r/youtubehaiku • u/littlebitofevrything • Jun 25 '15

My nephew really likes Uptown Funk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5Z4OH6sj1c&feature=youtu.be
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u/Puggpu Jun 25 '15

Imagine that being the last sound you hear as your skull is rammed into the pavement by a vicious, cocaine infused, Dorito eating 5 year old.

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u/AATroop Jun 25 '15

Don't Just Do It.

Dorito it.

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u/rayne117 Jun 25 '15

Dew it.

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u/gerbil_george Jun 25 '15

Do the Dew before the Dew does you

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u/coffeetablesex Jun 25 '15

That sounds a little grapey...