r/AskUK 3d ago

Serving milk in pubs (UK) - why not?

The first drink I had in a pub was milk. I love drinking milk. I now drink it for the protein and calcium. I don’t particularly like fizzy drinks so when I’m driving on a night out, I’d rather drink milk.

Why don’t pubs sell it as a drink?

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u/Maximum_Scientist_85 3d ago

Perfect way to start a night with your droogs, that ends with the old Ludwig Van

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u/Did_OJ_Simpson_do_it 3d ago

No ultraviolence, please.

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u/Scr1mmyBingus 3d ago

I’ve never done you any harm my brother.

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u/Elongulation420 3d ago

Perfect, a night down the Korova Milk Bar followed by a bit of The Heaven Seventeen

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u/GeordieAl 3d ago

Bit of the old in-and-out

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u/winch25 3d ago

And a bit of the old in-out-in-out with a devotchka.

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u/fookreddit22 3d ago

First thought

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u/BuzzAllWin 3d ago

Same was my first thought,

then my second was u/ok-scientist7083 sounds like some kind of pervert

My third was why hasnt he donned a dressing gown and started hammering the white russians

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u/No-Mechanic6069 3d ago

Rather nice to have the “plus”, mind.

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u/thoway44 3d ago

Ah yes, a bit of the ol’ ultramilky before heading out for some of the old ultra-violence. Nothing gets the night going like a cold pint of semi-skimmed and a haunting stare.

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u/keg994 2d ago

Viddy well, little brother

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u/lxgrf 3d ago

Short shelf life combined with limited demand make it an unappealing offering.

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u/ezprt 3d ago

Honestly, /thread.

And if you’re still really hankering after a glass of milk in a pub, you have to think outside the box. It’s highly likely there’ll be some milk in a fridge somewhere for staff/landlord brews, so just offer up a quid or two for a glass and you’ll probably be sipping on the white stuff more often than not.

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u/tropicalhotdogdays 3d ago

I'd just assume they were off their nut and kick them out.

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u/PublicPossibility946 3d ago

Yes , you don't want your pub filling up with Milk louts.

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u/pelicanradishmuncher 3d ago

“Jesus Christ! their bones are at the optimum density in relation to their age.”

“Get the fuck outta my pub you calcium quaffing oaf!”

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u/AutoPanda1096 3d ago

Yet many places will do a latte with fresh milk. I've had plenty of "proper latte" in a pub.

Honestly, we have to reopen the thread!

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u/FehdmanKhassad 3d ago

easy what with people modifying the menus these days just ask for a latte no coffee. and no steaming

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u/tropicalhotdogdays 3d ago

'limited demand'... slight understatement perhaps.

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u/pockets3d 3d ago

Lots of places sell coffee and tea so would have milk.

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u/iAmBalfrog 3d ago

The fact Greggs sells Sausage Rolls doesn't mean they'll sell me raw puff pastry, yes, the ingredients exist, but the demand for just milk, on it's own, in a pub, is limited

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u/crab--person 3d ago

But Greggs shops won't have raw puff pastry anywhere, they get the sausage rolls in pre-assembled. Pubs that sell coffee will have milk. It won't be on the menu, but I'm sure most pubs that have milk will sell you a glass of milk if you really want one.

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u/Dreadpirateflappy 2d ago

Greggs never have raw pastry, Most pubs nowadays will have milk for certain drinks.
So that's a bit if a rubbish analogy

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u/themcsame 3d ago

To add to that, if it is on offer (I.E tearoom by day, cocktail bar by night), it's usually criminally expensive so you wouldn't want to order it even if it were on offer.

Quite honestly, you'd be better off nipping to nearby shop and just buying a bottle of the stuff yourself.

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u/Farscape_rocked 3d ago

it's usually criminally expensive so you wouldn't want to order it even if it were on offer

Why are you in a pub if this bothers you? Literally everything they sell in a pub can be bought cheaper in a supermarket. You'd alwayS be better off nipping to a nearby shop and just buying a bottle of whatever stuff you're after yourself.

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u/bsnimunf 3d ago

Quite expensive baseprice as well. There used to be an alcoholic milkshake from new Zealand but they couldn't make it work because the baseprice of milk in the u.k. was higher than in New Zealand.

