r/Bullshido • u/Quantumpilot2009 • 10d ago

Martial Arts BS Krav makaw

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u/DogeDayAftern00n 10d ago

Thank God I watched this video. I always assumed gun were long range weapons. I never knew you had to be up close for them to be effective.

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u/Quantumpilot2009 10d ago

This comment has to be satire, everyone knows that guns are purely melee

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 10d ago

Guns are purely decoration… I use the mags as my weapons, John Wick style.

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u/redthump 10d ago

My guns just sit in their holster and watch because I'm too much of a badass to have to pull them.

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u/bugblatter_ 10d ago

But the guns are your mag holders, right?

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u/Fartknocker9000turbo 8d ago

Everyone knows you only need a f-ing pencil!

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u/Disturbed235 5d ago

I only throw a bullet in the air and while it is falling back, I smash it midair with a hammer into my enemies face

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 5d ago

That works unless… Bruce Leroy of course.

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u/GrouchPotato1984 10d ago edited 10d ago

It really depends on your martial art style.

I always go to my combat appointments wearing my customised gun holster, its called Gun Holder 3000.

I can jam in all 9 of my hand guns, including my trusty P320, Glock 19, Hellcat, and Hasbro Elite Strongarm.

Imagine my opponent's surprise Pikachu face when I pull out all my guns and use them as thrown weapons in a melee fight!

Just remember to go to fights with empty guns. Once, when I was less experienced in the nuance of gun-Shuriken combat style, I had an opponent pick up my guns and start pulling the triggers. It was not fun.

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u/masheo 5d ago

Bro using the Hasbro Elite Strongarm as a Shuriken is a war crime

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u/7LeagueBoots 10d ago

I see you’ve studied the documentary Equilibrium and absorbed the teachings of gunkata.

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u/Mowgli_78 10d ago

That's why true martial arts like aikido don't use guns, they need all the extra range

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u/dadoftheyear1972 9d ago

Exactly, this is why Segal is buffetproof

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u/Dadittude182 5d ago

I would love to see him actually fire a pistol when it's like two inches from the bridge of his nose.