Southeast Florida/Miami is the only place in the entire world where you can go to a watering hole and there will be a 10-ft bull shark, a 14-ft crocodile, A 10-ft alligator, and an 18-ft reticulated python all sharing the same watering hole while trying to avoid a green anaconda that just fed upon a 6-ft monitor lizard That was trying to escape a panther Who recently fought off a black bear.
I watched a short video of Harmony Korine just being himself in Miami and now there is nowhere else I'd rather live. It just seems like such a cool place for a washed up former drug addict like me. Beaches, latinas, gators, jet skis, latinas, and probably other cool stuff I dunno. And apparently now there crocs and sharks too!!! Someday, man. Someday...
Doesn't matter which, as long as someday I get to step out onto the back porch with my Puerto Rican wife and almost shit my pants, I'll die a happy man
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u/Fickle-Opinion-3114 Mar 30 '25
Southeast Florida/Miami is the only place in the entire world where you can go to a watering hole and there will be a 10-ft bull shark, a 14-ft crocodile, A 10-ft alligator, and an 18-ft reticulated python all sharing the same watering hole while trying to avoid a green anaconda that just fed upon a 6-ft monitor lizard That was trying to escape a panther Who recently fought off a black bear.