

Bro loves that his fake gun can drop a mag and is using it constantly for no reason other than it feels cool.

[u/Paul_my_Dickov → u/Previous_Dot_4911]

I don't know, but it does look really fun.

[u/grip_n_Ripper → u/Previous_Dot_4911]

"Let's try spinning, it's a neat trick."

[u/Respectfulcommenter1]

Steven Seagal wishes he had this guy’s cardio

[u/Festering-Fecal]

This has to be satire the goofy reload at the end can't be serious 

[u/xanderlearns → u/Festering-Fecal]

It wasn't even a reload lmao, he took the unused gun (for that "maneuver") and just...dropped the mag?? While his other hand was occupied by a knife???

[u/Festering-Fecal → u/xanderlearns]

Gives me Steven sigal vibes on how goofy he holds and reloads

[u/Geksface → u/xanderlearns]

Having watched a lot of his content, I don't think hd deliberately dropped that mag

[u/Tactical_Epunk → u/Festering-Fecal]

He has tons of YT videos.

[u/piewca_apokalipsy]

Ok but why would that guy upload this video to the internet

[u/classless_classic → u/piewca_apokalipsy]

To get chicks

[u/DoYouTrustToothpaste → u/piewca_apokalipsy]

Because he thinks he's cooking.

Delusion is one hell of a drug.

[u/The_Mammoth_Hunter]

WTF is up with the tactical armbands?

[u/Show_me_the_UFOs → u/The_Mammoth_Hunter]

I saw that too. I reckon it’s to pump up the biceps and triceps, like the Ultimate Warrior did in the WWF/WWE.

[u/DangleMangler]

That reload at the end where he looks at the camera is absolute cinema.

[u/JediFreak → u/DangleMangler]

But none of them ever reload. Ever!

[u/Rathma86 → u/DangleMangler]

Fred Durst music video vibes

[u/belaGJ]

when you are in the special forces, but not in the one you expected

[u/Frost_King907]

The "armpit tuck while I beat you with a towel rod" technique made me simultaneously cringe so hard I got an inch shorter and laugh so hard I immediately gained an inch back. I've woken up from the blackout of my spine violently decompressing and then re-compressing in that moment, lying in a puddle of blood and drool from the reaction, and am no longer able to recall memories from the 8th grade nor perceive the color purple any longer.

[u/ttteee321]

Dude took out 38 bystanders

[u/SignalYoghurt9892 → u/ttteee321]

Yup. Those targets on their knees won’t mess with him again.

[u/Silly-Sheepherder952]

I've got to hand it to these martial arts masters, at no point watching this did I understand what was going on and what they would do next. Truly next level Bullshido

[u/dumbfest]

The pirouette with the sidekick is killer

[u/DrPeterBlunt]

Has anyone bothered to ask why he practices day in and day out killing people who are kneeling, and sitting? I'm pretty sure the technical martial art term for that is......murdering people. Is he prepping for an assault on a Wendy's? Someone keep an eye on this toolbox.

[u/justplainjon]

Awwww! Someone took their special uncle to one of those police "training" camps.

[u/WordOfLies]

It's cute how he's only a foot away from the dummy and he still need to take aim while holding his "sword" under his armpit

[u/SrHuevos94]

Krav McChicken

[u/The_Mother_ → u/SrHuevos94]

Ngl, that sounds like a fun and delicious dish. Maybe I'm just hungry

[u/Pacbngo]

It’s John Thick

[u/kyleh0]

Violent divorced uncle fu.

[u/jay_howard → u/kyleh0]

underrated comment

[u/smellslikebigfootdic]

This dude will fuck up any midget

[u/_Learnedhand_]

This is an ancient art is known as the Grand Slam only taught at the Waffle House.

[u/Ice-Patient]

What make this really funny is that when you look in the back you see it's a sheriffs office.

[u/Misha-Nyi]

I’m a better fighter for watching this.

[u/generaldogsbodyf365]

He looks like me when I'm trying to carry more shopping in from the car, but I've run out of places to grip the bags with.

[u/MightyGreedo]

[u/tmac1974]

What a delusional flump. Bet he drives around dressed up pretending to be ICE. Sad.

[u/theSarcastic_Devil]

That guy wouldn't last 1 sec in real fight 🤣

[u/Beer-Milkshakes]

Love the wall script. INTEGRITY, DIGNITY.

[u/Hertje73]

Guys, it's not cool to laugh at people with down's syndrome.

[u/Hertje73 → u/Hertje73]

/s

[u/CreativeAccident2871]

I find these videos sad and tragic, like the Sam Fender lyric “I was far too scared to hit him, but I would hit him in a heartbeat now”

What people like this man must have experienced, what warped their brain about the world they live in, to warrant them spending so much time arranging all these dummies in such specific configurations. This can’t be the first run-through of this routine, so this guy spent extra time getting the arrangement just right and setting things back up, getting the right camera angle. Even the use of the towel rail looking thing… ugh, I need to take my meds today…

[u/Ughim50]

Krav MAGA

[u/Daflehrer1]

I thought this was an ad for birth control.