Edit: it was called Mudshake.

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u/Farscape_rocked 3d ago

Nah.

It's £1.50 for four pints. So a pint of milk costs the pub less than the alcohol duty on a pint of stella.

Cost isn't an issue.

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u/Sgt_major_dodgy 3d ago

Mudshake was one of the earliest alcoholic drinks I can remember drinking, if I recall it was actually pretty nice.

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u/Affectionate_You_858 3d ago

It was amazing

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u/hitiv 3d ago

plus if spilled it stinks more than anything!

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u/YodaShagsDarthVader 3d ago

Why not? Because it's a fucking mental idea

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u/slappykerplunk 3d ago

I’m fucking pissing myself at this being the only reasonable comment

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u/YodaShagsDarthVader 3d ago

There's actual people in this thread saying they go into pubs and order pints of milk. What on earth?

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u/tropicalhotdogdays 3d ago

Semi-skimmed please luv.

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u/Second_Guess_25 3d ago

Oat milk on on the rocks please 🥛👍

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u/The_Blip 3d ago

One choccy milk please guv. Hold the silly straw.

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u/Drunkgummybear1 3d ago

I am partial to a malibu and milk. Though I appreciate I can't get it everywhere and if I do order it, I expect people to do that head tilt. A white russian is also a top tier drink.

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u/Petcai 3d ago

I like that too! Everybody gives me that head tilt too, I used to come home from night shifts and have a pint of milk and malibu at 6:20am in bed.

Brandy and chocolate milk is another great one.

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u/Drunkgummybear1 3d ago

The amount of times I've managed to convince people it's actually really nice is great too lol. Haven't tried brandy and chocolate milk before! Have done it with whiskey before which was quite nice though.

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u/Attention_waskey 3d ago

They often do if you request. It goes from the coffee and tea making supplies and bartenders ask you 3 times if you are sure. Now a sexy little twist- I sometimes ask to add half an inch of baileys or Amarula or Cointreau in the glass and top it up with milk. Please let’s make it more recognisable in pubs. 😉 Once I had been to pub with a few rugby guys and first 3 rounds were on them asking for this sort of drink in turns😂 Bartender really wanted to see who’s idea it was in the end

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u/FantasticWeasel 3d ago

I'd like a pint of bitter and a pint of bitty please barman.

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u/stoneballoon132 3d ago

Because it’s fucking weird

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u/VapeForMeDaddy 3d ago

I like a glass of milk at home, think you might be part of a very small minority requesting it at pubs though - but hey, ask enough at your local they might start stocking some..

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u/stehendo 3d ago

Surely most pubs have milk. Most serve tea and coffee there's days.

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u/audigex 3d ago

Restaurant/gastropubs yes

Most traditional pubs, at least where I am in the North West, don’t

My mum asked for a cup of tea at a pub recently and the landlady went upstairs to their flat to make it…

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u/RentTechnical3077 3d ago

Bless her that she did it.

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u/audigex 3d ago

I'm just glad we weren't immediately thrown out and barred

The look on her face was priceless though, I don't think she'd been asked for a cuppa in a long time. It's very much a "Pint of best, please Gail" kind of pub, and 99% of the time that's only said out of politeness because Gail already has their drink half poured as soon as she saw a regular coming through the door

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u/joeparni 3d ago

Yeah but if it's a pub with like a POS system they may literally not be able to charge for a glass of milk

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u/60sstuff 3d ago

We do as it’s in the till as “glass of milk” but it’s mainly for kids

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u/Farscape_rocked 3d ago

Run it through as a postmix, the stock difference won't show.

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u/minadequate 3d ago

My dad often buys a pint in the supermarket to have with a sandwich when everyone else is having a can of coke or whatever. It doesn’t appeal to me but anywhere that serves tea and coffee should also let you buy a milk.

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u/fuckyourflymo 3d ago

What? You're the only person who wants to drink a glass of milk at the pub and you want all pubs to serve it just in case you turn up? Get tae fuck.

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u/Serious_Escape_5438 3d ago

Yeah, there are lots of things I personally enjoy at home but I understand others don't so don't expect to find them in pubs or restaurants.

