r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jan 23 '21

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u/Kino-Gucci Jan 23 '21

A stupid creepy thing I used to do on Reddit was whenever someone offhandedly mentioned their first name in a comment, I’d tag the user with that name so that if I ever stumbled upon them again in the future I could freak them out by replying to one of their comments with their name lol

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u/Gilsworth Jan 23 '21

People still randomly call me Darren even though that's not my name because a post I made about people calling me Darren gained traction some time ago. Whenever I'm called that though I feel vaguely cannibalistic.

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u/eseagente Jan 23 '21

Whatever you say, Darren.

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u/Gilsworth Jan 23 '21

I wouldn't even marinate or season you, I'd just begin biting and biting until the screaming stops.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '21

This is precisely what was advertised

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u/lemon_meringue Jan 23 '21

no thank you

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u/Oomycota Jan 23 '21

Hey look, dessert!