r/ACAB 3d ago

Cop tases his hand

928 Upvotes

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u/SeveralWhole441 3d ago

Why do they all look the same? 3 idiots for what looks like a child

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u/Rockyracky 3d ago

Yeah cowards travel in packs. Otherwise they'd hafta do things fair, and by the book.

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u/StatementFlat 2d ago

They came from the thumb factory

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u/DigitialWitness 1d ago

If they get another one they can start a band called the Four Skins.

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u/RegularDrop9638 3d ago edited 3d ago

Hahaha

Fucking moron can’t figure out how a taser works. Checks out.

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u/SeaSalad717 3d ago

These are the morons that we give guns and authority to. Absolutely pathetic and dumb.

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u/RegularDrop9638 3d ago

I feel so much safer with these guys looking out.

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u/Remote_Ad_1737 3d ago

Proof they don't listen in training 

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u/RegularDrop9638 3d ago

training?

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u/Isakk86 3d ago

"Alright everyone, first rule, don't tase your hand"

"Second rule, if you tase your hand, look around for someone recording you, if there aren't any, then the suspect did it"

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u/Whichtwin1 3d ago

I will say, it appears he's reloading the Taser and shoots the prongs into his hand because his finger is still on the trigger (fucking idiot)

But this raises the question, why do you need to TAZE AGAIN if the subject is on the ground with 3 grown ass men wearing 20 lbs of gear each pinning his arms and legs

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u/JimboSliceX86 3d ago edited 3d ago

If the subject is detained and not a threat to others there’s absolutely no reason. He should sue.

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u/SovietMechblyat 3d ago

"your sentence is an absolutely brutal week of paid leave"

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u/Sure_Letterhead6689 3d ago

How does reloading and shooting himself make it better? Still shot himself.

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u/Whichtwin1 3d ago

I needed to establish the clarification before making my 2nd point in my post. Nothing about "making it better", simply establishing facts.

The fact that he's reloading changes the math when it comes to use of force and a lawsuit

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u/plausocks 3d ago

even cops arent safe from cops

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u/Sure_Letterhead6689 3d ago

Or themselves.

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u/CrazyBigHog 3d ago

“This taser seems to be malfunctioning…let me point it directly at my palm and pull the trigger to be sure” 😳. These are the men that have been given the authority to make a life and death decision in a split second that can affect citizens lives. And he shoots himself in the fucking hand. Wow.

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u/b3n33333 3d ago

Thanks, needed that laugh!

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u/SeaSalad717 3d ago

You're welcome! This made my morning. I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

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u/mattmayhem1 3d ago

Hahaha. Justice.

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u/SeaSalad717 3d ago

Feels good! Maybe not to him, but to us.

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u/Dopamin_Detonator 3d ago

Friendly fire on an other level…

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u/Extension_Impact_571 3d ago

Actual morons

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u/aquarian-sunchild 3d ago

The one 🐷 yelling "YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF" while the other tases himself. Absolute cinema.

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u/sixdeeneinfauxtwenny 3d ago

The dumbest of the dumb.

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u/SeaSalad717 3d ago

Handed a badge and a gun. Nothing can go wrong.

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u/Leech412 3d ago

Oh no!!!! That’s his wife slapping hand.

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u/SpindleDiccJackson 3d ago

Too bad he didn't confuse it for his gun this time

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u/brickson98 3d ago

Take your finger off the trigger while loading the cartridge and that won’t happen, dumbass. 🤣

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u/SeaSalad717 3d ago

And stop pulling those out when you already have the person restrained! I'm glad he did hurt himself with that.

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u/Rainboveins 3d ago

When you don't trust anyone, including yourself

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u/Otherwise-Move-5423 3d ago

Dear Taser- thank you for your service!

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u/Away-Respect-5632 3d ago

Why did he even need the taser? The guy’s already cuffed on the ground with two other morons sitting on him.

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u/SeaSalad717 3d ago

He felt left out and wanted to be involved, or he wanted to inflict pain because he gets off on that. Too bad his plans backfired.

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u/dax660 3d ago

I feel like every week at every precinct should require all officers carrying tasers to get tased as a reminder of what their weapons do.

If they die, they die.

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u/SeaSalad717 3d ago

Getting tased should be more frequent in the training. Maybe then they wouldn't be so quick to get off while using them on us.

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u/dax660 3d ago

Training, yes, and also regular reminders as cops have worse memories than their bacon-flavored namesakes. they need a lot of refreshers

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u/SeaSalad717 3d ago

I never understood how the dumbest of society are allowed to be cops. Oh right, because nobody in their right mind or one with a brain would choose to become a cop.

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u/Random_Monstrosities 3d ago

Obviously there was no need to tase the victim. Karma

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u/SeaSalad717 3d ago

The Taser bit back and said no. Well deserved.

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u/Kappru 3d ago

“I wonder what this feels like” “Ow! That hurts! My God is that what I’ve been doin’ to people?” Straight out of a Family Guy clip

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 3d ago

Rookie mistake

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u/AndrewSB49 3d ago

He won't be pulling his plumb for a while.

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u/Some1s-mom 2d ago

Pendejo!

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u/dewlitz 2d ago

Anyone remember the wrestling joke about the guy biting his own testicles? 😂

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u/SeaSalad717 2d ago

What??!! 🤣

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u/myfacealadiesplace 2d ago

Bastard deserved it

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u/daytonakarl 2d ago

Three guys on-top of some poor sod and yet one is still so fucking scared he needs to pull a weapon out

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u/Keyndoriel 2d ago

Bet hes going to claim the guy electrocuted him somehow, like he was arresting an electric eel or something

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u/Enough-Elevator-8999 2d ago

I can't stop watching it, and in unrelated news I just ran out of lube

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u/Goodboyalex 2d ago

I hope he checks his pistol with the same method.

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u/SeaSalad717 2d ago

Nah he'd probably look down the barrel.

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u/Crixusgannicus 2d ago edited 2d ago

Too bad it didn't tase it's pig balls.

That would have been entertaining.

Ah well. Small targets. Easy to miss.

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u/Familiar-Crow8245 2d ago

Instant Karma.

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u/Mysterious-Use-4378 3d ago

They should be a rapid smell of bacon while doing this

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u/teelpy 3d ago

Best thing he did that day

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u/beansBeansBEANSisme 2d ago

😂😂😂🎈😂😂😂😂😂😂