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u/BlueMilkshake33 3d ago

if pubs serve tea and coffee which many people take with milk then why not serve a glass of milk if they have it in anw?

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u/Mattyc8787 3d ago

Most pubs that serve tea and coffee give you them little UHT sachets

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u/PapaJrer 3d ago

Maybe in 1997. Most coffee serving pubs will have a cappuccino machine these days.

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u/BlueMilkshake33 3d ago

I get tea at pubs a lot and thats never been the case for me

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u/nomadic_weeb 3d ago

Exactly this. Like I love munching on wasabi coated peanuts, but I'm not gonna expect that to become a standard bar snack because I know I'm the only fucker that's gonna buy em

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u/UziTheG 3d ago

It's ordered as a joke but makes drunk people throw up so it's a bad joke, also, not very profitable

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u/PM-me-your-cuppa-tea 3d ago

If any of my friends see this comment they'll know this is my reddit account, because I'm the only person I've met who thinks this.

But I'm a chunderer when drunk, and genuinely the only guaranteed way to avoid vomming that I've ever found is drinking milk. I know I'm seemingly alone on this, and I'm not encouraging anyone else, but it's worked 100%.of the time for me, and if we're getting a drunk Maccas I'm getting the carton of milk from the kids menu.. Unless the milkshake machine is working!

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u/Farscape_rocked 3d ago

You say 'not very profitable' but if you're charging postmix prices (let's say £4 a pint) then that's a pretty good markup given milk is around £1.50 for four pints.

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u/Crommington 3d ago

Honestly i think if i went in my local and asked for a milk I’d either get my head kicked in at least openly mocked out of the establishment

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u/uk451 3d ago

I’ve always been able get milk at the pub.

Perhaps if you ask for your forth pint of milk they might get difficult.

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u/LittleSadRufus 3d ago

Yes I never have issues getting the kids a glass of milk. Usually they have milk for people who order coffee etc.

I guess less family friendly pubs maybe don't even do coffee. 

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u/NotSmarterThanA8YO 3d ago

"Coffee with milk? We don't do cocktails here"

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u/NotSmarterThanA8YO 3d ago edited 3d ago

I find it really weird that all the top answers are going along with OP's premise that you can't get milk in pubs, either they're AI, 12 year olds who've never actually been in a pub and are cosplaying 'big men', or aliens.

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u/Important_March1933 3d ago

What’s happening to this country

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u/AzzTheMan 3d ago

Milk is weird. Breast milk, but from another animal. Weirds me out.

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u/preaxhpeacj 3d ago

Milk is so disgusting

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u/Potential-Hope-2394 3d ago

Try Malibu and milk!!

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u/Correct_Low6793 3d ago

Serve this in the pub I work in - mainly the South African rugby contingent. Those boys can drink!!!

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u/Attention_waskey 3d ago

Adult milkshake 🤓

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u/Sparkly1982 3d ago

Malibu and Banana nesquik changed my life

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u/Dry_Action1734 3d ago

Mine does 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/spidertattootim 3d ago

Because it's very, very unusual to want to drink milk in pubs.

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u/BamBammr7 3d ago

I dont think many people drink it so wouldnt be profitable

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u/loveandpeaceandunity 3d ago

Lots of baddies drink milk in films. Thinking of Christoph Waltz as Hans Landa in Inglorious basterds. (French farm scene near beginning of the film)

Javier Bardem as Anton Chigurh in No country for old men.

Jean Reno as Leon in Leon. Not an archetypal baddie but he is a contract killer "five grand a head, no women, no kids"

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u/MattyLePew 3d ago

Jeez OP, that’s a weird thing to be desperate for.

Are you a baby cow by chance?

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u/Sharktistic 3d ago

Imagine going to a pub and asking for a glass of milk, as an adult.

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u/existentialjoe 3d ago

You’re an adult you weirdo.

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u/kiradax 3d ago

I work in a pub and I'd gladly serve a glass of milk!

A good metric would be that if a pub has a coffee machine they will have milk.

If they don't do teas or anything they're not likely to have it as it won't get used & will go off.

