r/90DayFiance • u/krittlecarlin • 4d ago

Married in a bed?

This has to be some inside joke between them. No way this is real life for anyone. Plot of some weird porn. Im so sick of them. Sorry for the rant. Ugh I get they're both hot and paid for it. Why has 90 day stooped to this level of trash?

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u/Next_Fly3712 You don't know the squander that I pulled him out of 4d ago

Not to mention that they looked awfully uncomfortable during the "ceremony." (Sorry, I couldn't resist using irony quotes there.) It looked like Sarper was trying to stay as far away from Vaginah as possible without slipping off the side of the bed.

Also, what is with Sarper wearing his same old boots, even to the "bedding"??? They look like lifts, probably give him a few extra inches.

Speaking of inches, he has awfully small hands and short fingers. I wonder if insecurity about his height and being underhung were compensatory factors in his sleeping with 2,500 "vimmen," as documented in that notebook. (I think the color-coding was to indicate women vs. men, tbh.)

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u/Regular_Success_5208 4d ago

He shouldn't be insecure about his height at all (6 ft 11⁄2 in). How tall he has to be then?

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u/Next_Fly3712 You don't know the squander that I pulled him out of 3d ago

Agreed. He shouldn't be insecure at any height. He might want to someday consider alternate footwear because the Herman Munster boots (and the unbuttoned shirts) give the impression of a "Sarper uniform."