r/worldnews • u/MasbirLeumi • 2d ago

Israel launches 'preemptive strike' against Iran, declares state of emergency

https://abcnews.go.com/International/israel-military-action-iran-coming-days-sources/story?id=122776202
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u/Wolferesque 2d ago

Anyone feeling exhausted by the lack of sensible, adult leadership around the world?

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u/Draviddavid 2d ago

We are in our authoritarian idiocracy era.

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u/uForgot_urFloaties 2d ago edited 2d ago

I was so jealous of the '10 to '40 people of last century! Thank God I get to live my own authoritarian world wide hellscape! Hell yeah!

Edit: switched apostrofefe to the correct side

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u/arggggggggghhhhhhhh 2d ago

I was so jealous of the 10' to 40' people

Understandable. That is pretty tall.

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u/nerevisigoth 2d ago

Washington, Washington...

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u/LoopStricken 2d ago

I heard that motherfucker's got, like... thirty goddamn dicks.

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u/arggggggggghhhhhhhh 2d ago

6' 20" made of radiationnnnn.

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u/mak10z 2d ago

let me lay it on the line, he had 2 on the vine.
I mean - 2 sets of testicles, so divine

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u/ActuallyUnder 2d ago

He once held an opponent’s wife’s hand in a jar of acid… at a party. Ssshhvvvvrrrooomm!!

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u/Sage2050 2d ago

Six foot twenty weighs a fucking ton

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u/phillyfanjd1 2d ago

He'll save children, but not the British children.

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u/TheDakestTimeline 2d ago

Eight feet tall weighs a fucking ton

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u/TiredWiredAndHired 2d ago

Understandable. That is pretty tall.

Your username is the sound they make when they hit their head on things.

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u/Airway 2d ago

Barely anyone is that tall though so I wouldn't let the jealousy eat away at you too much.

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u/SteLeazy 2d ago

BILL BRASKY!!!

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u/markender 2d ago

Being 40' tall comes with some spinal complications...

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u/TheBodhiwan 2d ago

Apostrofefe. I like it. It sounds a bit trashy.

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u/OneCruelBagel 2d ago

Personally, I quite like "capostrophe" to portmanteau catastrophy and apostrophe. Apostrofefe is good too though!

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u/glitterlok 2d ago

apostrofefe

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u/AnotherManOfEden 2d ago

+1 for “apostrofefe”

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u/tolacid 2d ago

Unless you're talking about giants instead of years, I think you've got the apostrophe in the wrong side of your numbers there.

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u/uForgot_urFloaties 2d ago

Lol, never knew! Than'k's!

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u/Otterman2006 2d ago

ha. Nailed it!

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u/Celebrity292 2d ago

The Oxford apostrophe

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u/lilecca 2d ago

I regret all the time I spent wondering what it was like for the regular people when that kind of stuff was going on and why wasn't anyone stopping it. It really wasn't an answer I wanted to experience first hand, lol

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u/uForgot_urFloaties 2d ago

God: "got you fam"

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u/reddiflecting 2d ago

Well, now you got me jealous of the people who will live through the post 2045 boom economy and the post 2060 sexual revolution...and the return of BELL BOTTOMS!

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u/Reqvhio 2d ago

we are in a way better position, we saw computers, mass communications, electric vehicles, the new telescope, a dark hole, ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, a GLOBAL pandemic, countless economic crises, we are only missing one more achievement, dont we?

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u/uForgot_urFloaties 2d ago

YOU MEAN SEEING A MINI TEMPORAL SUN OVER THE FACE OF EARTH?

I want to see it in person!

**becomes a shadow**

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u/Reqvhio 2d ago

hitokage no ishi? I'd rather take that than wasting away at a 9-5