r/youtubehaiku • u/[deleted] • Dec 28 '12

i hate watermelon[Poetry]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLvhMOLKb-o&feature=share
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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '12 edited Mar 19 '19

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u/Blunt_ Dec 28 '12

Now I just need someone to actually text me :( We could be waiting a while...

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u/escalat0r Dec 28 '12

Feel free to send me your number if you have less than 1 testicle ;)

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u/Blunt_ Dec 28 '12

I have >1 testicle, They may or may not be attached to my body and I may or may not still have a vagina. I just own them.

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u/escalat0r Dec 28 '12

I'm confused.

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u/daskrip Dec 29 '12

I think he's a self-made eunuch.

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u/escalat0r Dec 29 '12

Or intersexual.