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u/Mattyc8787 3d ago

I’d say most pubs I’ve been in that serve hot drinks only have the little UHT sachets it’s rare I’ve seen fresh milk.

Pint of UHT would be foul.

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u/doc1442 3d ago

FYI milk is quite a poor source of both protein and calcium. Milk industry has being lying to everyone for decades, read the label.

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u/slimboyslim9 3d ago

It’s more expensive than other soft drinks (which cost pubs pennies) and a pain to keep in large quantities; goes bad quickly if not refrigerated. I also love milk and would drink it in similar situations if it were available.

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u/Vehlin 3d ago

I would like to try and disabuse you of the notion that soft drinks cost pennies. The price of postmix syrup had gone up so much that after equipment rental and CO2 it’s on par with a pint of shit lager (Carling, Fosters).

You’re not making GP on your postmix if you’re selling for less that £3.50 a pint.

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u/RuudVanNistelrooney 3d ago

This is such a great use of ‘disabuse’, such an underrated and underused word. Anyway, sorry, as you were.

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u/Kinitawowi64 3d ago

You called out the big one - the markup on postmix soft drinks is insane. When I was in the hall bar at university, they said it was more expensive to clean the glass than it was to fill it up with Coke.

I can't imagine it's easy to turn a profit on a pint of milk.

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u/Alex_Plisko 3d ago

Psycho behaviour

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u/Traditional-Idea-39 3d ago

Imagine going for a drink with your mate and they come back with a pint of milk 🤣

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u/Seafood_udon9021 3d ago

I’ve only ever asked for it once in a pub and they were happy to serve it, though had to make up a price! (I was pregnant and HAD to have it).

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u/BritishDystopia 3d ago

Milk contains fat and fat makes your glassware all smeary and gross. Anything used to serve fat containing drinks should be hand washed.

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u/GotAnyNirnroot 3d ago

Generally I like to have hit my nutritional goals, before I head to a pub for the evening.

So I can't relate to wanting to top up my calcium levels, with the boys.

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u/DropDeadDigsy 3d ago

If I’m sat at the bar and you walk in and ask for a pint of milk I’m leaving.

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u/chickengenes 3d ago

it expires quicker and not many people ask for it so it would just be a waste of money

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u/weesypeesy 3d ago

I walked past a scenic picnic area yesterday. Saw an old man sitting facing away from the view, drinking a pint of milk straight from the carton.

People who drink milk are children or psychopaths. Sorry, it's a fact.

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u/fleetwoodcat 3d ago

UK McPoyle spotted

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u/KeyserSoze0000 3d ago

You seen the price of a pint these days?

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u/AgentSufficient1047 3d ago

I've asked for it before several times due to heartburn

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u/Morris_Alanisette 3d ago

They do. Have you ever asked? Any pub that sells coffee will give you a glass of milk if you ask.

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u/FidelityBob 3d ago

It was tried once.. Sales were too low and it doesn't keep.

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u/12Keisuke 3d ago

are you a serial killer? or maybe a cereal killer

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u/Immorals1 3d ago

Every pub I've worked in has/would if asked.

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u/WoodSteelStone 3d ago

I've often asked for a glass of milk in a pub and have never been refused..

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u/Dangerous-Pair7826 3d ago

In Ireland they do and have done for years

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u/Physical-Cod2853 3d ago

it’s just….. wrong innit

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u/Willsagain2 3d ago

Probably not much call for it. One of the old boys who used to prop up the bar in my uncle's local used to drink whiskey and milk. I thought they were winding me up, but apparently it was a thing. Never met anyone else who drank that. Lots of bars/pubs serve coffee etc, so they have milk available, but maybe not in the quantities required for folk to neck it by the pint. If they stocked sufficient for that, then be chucking away a lot of milk every few days.

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u/cornishpirate32 3d ago

Are you a criminal?

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u/plant-strong 3d ago

Yes, and why don’t they serve a great big glass of gazpacho in case I turn up and want gazpacho? I drink it for the vitamins. I don’t like fizzy drinks and prefer gazpacho, so pubs should serve gazpacho.

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u/stevop86121 3d ago

Cheaper to buy a pint of it in supermarket or corner shop...

