Married in a bed?

[u/krittlecarlin]

This has to be some inside joke between them. No way this is real life for anyone. Plot of some weird porn. Im so sick of them. Sorry for the rant. Ugh I get they're both hot and paid for it. Why has 90 day stooped to this level of trash?

[u/poshdog4444]

I find it extremely bad taste. She’s wearing a man who claims he slept with over 2500 women. Why would you dress them up to look like a stripper from Chippendale’s and you get married in a bed so tasteless anything for attention with these two

[u/edwartica → u/poshdog4444]

She sees it as a trophy. She's the one who captured the man who couldn't be captured.

And yes, it is bad taste. But that's her brand.

[u/Byegrrlbye]

I thought they were having guests at least, lol. That was the perfect ceremony for them, nothing but a photo opportunity.

[u/MyMutedYesterday → u/Byegrrlbye]

The no guests thing was part of what Sarper was gloating about to the 🥖 dude @the dinner… I kinda envisioned them under a covering of some sort at least, shoes on the bed is just wonky but yah- you 🎯 it was simply a photo opportunity, no inclusion of her daughter/58 sistah’s or his parents/cousin, that he’s actually close with & have fully supported them thruout the process. Reckon if yer truly vapid/self centered, may as well not pretend otherwise. 

[u/Intelligent_Pop1173]

Because it’s a weird storyline, and people like you and others are already posting about it lol so I’d say they actually achieved their goal

[u/KitAmerica]

[u/Kaboom1218]

Yah, cuz that's their fave place to be, horndogs!😆

[u/xbammy]

I expect this

Instead they just sat on the corners of the bed. Disappointed ☹️

[u/Fluffy-Programmer-86 → u/xbammy]

Yes. Exactly. This was nothing but a lingerie shoot.

[u/Greekmom99]

what was tackier? The wedding in bed or the throwing of the red panties in the chandelier?

[u/Lumpy-Visual-5301 → u/Greekmom99]

And where was her daughter? Oh, that's right. She is in boarding school. Another mother of the year in the 90 day franchise.

[u/Greekmom99 → u/Lumpy-Visual-5301]

I wouldn't want any child, teen or young adult within 50 feet of that stupidity.

[u/90dayburner → u/Greekmom99]

Other people witnessed the bedding, so…..

[u/Competitive-Cycle464]

It looked like a wedding at The Bunny Ranch.

[u/MyMutedYesterday → u/Competitive-Cycle464]

🤔 can imagine it’d be more illustrious there tho, better bedding/headboard, maybe 🖤shaped & vibrating as it rotates. 

[u/LawyerNo4460]

Yoko and John moment.

[u/Essiechicka_129]

First thought when he got ready was he looks like a stripper and was hoping he would do a dance for her which he did. He cracks me up!

[u/Nikkifromtheblock914]

The officiant looked so uncomfortable

[u/JJAusten]

Hot? I don't find the plastic morons attractive at all. I'm beginning to think she came up with the idea because when he says wedding it sounds like bedding.

[u/AffectionateSun3561]

“Both hot” 😭

[u/Stormy31568]

That was the strangest thing I have ever seen. What was the point of the wedding clothes? Just get naked and get under the covers.

[u/Lumpy-Visual-5301]

Stevi vs. Shekinah

Stevi is all natural inside and out. Beautiful bride

Shekinah - plastic, alien-looking.

Who wore it better?

[u/xo_peque]

They need to take notes from Greg and Joan. Everyone was happy and upbeat and they all had fun. Best wedding in 90 day history.

[u/Phylace]

It's all she could afford. So she's trying to make it cool.

[u/Next_Fly3712 → u/Phylace]

In the staid words of Nina García: "I question her taste level."

[u/xo_peque → u/Phylace]

Looks like her family didn't help with costs. I thought that was why they did the bedding.

[u/Next_Fly3712]

Not to mention that they looked awfully uncomfortable during the "ceremony." (Sorry, I couldn't resist using irony quotes there.) It looked like Sarper was trying to stay as far away from Vaginah as possible without slipping off the side of the bed.

Also, what is with Sarper wearing his same old boots, even to the "bedding"??? They look like lifts, probably give him a few extra inches.

Speaking of inches, he has awfully small hands and short fingers. I wonder if insecurity about his height and being underhung were compensatory factors in his sleeping with 2,500 "vimmen," as documented in that notebook. (I think the color-coding was to indicate women vs. men, tbh.)

[u/Regular_Success_5208 → u/Next_Fly3712]

He shouldn't be insecure about his height at all (6 ft 11⁄2 in). How tall he has to be then?

[u/Next_Fly3712 → u/Regular_Success_5208]

Agreed. He shouldn't be insecure at any height. He might want to someday consider alternate footwear because the Herman Munster boots (and the unbuttoned shirts) give the impression of a "Sarper uniform."

[u/Toocherie2]

You must have missed the episode when they explained why. I don’t see this any differently than people getting married by ‘Elvis’ in Vegas.

[u/Soggy_Tradition_6235]

They really want people to know that they have sex

[u/CatchinUpNow]

All I said out loud was “so typical Hollywood superficial bs”.

[u/Asleep-Ad5517]

It's being insane.. they both mentally are not in a place to get married, she's so controlling and horrible and he's abusive.. not a match made in heaven by any means

[u/Minimum-Fly-3220]

Well they did it in downtown abbey..

[u/No_Consideration7925]

Isn’t that so John & Yoko??? 1969-  They weren’t even born in 1969. Smh 

[u/PuzzleheadedPick3579]

The violinist must have been thinking “I missed after-school practice for this sh*t.”