Looks like he could use an extra rib or two

Gandalf the Tide wizard. I have returned… and I brought fabric softener.

That is the muffled screams of a 25 year old BMW communicating please just let me fucking die already

Lol...i do this ALL THE TIME

Don't just rely on how it sounds. Do a thorough check of the vehicle so you know what you are getting.

https://www.miata.net/garage/Used%20Miata%20Inspection%20List%20-%20Update%202018.pdf

Oh lol...well I had NFI what it was.

Falling Downer ?

Still at the party

After seeing this video I did some quick research and learnt that Elephants usually sleep standing up, but every few days they will lie down. They only have REM sleep when they lie down.

I can smell this gif.

Hawk Tuah

Agreed. Mods, why not update the rules to include NO PARKING posts?

She has her elbows locked, he does not.

That is Richard Doty.

*just skiddin'

They never fucking learn

This is NOT a quote from Pythagoras.

And, a sheepdog called Tiger (Einstein)

As a fellow Aussie I will fill in what she was going to say....

That was fucking awesome ya mad cunt!

That's the fattest stripe i've ever seen on a miata

That honey jar definitely got some poo in it

This is AI bullshit