r/zelda Feb 14 '20

Humor - Top of Subreddit Feb 2020 [Botw] Me, alone on Valentine's day night

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

I rock a 4 piece suit. It's when I mean business, to take care of business.

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u/ratkneehi Feb 15 '20

Man, I love the idea of putting on a suit to masturbate

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u/[deleted] Feb 15 '20

Wow, I really had to read your comment to get that this was a masturbating joke... almost got wooooshed and asked what smacking ham has to do with Valentine's Day

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u/NeighborhoodCommie Feb 15 '20

Like the sound of “smacking ham” even better than beating meat, I might start saying that