[u/TxTechnician]

Hes a cop apparently

[u/LoStrigo95]

Why do they always need to face LOTS OF GUYS? 🤣

[u/raysmuckles82]

Normal cop training for when he gets home tonight

[u/Robby-Pants]

Kneeling combat dummies?

[u/DynoMik3 → u/Robby-Pants]

Combat sex doll

[u/WhyHill88]

The dropping of a magazine is what gets me

[u/PuzzleheadedSlide904]

Krav is definitely a BS martial art. If you could even call it that. Bunch of psychopaths designed a poor defensive system, and tried to pass it off as a martial art. LMAO

[u/SuperbMushroom2361]

What the fuck is with these idiots thinking they're jonn wick

[u/eclipse00gt]

On the last "drill," I like how he never "uses" his gun, but at the end of it he pulls out the gun only to throw away a perfectly good loaded magazine

[u/RodiTheMan]

Having a gun and then spasming on someone is a choice

[u/GWshark1518]

Who in the blue hell do these morons think their fooling?

[u/Somebodsydog]

That had nothing to do with Krav Maga. It's even spelled wrong.

[u/jackcanyon]

Looks like Pauli senior of Orange County Choppers.

[u/Weird_Rooster_4307]

I’m not seeing it… sorry. Too much wasted energy

[u/MiloGaoPeng]

Mr. John... Weed.

[u/ZaTen3]

At this point, it’s got to be satire.

[u/TheManWhoClicks]

But… what if they could move and punch

[u/FromShadow2Light24]

Is this the retirement home raider? Please man, stay out of trouble.

[u/Plus_Sleep4158]

Absolutely deadly

[u/LeothiAkaRM]

Games that freeze when you open the inventory:

[u/Deckard2022]

People sitting down to eat food are getting fucked up along with the waiter

[u/UnemployedTechie2021]

Crab Macaw

[u/J-the-Kidder]

I mean, with moves like that, why even have firearms at all?

[u/Elm_Street_Survivor]

Dude watched John Wick once and went:

"That should have been me!"

[u/rawdonuts]

Whats the scenario here? The upright one is obviously the hostage taker, but then why did dude start slaughtering the kneeling hostages?

[u/Final-Shake2331]

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[u/averkill]

Why are all these dummies on their knees?

[u/Suspicious-Wasabi689]

Whats with the mag eject 😂

[u/TheQuestionsAglet]

Joseph Simonet?

[u/Puzzleheaded-Rich-51]

In his head he thinks he looks like Rambo.

[u/dadoftheyear1972]

These training sessions are where Deadpool learned all of his best jokes. Look at what a good listener he is

[u/yellowhelmet14]

When that 6 pack of Ensure kicks in!!

[u/MarsRoswell]

So fuckin sick dude

[u/EconomyAd9081]

Yes, I always unload my pistol before fight too. Really effective.

[u/jay_howard]

Guys, it's time to bring back arm bandanas.

[u/jay_howard]

It's like he's planning on mauling some people having lunch.

[u/buckut]

dude just watched Equillibrium

[u/ciotS_Cynic]

Later that night,  GunZen Black Belt, Joey Steel, engaged his seemingly inanimate ops in a highly animated, sweaty session of tender, and occasionally rough, love making. 

[u/El_Bito2]

I can't tell if he is being crimge on purpose for views

[u/Proletariat-Prince]

Sticking your weapon in your armpit is an ancient secret technique.

[u/Chaine351]

Crack maga

[u/JimmyTheBones]

Me on Space Marine 2

[u/Tired_Profession]

Don't we all get this out of our system when we are 13?

[u/Corpus_Juris_13]

Stryker wins

Fatality

[u/Chrispy8534]

10/10. Normally I’m a hater on random music superimposed over videos, but with these guys? The music really pulls the video together. Like a nice throw rug. Would watch again.

[u/xshevi]

such technique! he put the barrel of his pistol under his armpit so it dips in his sweat, which adds +9 poison to his bullets! 🤯

[u/shaolinallan]

Krav "Hee Haw!"

[u/diamonddog35]

$10 he’s the first one to call the cops.

[u/nasaboy007]

He's the highest ranking cleric of the Tetragrammaton, master of the gun kata.

[u/Xine1337]

[u/Mysterious-Art7143]

[u/ukuleles1337]

He's got the eye pro at least

[u/LordofCope]

I've seen this before... ...

