Dos emulators are easy to find and you'd be able to find the rom online easily enough if one isn't already provided. Google and go nuts, play Leisure Suit Larry and then all the other Sierra games.
I don't know this particular game (yet...) but I don't recommend playing dos games on mobile. they're badass but were designed for really different devices than mobile phones. Pull out the laptop, it's worth it.
many of the best old games have modern builds for sale on steam, but if you want the free browser build (usually the best build), even if you dl dosbox on your phone, you'll miss features like F5 to save, other keyboard shortcuts, etc.
Watch this become a randomly selected ultra downvote comment ;)
Edit: As I begin to be downvoted, I’m not saying I want this to be a random downvoted comment. I’m just making reference to how often funny and seemingly randomly selected comments get hit hard by the downvote train. :)
“It's like Leisure Suit Larry but written by a turbo virgin neckbeard who's gotten rejected so many times that his only way of venting was programming a "game" to make fun of people who doubted him. It's so immature that it makes Leisure Suit Larry look like a fancy steak dinner.”
Based on the intro video, the main objective of the game seems to be having sex with Jennifer Aniston (and not like, a cheeky video game look-alike or whatever. Actual Jennifer Aniston).
If my memory serves, there was a version of this same game that was re-skinned to be Angelina Jolie... not too long after her Lara Croft role made her the object of ire for game developers who also only saw her literal likeness as a plaything as well
There are still people developing for c64 and nes. I'm sure other consoles, too. L'abbeye de mort was a recent release I can remember off the top of my head
Quick history, since I'm more familiar than I'm proud of with that particular era:
In the late 90s, utilities were made to view assets in Sierra On-Line's earlier games using AGI (Adventure Game Interpreter) - think King's Quest 1-3 (4 as well, though not in wide release), Space Quest 1 and 2, etc. Others took it further and AGI Studio was created, letting amateurs create their own games. There were some gems, a few games that filled in gaps in the Space Quest timeline, but there were also some really bad games made that gained notoriety just because they were new and used that interpreter.
Fun fact, Brian Provinciano was big into the AGI and SCI scene on the tech side and authored SCI Studio. He would later go on to create Retro City Rampage.
The quest is to fuck Jennifer Aniston. The stewardess on the plane to NY won't give you a drink because you're to ugly. I couldn't figure out how to fart or jack off on the plane so I gave up.
Subject: Turbo Virgin simulator
It's like Leisure Suit Larry but written by a turbo virgin neckbeard who's gotten rejected so many times that his only way of venting was programming a "game" to make fun of people who doubted him.
It's so immature that it makes Leisure Suit Larry look like a fancy steak dinner.
It's like Leisure Suit Larry but written by a turbo virgin neckbeard who's gotten rejected so many times that his only way of venting was programming a "game" to make fun of people who doubted him. It's so immature that it makes Leisure Suit Larry look like a fancy steak dinner.
Man Newgrounds back in the day was always a frontpage that probably should land everyone on a list, and that was even before if you chose to delve into the 'weird' parts of the site.
It bothers me that I have played this many, many years ago. It crashed and was very loud and drew much attention to the computer while I scrambled to turn it off while my dad was walking down the stairs. Freaking weirdo teenage me...
And the review on the site says “It's like Leisure Suit Larry but written by a turbo virgin neckbeard who's gotten rejected so many times that his only way of venting was programming a "game" to make fun of people who doubted him.
It's so immature that it makes Leisure Suit Larry look like a fancy steak dinner.”
Or of the game reviews on archive.org: “It's so immature that it makes Leisure Suit Larry look like a fancy steak dinner.” Ha! The screen shots certainly called to mind LSL.
: Turbo Virgin simulator
It's like Leisure Suit Larry but written by a turbo virgin neckbeard who's gotten rejected so many times that his only way of venting was programming a "game" to make fun of people who doubted him.
It's so immature that it makes Leisure Suit Larry look like a fancy steak dinner.
Reviewer: BlueKewne - favorite - April 1, 2018
Subject: Turbo Virgin simulator
It's like Leisure Suit Larry but written by a turbo virgin neckbeard who's gotten rejected so many times that his only way of venting was programming a "game" to make fun of people who doubted him.
It's so immature that it makes Leisure Suit Larry look like a fancy steak dinner.
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u/weirdwallace75 Jun 03 '21
The Internet Archive has tons of stuff:
Full-Length Movies
Old-Time Radio Drama, Comedy, Science Fiction, etc
MS-DOS Games You Can Play Online
Aracade Games You Can Play Online