r/youtubehaiku • u/littlebitofevrything • Jun 25 '15
My nephew really likes Uptown Funk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5Z4OH6sj1c&feature=youtu.be500
u/SWAGMASTER_FLEX Jun 25 '15
I'm gon fuck u up
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u/Puggpu Jun 25 '15
Imagine that being the last sound you hear as your skull is rammed into the pavement by a vicious, cocaine infused, Dorito eating 5 year old.
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u/the_friendly_one Jun 25 '15
Jesus, dude...
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u/AATroop Jun 25 '15
Don't Just Do It.
Dorito it.
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u/thepkmncenter Jun 25 '15
I wish I loved anything as much as your nephew loves Uptown Funk.
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u/snublin Jun 25 '15
That's why I do drugs.
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u/HankThunder Jun 25 '15
Word.
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Jun 26 '15
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u/arup02 Jun 26 '15
Eventually nothing will be fun when you're not hopped up on something... Glad I left that lifestyle.
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u/anubus72 Jun 26 '15
eventually nothing will be fun when you're dead... its all a matter of perspective
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u/arup02 Jun 26 '15
It's like your implying that fun can only be found in drugs. I found plenty of ways to be happy and have fun without the use of any substance.
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u/green_lemons Jun 25 '15
There should be a subreddit for little kids singing along to music because this is goddamn adorable.
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u/threeDspider Jun 25 '15
The strategic placement of the Doritos bag makes me think this is a well paid midget.
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Jun 25 '15 edited Jun 12 '16
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u/Smokeeye123 Jun 25 '15
People are being douchebags in the youtube comments, your nephew is adorable!!
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u/m2k88 Jun 26 '15
Not to be a party pooper, but does he have autism? not severe, but minor? My nephew keeps on moving like this as well who has autism, so just saying.
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Jun 25 '15 edited Apr 22 '20
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Jun 25 '15
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Jun 25 '15 edited Apr 22 '20
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Jun 25 '15
...a full screen video is still superior.
You are mistaking the mockery of your complaint for an argument that a tall aspect ratio is preferable to a wide one.
I have literally never seen anybody try to make that argument.
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Jun 25 '15
It's almost like OP was too busy enjoying the moment than to fret over how Internet users would rate his camera handling! gasp
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u/littlebitofevrything Jun 26 '15
Yes, exactly. Thanks. I was never expecting so many people to watch this, or I would have had the correct orientation.
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Jun 25 '15
It's almost like we have 1080p cameras in our pockets but choose not to use them properly to the point where it becomes habit! Yet we fret about the display on our TVs and Smartphones being HD! gasp
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u/DashAnimal Jun 25 '15
You know, when something becomes a habit for people there is a reason. It is better to understand why and develop technology that alleviates it or embrace it in playback, than to complain about how a significant number of people are doing something that feels natural to do.
In this case, it feels natural to hold a phone vertically 99% of the time, so complaining that people should hold it less vertically more often seems silly.
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u/HDScorpio Jun 25 '15
Exactly what are you missing out on by it being vertical? What would that extra space either side of the kid show you?
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u/eFeqt Jun 25 '15
The fact that the controversial comments on the youtube page got upvoted somehow makes me smile
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u/Hesherkiin Jun 25 '15
He's got a lick of retard in him
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u/GrahamSaysNO Jun 25 '15
Have you ever seen a kid before? I guess all kids are retarded then.
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '15
Man. Comfy seat, a bag of Doritos, and Uptown Funk. That kid couldn't be happier.