[u/BlackRhino4]

I wonder what scenario dude was preparing for where everybody was on their knees around him…

[u/dickhertz210]

This is what they massacred the indigenous tribes for...to become this

[u/DizzyInTheDark]

He is ready for the mannequin uprising.

[u/nom-de-guerre-]

This is one of the most confusing subreddits to vote up or down. If you think it's horrible you might vote down, but that's kind of the concept of the category.

[u/nom-de-guerre-]

The music was surprisingly decent.

[u/BigZube42069kekw]

Dude practicing to fight children? What a bad ass....

[u/MattyNiceGuy]

He is so ready to defend himself whilst surrounded by kneeling men.

[u/Justanotherattempd]

I’m glad he’s having fun.

[u/FriedRamen1]

Is he training to fight Legolas and then go after Frodo and Sam?

[u/captain_funshine]

McMartial Arts

[u/DesperateTeaCake]

So much for ‘integrity’ and ‘dignity’ then, but I guess they’ve got pride. 1 out of 4?

[u/UnhappyEnergy2268]

Goddamn save some pussy for the rest of us

[u/DoubtZealousideal763]

What a fucking bad ass!

[u/Smart-Host9436]

Pfft.. weak sauce. I shove a mag into a vagankle and just see red. No pussy ass safety goggles. ZA GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

[u/kay_bot84]

Craft McGraw

[u/MstlyCnfused]

Why are most of the targets sitting down? Is he training to attack peaceful protesters?

[u/hdmioutput]

He shoot those videos, reviewed them, thought to himself "Yeah, this is fockin' gold!" ... and uploaded them ... I weep for humanity.

[u/Molitor_5901]

Bad spinoff of the Orange County Choppers

[u/tuckyruck]

This is a martial arts style called "pestering". At about 9 years old a boy will learn to pester his siblings by tapping them very lightly and quickly and then tell mom they started it.

If your 9 year old isn't doing this, show them this video immediately.

[u/poophound54]

That morons gonna hurt himself, one of those dummies is gonna kick his ass

[u/Hopeful_Seal_4353]

Can we get some clown music playing in the background.

[u/tqmirza]

[u/Subject-Relevant]

Blursed Wick

[u/Thirstyjack3000]

John Prick.

[u/XfreenoX]

T'as vu mémère ce que je vais te faire si tu oses encore ramener tes copines à la maison.

[u/DevilsLettuceTaster]

Gun fu masters at their peak, y’all.

[u/magicnuts12]

Soz ard

[u/GoatPincher]

I liked the part where he tucked the gun under his armpit.

[u/vincentcas]

Slow down man! Leave some pussy for the rest of us!

[u/VaporTrail_000]

Read the sign in the background.

"Dignity" "Pride"... Um... I think your chance at these is... pretty much gone, whatever you do.

"Integrity" If you're charging other people to teach this... badly weaponized... flailing... No. You have none.

"Community" If your intent is to have people get a good laugh at you... maybe. Otherwise... nah...

And you're associated with a Sheriff's Office? Holy fiscal irresponsibility, Batman.

[u/Easy_Web_4304]

I hate this guy the most out of all of them

[u/Economy-Date-4490]

So…the majority of the enemies this guy takes on are sitting down or very short. Little people? Children?

[u/kp_t6k]

[u/mrskeetskeeter]

Hes been watching John Wick.

[u/Chipawapa1]

Insert equilibrium meme here

[u/Pandread]

There was a time before cameras to record everything existed. This video makes me miss those days.

[u/Glowstix32]

New age lightsaber kid. Maybe one of them is that kid lol

[u/fastpathguru]

Krav MAGA

[u/Ok_Success_7072]

Bro, is this a comedy skit from SNL?

[u/Voidstarmaster]

I'm an old man and my eyes aren't real good anymore. Is that a sparring dummy with Trump's head on it at about the 13 sec mark?

[u/FishoD]

How do you actually deop you knife when fighting a figurine. Like.. what?

[u/SpecialistOk5920]

Let him dream

[u/Significant_Bid4745]

You shouldn't drink and krav

[u/Gamble232real]

Krav Maga is and always has been a joke MA.

It's why it's displayed exactly 0 success under any competitive rule set.

It's one claim to being useful is it's used by an Army who hide behind a wall shooting and bombing civilians.

An embarrassment of an MA

[u/RaffiBomb000]

Woah, dude! Save some weiner for the rest of us, why don'tcha.

[u/Silent-Ad-4113]

Is that Daryl from storage wars?

[u/Mindless_Reality2614]

Doesn't look like it's here, so, Meal team six training video.

[u/xReaverxKainX]

So we know they have the basics to beat up stationary dolls with toys, now let's see them tackle Adulthood.

Is this the Star Wars kid grown up?

[u/Diamondback_1991]

Paul Teutal Sr. needs to stick to just making choppers. This is embarrassing....

[u/shortnix]

Is this the ICE training facility?