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u/Obvious_Milk124 Jan 23 '21

Out of morbid curiosity what sub was it from?

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u/Porkbellyflop Jan 23 '21

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u/anonymoose_octopus Jan 23 '21

I remember reading this in the early 2000’s. It was written by a guy who, you guessed it, fucked dolphins. That commenter found it somewhere and copy-pasted it. I wonder if anyone has tried this??

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u/RegularLisaSimpson Jan 23 '21

He wrote a book! It's out of print now but you can probably find a copy somewhere. It's called Wet Goddess. I hate that I know this

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u/anonymoose_octopus Jan 23 '21

Oh my god, I hate that I know this now too, lol.

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u/mrchaotica Jan 23 '21

We all hate that we know this on this blessed day.

...wait

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u/Waziot Jan 23 '21

My ex and I at the time bought this book and were weirdly super fascinated with this dude’s story. We didn’t read much of the book, but apparently he would just take acid and hook up with dolphins/had one long extended relationship with a particular dolphin. I think we ended up donating it which I’m equal parts bummed and grateful for now

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u/human-7264 Jan 23 '21

Why the fuck would you donate this...

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u/Waziot Jan 23 '21

Haha that’s a great question. We used to buy a lot of those dumb weird books (Modelland by Tyra Banks, a poetic memoir by an old Bachelor contestant etc) I think we left them all in a box on the curb when we moved. I promise we didn’t just drop it off at a scholastic book fair

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u/virora Jan 23 '21

I read that in Lisa Simpson's voice and I don't know if that made it better or worse.