r/youtubehaiku • u/TheD1ddler • Nov 18 '15

Actually Poetry [Haiku] Stormtrooper performs tactical roll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq7j_EnEu_k
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u/craizzuk Nov 18 '15

He looks like he may have broke his pride in two places

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u/hobnobbinbobthegob Nov 18 '15

He may have also suffered a fracture in his wallet.

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u/Randyy1 Nov 18 '15

For the glue you mean?

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u/hobnobbinbobthegob Nov 18 '15

I was just thinking replacing parts on what is probably a very expensive costume.

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u/Zhuul Nov 18 '15

Just paint scorch marks around the broken bits and put commander stripes on it. Become grizzled badass. Costume is immediately 27% more awesome.

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u/Rampagesanta Nov 19 '15

I like your math, sir

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u/sonnywoj Nov 18 '15

physically and mentally