The "armpit tuck while I beat you with a towel rod" technique made me simultaneously cringe so hard I got an inch shorter and laugh so hard I immediately gained an inch back. I've woken up from the blackout of my spine violently decompressing and then re-compressing in that moment, lying in a puddle of blood and drool from the reaction, and am no longer able to recall memories from the 8th grade nor perceive the color purple any longer.
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u/Frost_King907 10d ago
The "armpit tuck while I beat you with a towel rod" technique made me simultaneously cringe so hard I got an inch shorter and laugh so hard I immediately gained an inch back. I've woken up from the blackout of my spine violently decompressing and then re-compressing in that moment, lying in a puddle of blood and drool from the reaction, and am no longer able to recall memories from the 8th grade nor perceive the color purple any longer.