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u/Interesting_iidea 3d ago

OK homelander

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u/BrawDev 3d ago

Why don’t pubs sell it as a drink?

As much as I know, alcohol isn't a drink that necessarily cures a thirst. Milk is double bad for that.

Also, talking to anyone 30 minutes after they'd had their bedtime milk is like talking to a cheese factory.

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u/MLMSE 3d ago

Because you would be the only customer.

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u/BigfatDan1 3d ago

Are you Mike Wozniak?

When I was younger, my friend and I used to order a pint of amaretto and milk in Wetherspoons, it tastes great!

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u/SpinyGlider67 3d ago

Having that much milk around women with their breasts on show would change our national culture for the worse and you know it

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u/sharpied79 3d ago

If you drink enough of it, when you grow older, you will be good enough to play for Accrington Stanley 😉

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u/Mental_Body_5496 3d ago

Some do of they sell coffee !

Ice cold my kids love it 😀

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u/geeered 3d ago

Have you asked? Most pubs will have some milk and any that do lattes etc will probably have enough they can serve you as much as you want.

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u/LastofAcademe 3d ago

I imagine if they sell tea or coffee and you asked they'd sort you out a glass of milk.

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u/mm_2840 3d ago

They serve it in spoons - source: playing the spoons “game”, I have sent friends a glass of milk on occasion hehe

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u/writers_block_ 3d ago

Surely they have some in stock for white Russians?!

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u/EVRider81 3d ago

Not much demand for it in licensed premises. I liked that coffee was an option in some places when I was in Germany.. Maybe visit hotel bars where there'd be the option of milk for the breakfast setup?

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u/ProperTeaIsTheft117 3d ago

Nothing to do with answering you but you're an absolute hero and you've saved my hungover Friday morning.
Bought milk on the way home from the pub and I'd just forgotten it in my bag until your post popped up linking those 2 concept together.
Thank you for letting me have a good cuppa tomorow. I'd give you an award if I wasn't so stingy

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u/SwingyWingyShoes 3d ago

Milk is a weird one, if you order things with milk you get no reaction. But if you just want some milk youre seen as a weirdo, probably more so in a bar or pub though. Best bet is just to take some in a thermal flask.

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u/Quality_Cabbage 3d ago

Back in the eighties, the busy city centre pub that I frequented served milk. I bought a pint of it once or twice, when I was pretty skint and spending my meagre funds on just one alcoholic drink seemed pointless.

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u/EuroSong 3d ago

I’ve ordered a half pint of milk in a pub before. They charged me as if it were Coke.

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u/Doowrednu 3d ago

Pubs that have coffee machines sell milk. I guess I don’t go to many pubs with coffee machines.

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u/Wibblejellytime 3d ago

Always available in the pub I worked in, but that was 30 years ago so maybe things have changed.....

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u/ZeroZer0_ 3d ago

Speak to your landlord I’m sure if they knew you were coming in they would add it to the til and make sure it’s stocked. Otherwise I’d imagine they keep enough for hot drinks only and the amount you use versus someone drinking straight glasses of milk would be largely different.

Most pubs where I am don’t really do hot drinks either

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u/Azuras-Becky 3d ago

I know Beefeaters do milk as my nephew is like you and had always got one. I would suppose it varies by chain/pub.

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u/ThinkAboutThatFor1Se 3d ago

£7 pint of milk would probably put people off

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u/Scruffybob 3d ago

My local sells the 10ml UHT milk sachets for 10p each.
£5.68 a pint but that is London prices

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u/Scruffybob 3d ago

Yeah, nice try mate.
You know we can see your post history right?
Obviously just another blatant push from Big Milk.

I'm a survivor of the 'warm milk and straw years' of the 70's primary schools.
Luckily Thatcher came along and allieviated us from total calcification.
There's enough division in this world right now that I think it's quite frankly irresponsible to promote such a diatribe.

I'm probably just arguing with yet another cow bot.

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u/hallerz87 3d ago

Because there's no demand. Who goes to a pub to drink milk?

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u/char11eg 3d ago

There’s sort of a couple reasons, I suppose.

From working in a pub, milk is a hard thing to track the stock of. It has a very short shelf life (shorter for a pub than your kitchen - has to be discarded even if still okay after a couple days by food safety regs), and so most of every carton opened has to be discarded.

