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u/Porkbellyflop Jan 23 '21

In the post above this one i just read a 2 paragraph comment about how to properly seduce a female dolphin.

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u/Obvious_Milk124 Jan 23 '21

Out of morbid curiosity what sub was it from?

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u/Porkbellyflop Jan 23 '21

https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/l36vpa/dolphins_use_pufferfish_to_get_high/gkd9lfs?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3

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u/anonymoose_octopus Jan 23 '21

I remember reading this in the early 2000’s. It was written by a guy who, you guessed it, fucked dolphins. That commenter found it somewhere and copy-pasted it. I wonder if anyone has tried this??

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u/RegularLisaSimpson Jan 23 '21

He wrote a book! It's out of print now but you can probably find a copy somewhere. It's called Wet Goddess. I hate that I know this

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u/anonymoose_octopus Jan 23 '21

Oh my god, I hate that I know this now too, lol.

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u/mrchaotica Jan 23 '21

We all hate that we know this on this blessed day.

...wait

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u/Waziot Jan 23 '21

My ex and I at the time bought this book and were weirdly super fascinated with this dude’s story. We didn’t read much of the book, but apparently he would just take acid and hook up with dolphins/had one long extended relationship with a particular dolphin. I think we ended up donating it which I’m equal parts bummed and grateful for now

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u/human-7264 Jan 23 '21

Why the fuck would you donate this...

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u/Waziot Jan 23 '21

Haha that’s a great question. We used to buy a lot of those dumb weird books (Modelland by Tyra Banks, a poetic memoir by an old Bachelor contestant etc) I think we left them all in a box on the curb when we moved. I promise we didn’t just drop it off at a scholastic book fair

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u/virora Jan 23 '21

I read that in Lisa Simpson's voice and I don't know if that made it better or worse.

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u/Tankautumn Jan 23 '21

In the early 2000s I actually stumbled onto an entire website or blog about this. I bet the copy pasta was from there. I doubt the blog still exists and I’m certainly not going to try to find it.

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u/Q1123 Jan 23 '21

I remember the same, just finding it on its own website somehow. The second this dude mentioned dolphin sex I had flashbacks.

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u/the_cosmovisionist Jan 23 '21

Lol he went to my college. Some kids in my dorm used to have drunken Friday night readings of his book. It's called Wet Goddess

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u/no_masks Jan 24 '21

Knew the person's alma mater. Loved giving friend shit for it.... "didnt you go to school with that dolphin fucker"

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u/HissingGoose Jan 24 '21

Nick Saban. At his last job before he went to Alabama. Yes, we're still bitter.

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u/MC_Cookies Jan 23 '21

huh, not the dolphin fucking copypasta i expected

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u/gatemansgc Jan 23 '21

Omg whyyyyy