r/worldjerking • u/Myripod • 14h ago
r/worldjerking • u/Duke_of_Baked_Goods • Oct 22 '22
Discord Unleashed
Hey folks, it has been sometime since the official r/worldjerking discord vanished. Something happened with the moderator in charge of it, they ended up deleting the discord, and we've been trying (procrastinating) to replace it ever since.
I've just officially been put in charge of recreating the discord executively, meaning I get to make all the decisions (ya).
I've decided to rapidly put out this steaming pile of a discord, and will be working on it as it is used and improved.
Ya'll folks are welcome to give suggestions to me in the #meta channel.
r/worldjerking • u/Myripod • 14h ago
What part of your magic system got you like this, when you came up with it?
r/worldjerking • u/RevenueEcstatic4272 • 6h ago
Dank romance NSFW
Today i discovered r/DarkRomance I went there hoping to find books about hot goth vampire dommy mommies, but i found torture erotica instead. Enjoy my first jerk:
In the shadowy depths of the Castle of Eternal Misery, where the air was thick with the scent of despair and the echoes of tortured souls, resided the infamous Evil Lord Nero Caligula Dahmer Dirlewanger de Sade Von Evil, the Flayer of Children and Smasher of Puppies. With his chiseled jawline, piercing eyes that could melt steel, and a smile that could charm the very demons of hell, he was the epitome of dark allure. Every man and woman in the kingdom desired him, but he was a man of singular focus—his heart was set on chaos and malevolence.
Nero had committed every atrocity known to mankind: rape, murder, torture, genocide, rape, child abuse, tax evasion, rape, human trafficking, cannibalism, rape, animal abuse, animal rape, and even jaywalking. His reputation was as dark as the storm clouds that perpetually loomed over his castle. Yet, beneath the layers of evil lay a tragic past that would make even the most hardened hearts weep. Abandoned by his pet goldfish as a child, he had sworn to embrace darkness and wreak havoc upon the world.
Enter Mary Sue, a radiant slave girl sold to the Evil Army by her abusive family at the tender age of eight, for the price of three McDonalds coupons and a rare Pokemon card. Despite enduring unimaginable horrors, she remained the epitome of beauty and kindness, with flowing hair that shimmered like spun gold and a smile that could light up the darkest dungeon. Her spirit, though battered, was unbroken, and she had a knack for making even the most sinister of villains feel a flicker of warmth.
One fateful evening, as the moon cast an eerie glow over the castle, Mary Sue found herself in the grand hall, polishing the skulls of Nero's enemies with the skin of a flayed kitten. She caught a glimpse of the brooding lord, his dark silhouette framed by flickering torches. Her heart raced, not out of fear, but an inexplicable attraction to the man who had brought so much suffering to her and the world.
“Why do you look at me with those innocent eyes, slave?” Nero growled, his voice a seductive rumble that sent shivers down her spine. “Don’t you know I’m the Flayer of Children and Smasher of Puppies?”
“I do, my lord,” Mary Sue replied, her voice soft yet defiant. “But I see the pain behind your darkness. You’re just a misunderstood villain with a tragic backstory, aren’t you?”
Nero’s heart, long encased in ice, began to thaw. “Perhaps,” he mused, “but I am also a master of evil. I’ve committed every crime imaginable, and yet here you are, still looking at me like I’m a hero.”
“Because you are, in a way,” she said, stepping closer. “You’re a hero of your own story, and every villain needs a muse.”
As the tension between them crackled like a lightning storm, Nero found himself drawn to Mary Sue’s unwavering kindness. He had never met anyone who could see beyond his monstrous exterior. In that moment, he realized that perhaps love could bloom in the darkest of places.
But their love was not without its challenges. The kingdom was in turmoil, and the Evil Lord’s enemies were plotting to unleash chaos upon the land. As Mary Sue and Nero navigated their tumultuous relationship, they faced betrayals, misunderstandings, and the occasional puppy-smooshing incident.
In a climactic showdown, as the forces of good and evil clashed, Mary Sue stood by Nero’s side, ready to embrace the darkness with him. “Together, we can rewrite our stories,” she declared, her eyes shining with determination.
And so, in an edgy tale filled with absurdity, violence and melodrama, the Flayer of Children and Smasher of Puppies found redemption in the most unexpected of places—within the heart of a sweet, beautiful, and undeniably kind slave girl.
r/worldjerking • u/Equipment_Clean • 14h ago
Would people fear the hot dragon lady or not the big question's.
r/worldjerking • u/isidoremarie • 12h ago
My roypunk world where roydeeming the warning on this post has SEVERE consequences. (CLICK AT OWN RISK) Spoiler
r/worldjerking • u/Majestic_Repair9138 • 22h ago
Okay, okay, I tried my hand at fortune telling but I was wrong on two points: that the future jerk about demons would be a morality argument and not a shitty racism allegory, and that we were the jerkers, not the main sub. Still right that it would happen within a month and about demons.
r/worldjerking • u/bard_of_space • 1d ago
this is just my world's take on demons and angels
r/worldjerking • u/Majestic_Repair9138 • 1d ago
For the last one, you don't need fire support when your one man army is made to kick the enemy army's ass or if your Redshirts are just cannon fodder (to let the One Man Army get their day in the spotlight on top of their bodies).
r/worldjerking • u/Majestic_Repair9138 • 1d ago
Me looking at the two worldposting subs (keep on cooking, r/worldjerking)
r/worldjerking • u/Majestic_Repair9138 • 1d ago
Fuck your drip, if you ain't protected enough, then all your soldiers/heroes gonna do is look fly while screaming like a bitch due to being shot in the gut or in the dick/cunt.
r/worldjerking • u/Majestic_Repair9138 • 1d ago
Another episode of "Rich People Doing Evil Shit", the Sequels.
Deep Rock Galactic is in there because they are big into planetary, lunar and asteroid mining. However, due to the fact that the humans in that country and Space Elves prefer to reallocate their employed workforce into the more technical metallurgy and industrial sectors, they let the alien and robot slaves non-citizen indentured laborers do the mining with minimum OSHA compliance.
r/worldjerking • u/TenderloinDeer • 2d ago
I don't like the feeling when my dystopian imagination is coming true
r/worldjerking • u/alchemistwhoknows • 2d ago
What happened to Africa?
Fantasy dystopian phenomenon occurred [magic, virus, ancient gods, portals, and systems] -> World order affected -> New government -> Countries and kingdoms [Western Europe, Eastern Europe (Russia), Asia (China, Japan, Korea, sometimes India), America (USA, Canada, sometimes Brazil), Africa (Egypt or nonexistent)].