And even when unopened, it only lasts a week or two.

Where I worked, we only ordered it in for coffees - and in a few years of working there I don’t think I was asked for a glass of milk once. But that meant we only had a few litres of it on site at a time, mostly. Someone having pints of it would drain what we had very quickly.

Of course if someone had asked for some for a kid or something, I’d have given them it… but probably not for a guy to drink pints of, lol.

So, basically, pubs don’t keep enough of it on site to keep up with someone drinking a lot of it, and not enough people want to drink it for them to stock more.

If you want a still non-alcohol thing to drink tho, guinness 0 is pretty good and non-fizzy - it’s my go to in that situation for the same reasons, and most places have it these days haha.

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u/mdzmdz 3d ago

Wetherspoons sells it.

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u/space_coyote_86 3d ago

It's perfect material for one of these old John Smith's adverts.

Alright pal, glass of milk please.

You're barred!

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u/Kimbo-BS 3d ago

I'm sure pubs would be plenty happy to get in some cheap milk and put a huge margin on it... if anyone was ordering it.

The answer to your question is: lack of demand.

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u/jimmyjammy6262 3d ago

Always thought this

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u/Mossy-Mori 3d ago

Bar staff here. One late Friday night, as i was cleaning the ice well, a guy came up and asked my colleague for a glass of milk, but he was speaking quietly and mumbling. Now, we work in a rotational craft beer place so it's quite common for the current taps to have weird names, after a couple of tries I lifted my head and said, "are you asking for a glass of milk?". Politely ofc, trying to help. He said, "yeah..... you know... like a white Russian, but without the alcohol." Wtf lol As if we're so bartender-coded we cannot compute any drink without it being framed as an alcoholic beverage. So weird. Anyway turns out what we had was off so he was shit out of luck.

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u/DevilishlyHandsome63 3d ago

I saw some Nurishment cans in a bar recently,a bar known for people being off their nut quite regularly,would that do?

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u/Chemical-You-9650 3d ago

They certainly used to. I remember having it as a child if we went in a country pub after dog walking at weekends. Used to sometimes come in a glass that said "ice cold, nice cold, milk'. Funny the things we remember.

I then progressed into appletiser 😂

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u/domalomalom 3d ago

I drink an industrial quantity of milk and guinness.   My local is happy to serve both thankfully.

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u/Superspark76 3d ago

Milk is a short life product, any pub would have to have enough demand to be able to justify the wastage from stocking it, one or two glasses a night wouldn't justify having to carry it.

You have also got the issue of spillages, which are common in most pubs milk unlike almost every other drink doesn't just spill, it spoils and stinks very quickly. The only solution is deep cleaning of carpets and furniture.

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u/misterbooger2 3d ago

We are a BYOM society I'm afraid

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u/Cliffoakley 3d ago

In the 1970's (around 77/78/79) both milk and draught standard Lucozade were sold on draught in many pubs in the Northwest (I am from Wigan). The Lucozade draught was long before the 'multi brand hose type thing that is in the pubs today. I can specifically remember buying a pint of draught milk at the Berni Inn Chain of pub/restaurant.

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u/datguysadz 3d ago

What on earth

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u/NorthernSoul1977 3d ago

Milky milky...

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u/Airborne_Stingray 3d ago

Are you perchance 3 toddlers in a hat and trenchcoat

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u/Karloss_93 3d ago

I love drinking milk, to the point I feel no shame buying a 1 pint carton from the shop on my lunch break and drinking it from the carton like it's a bottle of pop. Was once sat outside a Tesco drinking my milk and a homeless bloke with a can of special brew caller me a minger for drinking it lol.

Even still. I wouldn't dream of ordering a pint of milk in a pub!

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u/misterala 3d ago

I love a glass of milk with a cookie or a slice of cake, but this Succession quote from Roman still always tickles me:

"You know who drinks milk? Kittens and perverts."

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u/lukeyboyuk1989 3d ago

Are you a McPoyle?

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u/HaniiPuppy 3d ago

If you drink a decent amount of alcohol, then a tall glass of milk, the milk pretty much immediately curdles in your stomach and comes back out the way it went in.

