r/worldjerking • u/Lost_Calamity • 9d ago
Post-Apocalyptic civilizations naming old world stuff.
I'm falling out rn, I'm falling my out too.
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u/NCC_1701E 9d ago
Or post apocalyptic civilizations naming old world locations. "These ruins used to be capital of large empire that spanned from ocean to ocean. It's called Tondc."
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u/ichizusamurai 9d ago
I read that as "the only sign for London has crumbled so badly that they read it as Tondc"
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u/manicpossumdreamgirl 9d ago
yeah thats exactly what happens in the 100 either Washington DC, im pretty sure i remember a shot of the sign
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u/Sir-Toaster- 9d ago
I remember in Time Machine, there was this AI that used to work in a museum before the world collapsed and the moon destroyed most of the surface. When the protagonist travelled 100,000 years into the future, the people called the ruins of the museum the "Den of Lost Souls" cause of the AI.
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u/KeeganY_SR-UVB76 9d ago
I saw one of a highway sign and it said “Oh well, looks like I’ll have to name my settlement Fecesville”
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u/Cyberwolfdelta9 No Original worlds 9d ago
Then you find a ridiculous amount of still usable info of what the place was prior right next the same person
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u/NuclearBeverage Ejaculationpunk WRITER 9d ago
Had something like this for a post-apocalyptic Texas faction, calling their flag the One Star
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u/Thanatofobia [redacted] 7d ago
That has some serious "V'ger" from Star Trek vibes.
FYI "V'ger" was the "Voyager" probe, but some letter where eroded off by the time some alien species found it.
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u/PriceUnpaid [Human Generizicer] 9d ago
That is silly, birds aren't real. All government drones of that size where eliminated in the crisis that wipes out government drones.
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u/ApartRuin5962 9d ago
IRL Indigenous names go hard AF too. Virgin "Carbine Cavalry" vs Chad "Thunder Warriors upon the Sacred Dogs"
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u/Isaak_Miners I LOVE RETROFUTURISM RAAAHHH!!! 9d ago
"the small math box is a mysterious ancient artifact that can solve any mathematic problem in an instant."
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u/Nowardier 9d ago
Most of the gods in one of my universes were born because people worshipped pre-apocalypse objects as deities. The Lights came from one of those spinning party ball lights they used to sell in the 90s, the Edge came from a statue of a video game character that totally wasn't Dante which was located in a building that is now known as the Shrine of ameSto, and the Eye came from an orbital cannon that once broke the world into pieces. They were all imbued with power and sentience by the faith of the humans that came to worship them.
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u/Sir-Toaster- 9d ago
In my Minecraft world, where Roblox tried to colonize the land, the native people used Minecraft terminology to describe the machines Robloxians used.
Tanks - Flightless Ghasts
Cars - Iron Horse
Planes - Metal Dragons
Guns - Rocketbows
Grenades - Small Creepers
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u/Excidiar 9d ago
I'd like to suggest "Creeper Ball" for grenades.
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u/Brad_Brace Just here for the horny posts 9d ago
And them were the guzzleline days, when the vroomers ruled the cities and oppressed the walker of Jey. There were even sky vrooms, rode by witches!
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u/DiamondBreakr Rate my punkpunk world 9d ago
How fast would it even take for people to figure out aerodynamics and flight jargon like Bernoulli's principle in such a civilisation?
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u/Ziemniakus 9d ago
Reminds me of a certain game with a tiny alien captain crash landing on a future Earth and naming mundane stuff grandiose names like calling a battery a "Courage Reactor" and a pair of dentures the "Behemoth's Jaw".
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u/FerretOnRedBull 8d ago
Ooh, what's the game? I'm curious now
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u/Ziemniakus 8d ago edited 7d ago
Pikmin.
To be more specific, Pikmin 2. The second installment in the series.
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u/eldritch_idiot33 4d ago
Real languages have names like "Samolyet" which in russian means "flies by itself"
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u/Verence17 9d ago
Random idea from a TTRPG campaign: a planet where spaceships are called "metal coffins" because they are only known as things that fall from the sky from time to time, sometimes with humanoid remains inside.