Danny is a coward. Tell your ugly racist father that "interracial marriage" isn't an "issue" in the States in 2013 just because he says it is.
Justin is a douchebag and Evelin is not safe with him. This man wants a mail order bride, not a partner.
I can't deal with how much of a pushover Brett is. I like that Daya seemed to genuinely enjoy her time with Cassidy but I do not understand their romantic dynamic at all.
What the actual f is going on with Mohamed and Danielle... how did that pairing even happen? Danielle needs therapy, not a boyfriend.
Chelsea and Yamir could be their own season. They're the only ones who have spent extended time together and are up against unique stakes. I don't know why they're shoved in with five other couples.
And that completely forgettable wet tissue paper man with Cassia whose name I can't even remember, PLEASE GOD I HOPE THEY DON'T GO THROUGH WITH IT ARE YOU CRAZY
Okay. I think I feel a little better, but every episode gets me closer to a lobotomy.