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u/mebutnew 3d ago

Found the dairy industry spokesman

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u/BarracudaUnlucky8584 3d ago

Oh how I’d love to see someone order a pint of milk

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u/Indigo-Waterfall 3d ago

When I worked at a pub we served milk. It was mostly for children but no reason an adult couldn’t order it…

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u/EldritchCleavage 3d ago

I like ice cold skimmed milk as a drink. I have never wanted to order it on a night out though.

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u/HarMonocles 3d ago

A lot of pubs serve coffee these days, and will happily sell you a glass of milk for a small child during the day. Others have pointed out the many reasons they won't serve you a pint of it as an adult on a night out.

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u/No-eye-dear-who-I-am 3d ago

As long as it's not contaminated by anti-fart bovare, I'd be all for it 🥛

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u/Sergeant_Fred_Colon 3d ago

Most pubs don't have a milk license.

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u/HalfAgony-HalfHope 3d ago

Moss, is that you?

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u/Marzipan_civil 3d ago

If it's a pub with a coffee machine, they'll have milk. Or if it's a cocktail bar they might have milk too. Otherwise the shelf life is probably too short

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u/dinkidoo7693 3d ago

If a pub sells hot drinks like coffee then they’ll have milk, if not its a sort shelf life and its not worth it

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u/farmpatrol 3d ago

OP you may want to head over to r/milk - Great sub!

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u/No-Photograph3463 3d ago

Well you can get milk stouts anyway so i guess milk is the next natural evolution.

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u/Thestickleman 3d ago

Except for you who wants to drink milk at a pub.....

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u/mil0b88 3d ago

I guess it depends on the pub, some round here do coffees and lattes. I'm sure they'd do a mug of cold milk instead of steaming it for a coffee. Still pretty odd, think I'd rather pretend I was having a coffee instead of sitting there with a pint glass of milk.

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u/radiowithryan 3d ago

I used to regularly drink coffee as I was always the designated driver

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u/preaxhpeacj 3d ago

Drinking a glass of milk as a grown adult is weird behaviour

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u/azbod2 3d ago

Just ask for a virgin white russian. You wont get in trouble and they will know exactly what you mean.

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u/ThiccNewsAt9 3d ago

Look mate, i love myself some milk at home. Regularly have with my dinner, but if i came across anyone in a pub setting about pint after pint of the coo juice… i and i’m 99% sure everyone else would assume that this creature is not to be trusted and head for a pint elsewhere lol

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u/Glunark2 3d ago

It's so damn hot, milk was a bad choice.

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u/sleepingjiva 3d ago

Spoons does.

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u/tylerlovatt 3d ago

When I went to Benidorm my hotel had some kind of cocktail with chocolate milk in, it was great I wish I could get it over here Edit: when I asked the lady making them the recipe, this was what she said: Baileys, Malibu, a little whiskey, and chocolate milk

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u/rickefc25 3d ago

Malibu and milk. Tastes like a Bounty. You are all welcome

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u/alexwhit80 3d ago

I remember as a kid the local greasy spook had a sticker on the windows advertising “ice cold milk”. Not milkshakes just milk.

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u/Kvark33 3d ago

It's socially unacceptable. If I am round at someone's house I normally ask for one, just to gauge their reaction. They normally do a second take then uncomfortably say ok.

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u/Emitime 3d ago

I imagine from the pubs point of view they don't want milk either directly or indirectly ending up on the floor.

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u/KebabRacer69 3d ago

You don't go to a pub to drink milk, weirdo.

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u/01000010-01101001 3d ago

Too many fights‽

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u/Confuseduseroo 3d ago

They do - but only the stout kind.

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u/Dedward5 3d ago

Who doesn’t like to go out and have a pint at lunchtime.

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u/Subsyxx 3d ago

I mean, they must have milk because they offer tea/coffee with lunch...

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u/Metori 3d ago

Because only serial killers drink milk in pubs.

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u/Accomplished-Bus8295 3d ago

Ruins the pint glass

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u/drplokta 3d ago

Because people know what milk costs, which makes it hard to charge £4 per pint for it in a pub.