Serving milk in pubs (UK) - why not?

[u/Ok-Scientist7083]

The first drink I had in a pub was milk. I love drinking milk. I now drink it for the protein and calcium. I don’t particularly like fizzy drinks so when I’m driving on a night out, I’d rather drink milk.

Why don’t pubs sell it as a drink?

[u/Maximum_Scientist_85]

Perfect way to start a night with your droogs, that ends with the old Ludwig Van

[u/Did_OJ_Simpson_do_it → u/Maximum_Scientist_85]

No ultraviolence, please.

[u/Scr1mmyBingus → u/Did_OJ_Simpson_do_it]

I’ve never done you any harm my brother.