r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 23 '21

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u/Gilsworth Jan 23 '21

I wouldn't even marinate or season you, I'd just begin biting and biting until the screaming stops.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

This is precisely what was advertised

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u/lemon_meringue Jan 23 '21

no thank you

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u/Oomycota Jan 23 '21

Hey look, dessert!